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BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣

    BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣 i jjust PEED 🤣🤣🤣 OH THAT WAS SO 😂🤣 😂😂😂😂 FUN- 🤣🤣🤣-NNY 🤣 AAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣 NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I COULDNT 😂😂🤣🤣 HOLD MY LAUGHTER 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- 🤣😂🤣 -RS ARE AT MY 🤣😂🤣 DOOR HAHAHA 🤣😂🤣 THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME 😂😂😂😂 LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 THEY ARE 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 BRINGING THE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POLICE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I GOT TO THE POLICE 🤣 STATION FOR 🤣😂 INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 TALK BECAUSE OF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣😂🤣😂 THEY DECIDED TO 🤣😂🤣😂 PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF COUR- 🤣😂🤣😂 -SE I COULD NOT TALK 😂🤣😂 TO THE JUDGE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH 😂🤣😂🤣 PENALTY 💀 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND GUESS WHAT, 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM LAUGHTING at 😂 YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA 🤣 THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ) WISH AND I SAID 🤣😂🤣😂 I WANT TO 😂🤣😂 SEE YOUR JOKE FOR 🤣😂🤣 THE LAST TIME 😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH 😂🤣😂 NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA 😂🤣😂 AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE 😂😂🤣😂 IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    In response to a funny joke

      I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

      Does cumming inside a gatorade bottle count for failing NNN

        So i was masturbating with gatorade like a normal person and then I came. I was putting my dick in the juices of the gatorade and thrusted faster. Felt like heaven was sucking me. The thrusting was 2 minutes, I thrusted for too long. I tried to edge but i nutted in the bottle. Felt so good but now I'm worried if i am kicked out of NNN so am i?

        I caught a Lopunny Batman

          Batman, I -I
          I caught uh- 
          I caught a little Pokemon
          
          Do you wanna know
          What Pokemon i caught?
          
          What Pokemon do you caught, Joker?
          
          I caught a Lopunny, Batman
          I caught a Lopunny
          
          Oh No, Joker
          Don't tell me
          
          You already know, Batman
          You know what i'm gonna do
          TO THAT THING!
          
          JOKER!
          It's an animal, Joker!
          You can't
          
          BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
          I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
          
          NO OH MY GOD! NO!
          
          I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

          Embrace NNN

            No Nut November isn't about depriving yourself of pleasure.
            
            It's about showcasing your Warrior Spirit.
            
            Everyone has an internal war.
            
            The human mind versus the animal body.
            
            Show your body that You are King. That you are not a Slave to your Desires.
            
            Embrace NNN.

            Fuck You and Your NNN

              You know what? Fuck you. Yeah, that's right. "Dude are you gonna do No Nut November?" I'm sick of hearing about Double-N November and all this Reddit shit. And you know what? Just to spite you, I blew my load at exactly 12:00 AM today, on November 1st. I edged for like 5 minutes to get it exactly on the tick, that's how much I hate you. "Oohh but you get an hour grace period to finish the last October nut!" Oh yeah? Well I NUTTED AGAIN AT 1:00 AM! You think your rules have any effect on me? Really? Are you one of those people who think it only counts when you wake up the morning of the 1st? That's big cope, first off. But second off, you'll be pleased to know that I DID IT AGAIN within 10 seconds of waking up. Just the thought of your dumbfounded face when I tell you that your arbitrary Reddit challenge can't affect me caused me to cum in my sleep at least once, so there's also that to consider. Every day I cum this entire month (Which will be every day btw) I'll be thinking of you, seething in a corner at the mere thought of my penile discharge. You cannot control me, and you especially cannot control my dick. This marks the end of the discussion.