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Morbius review

    Its Morbin time!
    Morbius is a fantasy-action film set in modern times, which is based off of Morbius, the Living Vampire made by Roy Thomas and Gil Kane from the Marvel Comics. The film was directed by Daniel Espinosa and had Jared Leto star as Dr. Micheal Morbius. The film is about a successful doctor who has cured many diseases, except for the disease he and his friend Milo have. Fortunately, he has found a cure for the disease, with the drawback being that he turns into a vampire and needs to consume blood to survive. For Morbius, this is a problem since he doesn’t want people to get hurt, however Milo sees it differently, and takes the cure to become a vampire. Because of this, the two of the friends soon become enemies. The film was very beautiful and there was a lot of impressive cinematography. The voice acting by all of the actors was perfect. My favourite part of the movie was when Morbius said “It’s Morbin’ time!”.

    oii *-* então desculpa incomodar sabe

      então desculpa incomodar sabe
      oii - então desculpa incomodar sabe, assim é que todo mundo me ignora:/ aí acho que incomodokk ;-; te achei mt bonita mt fofinha você parece uma boneca JSIDJREJKOK vuxe é tão lindar :3 você gosta de anime? eu amei seu moletom da akatsuki mas você gosta só de naruto ou de outros? você parece ser bem legal kskskskskk desculpa incomodar tá se você não quiser responder é porque eu sempre incomodo todo mundo sabe... ai é só você me falar que eu paro, desculpa eu sou muito chato e feior n sei pq mandei msg, mas vc é bem fofinhar :3 ;-;

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      hi - so sorry to bother you know, that's how everyone ignores me :/ then I think it botherskk ;-; I think you're very cute and cute you look like a doll JSIDJREJKOK vuxe is so beautiful :3 do you like anime? i love your akatsuki sweatshirt but do you like only naruto or others? you seem to be very nice kskskskskk sorry to bother you ok if you don't want to answer it's because I always bother everyone knows... so just tell me I'll stop, sorry I'm very annoying and ugly I don't know why I sent a message but you it's so cute :3 ;-;

      MULEQUE, É SÓ UM JOGO?

        LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO?
        MULEQUE, É SÓ UM JOGO? CALMA AÍ, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO? ELE FALOU QUE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO E QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR, MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE POR ISSO QUE ELE VAI MORRER NO BRONZE, EU NÃO POSSO JOGAR COM BRONZE CARA, O CARA FALA QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR MULEQUE SE EU QUISESSE ME DIVERTIR EU TAVA NA PRAIA CATANDO TATU, EU TINHA BOTADO NO TV XUXA NA TELEVISÃO, EU TAVA COMENDO PUTA, FAZENDO ALGUMA COISA EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A MERDA DESSE JOGO, EU NÃO SERIA PLATINA, EU NÃO JOGARIA PRA CARALHO PRA porra
        
        MULEQUE PRA ME DIVERTIR, QUANDO EU JOGO EU JOGO PRA VENCER, EU NÃO JOGO PRA ME DIVERTIR, EU JÁ FALEI, MULEQUE, SE EU JOGO E O CARA FAZ AQUILO, O CARA ME MATAO CARA MANDA UM JAX ME DAR UM BEIJO, O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE EU FAÇA MULEQUE O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE FAÇA???
        
        MULEQUE SE EU TE CHAMAR PRA JOGAR, E TU FOR A merda DE UM JOGADOR CASUAL TU NÃO ACEITA A PORRA DO CONVITE, POR QUE TU VAI LEVAR RAGE TU VAI FICAR IGUAL UMA putinha TU NÃO VAI AGUENTAR O RAGE E VAI FICAR CHORANDO VAI FALAR QUE EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, SE EU TÔ JOGANDO O JOGO SE EU TÔ VENCENDO SE EU GOSTO DE VENCER EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, E NÃO VEM FALAR aAaAaAaAaA vOcE tEm QuE LeVaR o JoGo Na BrInCaDeIrA
        
        SE EU QUISESSE BRINCAR EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A PORRA DE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, EU TAVA JOGANDO ADOLETA LÁ NA PQP

