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Senator Armstrong speech

    Senator Armstrong I have a dream speech copy paste
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    I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!

What the hell are you talking about?

You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
    I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

    🤓please stop with DALL-E mini

      DALL-E mini copypasta
      You want me to stop?

We have the first shitposting engine in known history and you want me stop?

What you are witnessing right now is a miracle. Billions of picture+text pairs scrapped just so anybody can render Osama bin laden as a funko pop with 99% accuracy.

You want me to stop? When our technology is so cutting edge, is so advanced I will be able to upload your avatar and turn you into sojyak while I am a chad in months?

Random internet stranger, do you understand? For the first time in history of Universe, we are able to generate shitposts flawlessly.

You want me to stop? So, what are you going to do next? Open Paint and generate from your mind with size of a peanut, stranger? While I just type chad staring at you into prompter? Internet stranger destroyed by facts and logic by Chad, 4K quality, press photo?

We are witnessing history and we are going to abuse the living fuck of it.

Now go back in line to shrine and pray to our new AI overlords.

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      AITA for fucking your mom?

        Your mom joke copypasta
        I(69M, heterosexual) last night(10/24/21 11:12 PM) got consent(verbal) from your mom(420F) to have sexual intercourse(hetero), but you(42069M) got very angry(blood pressure 100/140) and yelled(80 decibels) at me. Am I the asshole?

        It Was Me, Barry!

          The famous "It was me Barry" Flash meme
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          Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me, Barry. I jerked you off at super speed to make it seem like you nutted to just a women’s touch.

          You wouldn’t send a booty pic

            booty pic copypasta
            Another booty pic copypasta
            You wouldn't send a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on and three different picture of your booty is any position and a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open and a picture of you fingering yourself and a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it and a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot and a pic your full front body and just a bra and panties a pic of your arms where your panties are all up and a pic of your boobs while you're in the shower and another pussy pic while while you're in the shower and whatever all the sexy thing you want and a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of yourself actually coming and one of you play with your tits

            Ass is objectively better than tits

              Ass or boobs copypasta
              Before you start typing, hear me out:

When you're having sex, what do you feel ass you penetrate your girl? That's right, her cheeks clapping on your crotch area. It enhances the pleasure and resists the impact of your thrusts, which allows you to go all in. When you're not having sex, what hurts to have more? That's right, tits. They give you back pain and it gets worse the bigger they are while ass cheeks give you a free pillow to sit on.

And back to sex, specifically, lesbian sex. You know how they tease each others' nipples? That doesn't work with big tits, as they're less sensitive as small tits, so you're often better off having ass over tits.

And back to straight sex, what the fuck can you do if your girl isn't big up there? You can grope and tease her, but titfucks are not an option. There are other ways to tease a woman like neck kisses and stuff.

Now I like big tits, I love them, but I think it's rational to pick ass; So I was born a tits man, but I am an ass man by choice.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.