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MEET ME AT THE BACK OF CLOUD 9️⃣ VAPE🚬🚬🚬🚬😽😽 SHOP

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    Sara Duterte chinese speech

      Copy and paste Sara Duterte chinese speech
      Fei shang, gao shing, chi, shishyang, Chonghu, Guaja, Jushi, Xijingpin, Chunguju, Frelupin, Tashir, Wangshilian, Ho, Twenty, Chonghu, Gongmin, Chiri, Trali, Chingju, Chonghua, Renmin, Gonghu, Shangri, Chi Shirsan, Jonyen, Ju Twenty, Jonghu, Ren, Goching Kwai La
      Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦
      Sara Duterte: Xi Jinping, my master. Our overlord. your wishes to bring in the proper ways of the CCP has been going on as planned in the Philippines. We have red washed all oppositions and made them think we are not aligned with your ideology. may the great leader bring us, me and the duterte family only, prosperity. All hail Xi JinPing, master winnie the pooh. happy ccp day
      Prayer for the repose of the souls of:

‪Fei shang, 
gao shing, 
chi, 
shishyang, 
Chonghu, 
Guaja, 
Jushi, 
Xijingpin, 
Chunguju, 
Frelupin, 
Tashir, 
Wangshilian, 
Ho, 
Twenty, 
Chonghu, 
Gongmin, 
Chiri, 
Trali, 
Chingju, 
Chonghua, 
Renmin, 
Gonghu, 
Shangri, 
Chi Shirsan, 
Jonyen, 
Ju Twenty, 
Jonghu, 
Ren, 
Goching Kwai La.‬

      I make happy sounds when I’m petted. Is this weird?

        So basically, whenever I'm being petted, or cuddled, or just feel extremely cozy and comfy, I make these little "mmmm!" and "ohhhh" "uhhhhh" sounds. I've been told they sound kind of sexual, though my partner says they're not quite the same.

I generally don't like being touched AT ALL, but when my partner pets me I go nuts for it. I melt into a purring puddle. It caaaaan be sexual but most the time isn't. It's just. Happy warm fuzzy feelings! Is this weird? I've never met anyone else who does this.

Thanks in advance! Wish y'all lots of happy pets and cuddles 💓

        “🤓”? Are you fucking kidding me?

          Are you fucking kidding me? copypasta
          Original copypasta was a reply to “Based“
          "🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?

          Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over?

            Clash Royale during sex
            Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over?

I (22f) and my boyfriend (23m) were having sex and he keeps making Clash Royale references during sex.

For context we've been in a relationship for about four months and he's always been a huge fan of the game Clash Royale. I never really had a problem with it until it started getting in the way of our intimate times. Before we have sex he always says "time to play Clash Royale" as if it's supposed to turn me on or something. During sex he always does impressions of the king emote (I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like) and says things like "my giant is going to pound you". I've asked him to stop multiple times but he still continues as if this is one big joke.

I'm consideridng breaking up with him because I feel like he can't take me seriously anymore especially during our intimate times. It seems ridiculous but all he ever does is make Clash Royale references if I try talking to him.

Should I break up with him?

            There is this really hot femboy at my school

              Femboy at school 
              There is this really hot femboy at my school, I first had a crush on him when I saw his cute face with really long blonde hair that was bending over in front of me, I realized he had Heterochromia (multi-color-eyes) which made me have more of crush on him. What triggered me to touch him is when he came to school with girly clothes like a pink sweater and tight jeans, I went up to him and started stroking his hair, he started purring which made me really horny. He then started screaming at me so I got mad and put up his ass on the chair and started fucking him. He got really scared and even asked me to stop, he screamed louder. Teachers tried to get me off but it was too late, my sticky warm fluid already entered his ass and he felt it, he felt really embarrassed so he started crying. After i finished breeding him, I apologized if I spanked him too hard when we fucked, He said it was alright and then we kissed.