You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!
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In today's Roblox economy, this isn't much a surprise really. 100 robux is like the equivalent of a dollar and it's pretty common knowledge. You should also note that the Roblox economy - although virtual - is just like a real life economy. The value of robux can fluctuate based on capitalist values - users can decide the price of their products and that could completely change the value of Robux. A great example of this are the items that were sold in the early 2010s compared to items sold today. The average hat on Roblox, before UGC, back in 2014 would be about 15-20 robux, which is around .5 to a dollar then. If you look at an average hat today - which is a UGC item - that item would cost 50-100 robux, which is also still about a dollar. Not only are the economic decisions of the user are a major factor in the virtual economy, but also real life economic fluctuations as well. Even if the robux economy was well maintained, it can not avoid the fluctuations of the US Dollar or other real-life currencies. 100 robux, may seem a lot, but that's the reality of economics. I mean, I personally agree it's a lot, and I mostly blame the Roblox community for being the leading problem in that. Destroying the economy due to their greed and inexperience.
Ok so I'm pretty new to this whole dating thing, there's this girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, there's these really cool guys in grade 9 and they have sex about five times a day, they say that girls love it when boys show them their penis.
So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her boobs, I became erection and pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the shoulder so she could see my penis, this other girl that has no boobs and is ugly screamed “oh my god!", screaming and pointing at my penis.
I stood up to tell her to shut up and go away, but my penis was still hanging out from my pants, all the class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl like and bringing my penis up to her face close up, this made it clear that I wanted her to see my penis and not the rest of the class.
She screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed and stuck it up my bum, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shat out from my penis and hit her in the face, she ran out of the room exiting and I got sent to the office.
My penis was caught in my zipper, $0 had to leave it hanging out therefor a while longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and I now have to have sex with the entire school
I don't understand what happen, why are ufly girls so nosy, and why did the girl I like run away? Is my penis very small, I do not understand.
