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I said sus, hahahahaha

    I said sus copypasta
    Sus. Suuuus. I said sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor.hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

    AITA (am i the asshole) for beating my wife?

      Big Chungus 
      I (M49) beat my wife (F01) the other day when she said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. I was watching big Chungus porn on reddit (wholesome 100) when my wife came in, begging to be released from my basement. I laughed in her face and told her no. Then I kept fapping to Chungus porn. She asked what I was watching, and I was in shock. How could this bitch not know what Big Chungus is? I got out the drawing board and explained all about Chungus lore. I showed her some Big Chungus memes and I started laughing hysterically at them. She looked weirded out and said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. Shock came over me. What was this bitch saying? I quickly lunged at her, impaling my fist into her face, breaking her nose and eye sockets. She screamed and howled in pain and cried. I kept beating her and yelling that Big Chungus was funny and if she didn't laugh at it I'd torture her in my dungeon. She screamed and cried until I knocked her out. I tied her to a chair in a soundproof room and locked the door. Now I sit here wondering, am I the asshole for doing that?

      I found my sisters nudes and I…

        r/teenagers copypasta
        Plain and simple I found an old phone in my closet my younger sister had and out of curiosity I went through it and found out your typically stuff, ranting to her friends, talking to guys, found what seemed to be a boyfriend or something, etc, until I decided to see her images... SHE HAD LIKE 2 VIDEOS AND A FEW PICTURES OF HER NUDE

At first I freaked out and got a sick feeling in my stomach so I deleted them and threw the phone back in the closet of old junk where I found it.

A few days later I decided to masturbate at night while noone was home and sadly I remembered my sisters phone, I went to gallery and clicked the recently deleted images and recovered all her nudes and I don't know what or how I just decided to finish off to a video of my sister stripping down.

After I finished I legit had the worst post nut clarity in my whole fucking life, I redeleted the damn nudes, went to recently deleted and deleted them again until there was no trace of them. The next day I couldn't bare what I did so I just told my sister I found her old phone and gave it back to her... I am just hoping she doesn't remember she had nudes on there herself and notices I deleted them

        My husband plays WoW and he was upset that our upcoming newborn’s delivery is conflicting with his raid schedule.

          World of Warcraft copypasta
          I’ve never felt so hurt.

I’ve tolerated his gaming habits for the entirety of the relationship because I don’t want to be the controlling wife and I want him to be happy. It’s only the past 3 years that he’s come to bed extremely late. He talks about the game all the time and I let him indulge in his info umping.

I’m set to go to the hospital on Monday as I might be close to delivering our first child. He said that his raid with his guild is on Tuesday and Thursday and he’s fighting the final boss of mythic and this might be his only chance to do it. The baby might be delivered next week.

I don’t know how I feel about this or how to process this. I’m so afraid he will choose the game over us.

          Spanish CBT

            Spanish Cock and Ball Torture
            Original EN version of CBT
            La tortura del pene y las bolas (CBT, por sus siglas en inglés) es una actividad sexual que involucra la aplicación de dolor o constricción en los genitales masculinos. Esto puede implicar actividades directamente dolorosas, como juegos con cera, azotes genitales, apretones, golpes de bolas, flagelaciones genitales, juegos uretrales, tortura con cosquillas, electroestimulación erótica o incluso patadas.[1] El destinatario de tales actividades puede recibir placer físico directo a través del masoquismo, o placer emocional a través de la humillación erótica, o el conocimiento de que el juego agrada a un dominante sádico. Muchas de estas prácticas conllevan importantes riesgos para la salud.