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Enough with the MORBIUS

    Stop talking about MORBIUS!
    More Morbius copypasta
    Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.

This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

    I did it, I sucked my own penis

      I sucked my own penis story
      It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.

      Happy Juneteenth

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        LET'S ALL🙏THANK🙏OUR 🤠TEXAS🤠 DADDY 💦🍆 GORDON GRANGER FOR SPREADING THOSE 🦵LEGS AND THE GOOD WORD OF EMANCIPATION🆓️🆓️. YOU DONT FUCK👊 WITH TEXAS, BUT YOU DEFINITELY GET 👌👈FUCKED🍑🤞 IN IT. THEY CANT POWER A GRID, BUT THEY CAN FUCK YOUR MOM.🤤😩😩 CUMGRATULATIONS💦💦 TO ALL OUR BLACK DADDIES 🙎🏾‍♂️🙎🏿‍♂️AND MOMMIES 💁🏿‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ON JUNETEENTH BEING OUR NEWEST 👮‍♂️FEDERAL👮‍♂️HOLIDAY. LET THEM BEND 🧎‍♀️YOU OVER 🧎‍♀️LIKE WE BENT OVER THE CONFEDERATES AND SHOOT THEIR MUSKETS🔫 INSIDE EVERY HOLE 🍩THEY WANT😩. 🎶SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT🎶, AND SUCK HARD SWEET HARRIOT (tubman)✊🏿. SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BEST BITCHES. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOUR LOVE 🖤🖤LIFE IS AS NONEXISTENT AS THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF 🇺🇲AMERICA🇺🇲. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL BE RUNNING A🚃TRAIN🚃 ON YOUR OWN UNDERGROUND🍑🚂RAILROAD🛤🍩💦. GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND THE FBI🤵🏻‍♂️🔫WILL UNMURDER🧟‍♂️ BIG DADDY MLK JUST SO HE CAN BE YOUR WINGMAN AND HELP YOU MAKE BLACK LABIAS🍑😋🍌MATTER

        UGH my crush saw me fapping in class while I was looking at her!! And her parents r making a “lawsuit” against me. What does that even mean!? 🤔🙄

          I am in 5th grade.. I have a crush on this girl her hair smells like roses and her personality is golden so I decided to peacefully fap to her beautiful face in the middle of math because it was SOOO boring 😂😂😂 savage anyways she caught me and i was thinking she liked it making winks and smiling to her but she did not like it. 😒🤔😕so weird. she screamed then she started running to the principal office 😢🙄😬i cant stand that boomer 😂 savage 💯😎 anyway when she reported me she started spreading it 😭🙄🙄🙄😝now people call me weird and a 'loser' like whatt!???? 🙄 im totally a winner and part of the logang ✔️✔️✔️👍😂🥇😎 she now told her parents and im trying to break in her house 🏡😉💪✔️ i will do many things to her since she didnt like my fap 😅😂😂😂😎😎 she geting punsihed 🤣🤣🤣🤣anyways im gonna set the ladder up ✔️🤓😋 then go to her bedroom. 🤗😝😊 Hahahah ok wish me good luck rediit and pls give award so i can share my savage story, 🤣🤣😂😎😎💯💯👍 thanks redit and logang💪😎🤓

          Titsa me, Mario!

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