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My husband said I have “boy pussy.”

    Bussy copypasta
    I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
    
    For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
    
    I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.

    Spanish Navy Seal copypasta

      Qué mierda acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Te haré saber que me gradué de honor en mi clase de los Navy Seals,he estado envuelto en numerosos ataques sorpresa a Al-Quaeda, y tengo 300 asesinatos confirmados. Estoy entrenado en tácticas de guerra revolucionistas y soy el mejor francotirador en todas las fuerzas armadas de la US. No eres nada para mí, sólo un blanco más. Te borraré con una precisión nunca vista antes en este planeta, recuerda mis putas palabras. Piensas que te puedes salir con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda a través de la internet? Piensa otra vez, cabrón. Mientras hablamos estoy contactando my red secreta de espías alrededor de los Estados Unidos y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este mismo instante,así que deberías prepararte para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que destroza la patética cosa que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto,chico. Puedo estar dondequiera, cuandosea, y puedo matarte en más de setecientas formas, y éso sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo estoy entrenado extensivamente en combate desarmado, sino que también tengo acceso al arsenal entero de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y la usaré para borrar tu miserable existencia de la faz de continente,pequeña mierda. Si tan sólo hubieras cerrado tu pinche boca. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora es cuando pagas el precio, maldito idiota. Haré llover furia sobre ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás muerto,chaval

      Thats football right there

        Thats fucking football right there copypasta
        Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

        Can You Morbfeel My Morbheart by Morbring me the morbrizon

          Can you morbfeel the morbilence?😢 Can you morbsee the morbark?😢 Can you morbix the morbken?😢 CAN YOU MORBFEEL MY MORBHEART????😢 Can you morb the morbless?😢 Well, I'm morbegging on my morbnees!!!😢 Can you morb my morbtard soul?😢 WILL YOU MORB FOR ME??? I'm sorry, morbthers, so morbrry morbver.😢 Morbgive me morbther, I morb you mother.😢 Can you morbfeel the morbilence?😢 Can you morbsee the morbark?😢 Can you morbix the morbken?😢 CAN YOU MORBFEEL MY MORBHEART????😢 I'm morbcared to get morbloser,😢 And i morb being morblone.😢 I morb for that morbling,😢 TO NOT MORB AT ALL!😢 The morber I morbget,😢 The morbwer I'll morbsink.😢 I cant morbrown my morbmons,😢 Morbthey know how to morb.😢 I'm morbcared to get morbloser,😢 And i morb being morblone.😢 I morb for that morbling,😢 TO NOT MORB AT ALL!😢 The morber I morbget,😢 The morbwer I'll morbsink.😢 I cant morbrown my morbmons,😢 Morbthey know how to morb.😢 I'm morbcared to get morbloser,😢 And i morb being morblone.😢 I morb for that morbling,😢 TO NOT MORB AT ALL!😢 The morber I morbget,😢 The morbwer I'll morbsink.😢 I cant morbrown my morbmons,😢 Morbthey know how to morb.😢 Can you morbfeel the morbilence?😢 Can you morbsee the morbark?😢 Can you morbix the morbken?😢 CAN YOU MORBFEEL MY MORBHEART????😢

          I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average

            Average cum copypasta
            I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average. I have gathered this data through a meta-analysis of two years worth of studies into my cumming abilities.
            
            Yes, scientists can not explain why I only last 1.204 seconds (approximately)
            
            No, my girlfriend doesn’t mind (I don’t have one irl but I have a waifu pillow on animal crossing whom I love dearly)
            
            No, I will not teach you how to make yourself cum in one second as you probably do not possess the necessary intellectual prowess that is imperative to gain my superhuman abilities.
            
            Thank you for reading.

            WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO CUM?!

              I HATE WHEN IM JERKING OFF AND I CANT CUM! IT TAKES SO FUCKING LONG TO CUM! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF WE COULD CUM FAST! WE COULD JERK OFF TO ALOT OF PORN AND CUM ALOT!!!