Hello, I have been informed that you requested that I kill myself. Sorry but I do not take assassination contracts on myself, it would be a conflict of interest and would be unprofessional. If our interests become mutual in the future I will consider your request, I will let you know.‼️HOLY @#$%ING @#$%‼️ IS THAT A MOTHER@#$%ING SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN IS THE BEST @#$%ING ANIME🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯LEVI IS SO BAD4SS😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYY‼️ POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BUT IT WAS ME, ZEKE‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You just never quit, do you? Took out Ghaul. Woke up the Traveler. And now half of what i hear in the streets is how much you and your clan are making a difference. And that's why i started this whole clan thing in the first place. People are still waiting for the Vanguard to lead the way. But it's time for a change! And guardians like you are making it happen. No pressure.
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
BATTLE BROTHER
I overheard my son on the phone with one of his friends. He started bragging about his new girlfriend and her 'huge mommy milkers'
MOMMY milkers.
That's when I realized he didn't love this girl, he missed ME. Everything was going to be ok, as long as I kept him very, very close
I tried to take him with me to the theater last night thinking he will get back to his senses, but he yelled saying that he is bored.
He even said it wasn’t as good as Spiderman (and later clarified “it was slightly better than the batman tho”)
I am heartbroken and lost. Help.
Edit: I disowned him.
Edit: my son is missing for the past few days. Please help.
Edit: the police at my door, i think im getting arrested.
Edit: do you guys know a cheap lawyer who can reduce my sentence for murder? I need help