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I want to bang Fu Xuan

    Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the master diviner so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the divination commission I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Fu Xuan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Fu Xuan's tight divine pussy. I want her to have my babies.
    Okay, Futa Xuan.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈
    
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    πŸ•’
    
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    Pan❀Pan❀pan❀pan❀pan❀pan
    
    "Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Futa Xuan!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT FUTA XUAN♀πŸ¦ͺ !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"
    
    Pan❀Pan❀Pan❀Pan❀pan❀Pan❀pan ❀
    
    "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❀ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❀"
    
    Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
    UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’
    
    MASTER DIVINER'S EXPOSED BACK β—β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ—πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­PLEASE LET ME LICK IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LET ME LICK IT❗❗LET ME LICK IT❗❗ PLEASE😭😭 I'LL DO ANYTHING πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’
    
    FU XUAN PLEASEπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β—β—β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’ FU XUAN PLEASEπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β—β—β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’ FU XUAN PLEASEπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β—β—β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’
    
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    
    UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHπŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

    I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person

      I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Bronya than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Bronya for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking or rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on r/HonkaiStarRail proposes that she has a girlfriend who is Seele, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Bronya is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another person! I want her to have feelings only for me! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Bronya art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.

      The original was the Suisex copypasta

      IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DMC REFERENCE???

        ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DMC REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 DMC IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― NERO IS SO BADASSSSS πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE 🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑🀬🀬😑🀬🀬😑I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT Dead Weight!Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight!πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ Dead Weight! Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight! πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ I am the storm that is approaching❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓Provoking, black clouds in isolation!1!1!β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ r/devilmaycry r/devilmightcry r/devilmaycryshitposts perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

        God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail

          God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail so fucking badly, I jerk my meat to Stelle porn multiple times a day and I still can’t stop thinking about her constantly. Her emotionless, uncaring face looking down at me as I stroke my beat my meat to her praying that she may one day materialize if I project my energies hard enoug.

          Down bad for Silver Wolf

            Every cursed Silver Wolf copypasta from mating press to plap plap
            Okay, Silver Wolf.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈
            
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            Pan❀Pan❀pan❀pan❀pan❀pan
            
            "Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Silver Wolf!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT Silver Wolf ♀πŸ¦ͺ !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"
            
            Pan❀Pan❀Pan❀Pan❀pan❀Pan❀pan ❀
            
            "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❀ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❀"
            
            Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
            EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO EROTIC 😭😭😭😭 FAT ASS πŸ’’πŸ’’ THICK THIGHS πŸ’’πŸ’’ FLAT CHEST πŸ’’πŸ’’ LEWD CLOTHES πŸ’’πŸ’’ AND SHE IS SO SHORT (PORTABLE FUCKNUGGET 😭😭)
            
            I MUST SEX HER πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅ FUCK HER EVERY HOLE 😭😭 FILL THEM WITH MY CUM πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ MAKE HER PREGNANT‼️‼️ TURN HER INTO A MOTHER 🀰🀰 BEST PUPPY FACTORY πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’
            PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
            
            GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
            Caught you Silverwolf-chan~~
            
            PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT
            
            "UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"
            
            "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE SILVER-CHAN!"
            
            GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
            
            9 months later.
            
            "So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
            
            "Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"
            
            "Seems like someone needs disciplining." πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’
            I am down CATACLYSMIC for silver wolf. Her monotone smugness, her just barely not flat chest, her cute face. But all of those combined do nothing to me compared to her shorts. Sure there's the obvious of them framing her tight butt perfectly, but this just scratches the surface. Them being casually unbuttoned, ready to slip off at any time. The little straps hugging her delicious thighs. But what really gets me going? The sides are fish nets. The sides of her shorts are f i s h n e t s. You can see everything. Might as well be wearing a qipao. What kind of shorts are like that? Its so slutty for no reason. She isn't wearing panties. When she sprints you can really tell how much of her cheeks they show. It's amazing. I can't even play as her in overworld cause i get so horny. Mihoyo are truly geniuses. Someone help me I just can't stop staring at Silver Wolf's shorts
            uunnnNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!mCUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            brarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BLARGGGGGGGGGGG UUUUUNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH UNNNHHHH OH
            GODDDDDDDDDDDD NOT THE
            C-C-C-CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUU
            UUUUUUUUUUU
            UUUUUUNNNNN
            NNNNNNNNNNNNπŸ’¦ πŸ’¦
            NNNNNNNNNNNN
            NNNNYYYYYYYYY πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦
            YYYYY!!!
            CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
            ME WANT CUNNY ME WANT CUNNY CUNNNY ME WANT ME WANT ME WANT LITTLE CUNNY ME 😭 πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’ 😭 πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’ 😭 πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’ 😭 πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’ 😭 πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’
            CCCCUUUNNNN-NN-N-N-EEE HEHEHE HHEEIIIIYYYY BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO UUUAAAGGHHH
            ZOBOLA DE MATRE DE DOON DOON DEL LAHO BANO GO DANI OH LA GOUUUUAaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHhhhHHH
            AAAAAHHHHHHHH MALAOGOUGAAAAAAAAAAAA
            BWOOOOOOOOOOP
            ughhhhhh... unnnnhhhh...
            give me that sweet cu cu cu........................
            
            CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            
            UGHHGHH GOOODODDDDDD SWEET CUNNY I WANT THAT... unnnhh... FRESH PISSy SMEELLLLL
            I WANT TO LICK AND suck and LICK AND SUCK FINGER AND LIKC AND FINGER
            LICKCLICKLICKLICKCLIKCLCICIKCLCKLCLKCLICKCKCKCKKKKK UUGGNNHGHHHHH GOOOOODDD
            FFFUUUUUUCCCCKCKKKKKK
            th- tth-th---hh...
            that...
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            Y πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦
            
            !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦
            HERE!!! uaggghh... take my..
            ...MMMMmmMYY PONOS
            to your
            y-y-y- your- your- 😭😭😭 😭😭😭 😭😭😭
            YOUR vvvvvvvVAGOOOO
            and
            hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CACAAAAAAAAAAAA
            LET ME
            J-J- j-j-j-j-jjj---j-jj- g gg--gh-g-jjg----ffffffffkkhkhhhhhh
            jj--jj-- J-J-J-J-JJ-J--
            JJAAAAAAAMMMMMM
            IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
            IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
            NNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
            MY CUTE SWEET LITTLE
            CCCCCUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
            NNGNGGUGUUUHHH
            HNNGGHHAHAAHHH
            uuuUUUuunnhhh.. ugh....
            huhh... huhh... huhh... πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦
            UWOOOOOGH πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈ HACKER CUNNY NEEDS SEXINGπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’’πŸ’’β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈFUCK THE CUNNY β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ’’πŸ’’ BREED THE CUNNY β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ’’πŸ’’ FILL THE CUNNY β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ’’πŸ’’ PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP UOOOGH πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’’πŸ’’β€ΌοΈβ—οΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜­πŸ˜­

            Let sensei show you what a mating press is…

              Okay, <person name>.... Let <your name>-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈
              
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              Pan❀Pan❀pan❀pan❀pan❀pan
              
              "Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, <person name>!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT <person name> ♀πŸ¦ͺ !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"
              
              Pan❀Pan❀Pan❀Pan❀pan❀Pan❀pan ❀
              
              "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❀ FORGIVE ME, <your name>-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❀"
              
              Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.