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        GUY, IS IT JUST A GAME? CALM DOWN, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS JUST A GAME? HE SAID THAT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS JUST A GAME AND THAT I HAVE TO PLAY TO HAVE FUN, GUYS THAT'S WHY HE'S ON THE BRONZE GUYS THAT'S WHY HE'S ON THE BRONZE THAT'S WHY HE'LL DIE ON THE BRONZE, I CAN'T PLAY WITH BRONZE MAN, THE GUY SAYS I HAVE TO PLAY TO HAVE FUN GUY IF I WANTED TO HAVE FUN I WAS AT THE BEACH CATCHING TATU, I HAD PUT IT ON TV XUXA ON TELEVISION, I WAS EATING A BITCH, DOING SOMETHING I WAS NOT PLAYING SHIT FROM THIS GAME, I WOULDN'T BE PLATINUM, I WOULDN'T FUCKING PLAY IT
        
        GUYS TO HAVE FUN, WHEN I PLAY I PLAY TO WIN, I DON'T PLAY TO HAVE FUN, I ALREADY SAID, GUY, IF I PLAY AND THE GUY DOES THAT, THE GUY KILLS ME GUY SEND A JAX GIVE ME A KISS, WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO GUY WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???
        
        GUY IF I CALL YOU TO PLAY, AND YOU'RE A FUCKING CASUAL PLAYER YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE FUCKING INVITATION, WHY YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAGE YOU'LL BE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RAGE AND YOU'LL BE CRYING YOU'LL SAY THAT I TAKE THE FUCKING GAME SERIOUSLY, IF I'M PLAYING THE GAME IF I'M WINNING IF I LIKE WINNING I TAKE THE FUCKING GAME SERIOUSLY, AND DON'T COME TALK AAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE GAME INTO PLAY
        
        IF I WANTED TO PLAY I WOULDN'T BE PLAYING THE FUCKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, I WAS PLAYING ADOLESCENT IN PQP

        Você acabou de responder a um comentário com “kk”

          "kk"? Está feliz? Estou muito surpreso! Você é apenas mais um parasita de mente simples, não acrescentando nada de valor à discussão. Fico absolutamente perplexo que alguém possa responder com algo tão básico e sem sentido. Um estranho amável e pensativo fez um comentário criativo para aliviar o clima, mas sua resposta foi um acrônimo de duas letras para expressar seu "riso". E se você passasse apenas alguns minutos de seu dia de 24 horas para encontrar algo um pouco mais significativo? É este o tipo de mentalidade preguiçosa que você tem em sua vida diária? Este estilo de pensamento "eu não tenho vontade de fazer nada além do mínimo" ou "isto é bom o suficiente"? A sociedade estaria prosperando se as pessoas não tivessem sua visão negativa da vida. E lamento ter que quebrá-la para você, mas as pessoas que pensam como você muitas vezes não vão muito longe na vida. Dada sua falta de intelecto baseada em seu comentário que não demonstra inteligência alguma, você provavelmente passa seus dias fazendo propaganda comunista em fotos de cães fofinhos. Será que eu feri o seu ego? Não se preocupe, você não é diferente de nenhum outro bot que responde a um comentário hilário com "kk". E se você realmente acha que essas duas letras que você enviou têm algum valor, então talvez você devesse simplesmente sair daqui. E não volte até ter pedido desculpas. E não para mim, mas para todos. Pela sua horrível falta de esforço, pela exibição nojenta de sua atitude preguiçosa e pela sua representação embaraçosa de um membro disfuncional da sociedade.

          Copy sexual de Spy x Family

            Anya from Spy x Family cursed Brazil copypasta
            "Todo poder vem com um preço", disse um mendigo da minha rua uma vez. Infelizmente o preço pra Anya será se tornar a criança com a mente mais suja desse mundo. Acha que quando a Anya crescer e chegar na puberdade ela vai ter um namoro romântico fofinho? Amigo, a esse ponto ela já leu as mentes dos pais enquanto eles faziam o irmão mais novo dela. Ela definitivamente já coringou, e toda sanidade q ela tinha agora se resume à palavra "SEXO", que foi fixada em sua mente através de noites em claro ouvindo a sinfonia de gemidos que sua madrasta fazia. E olha que a Anya ainda devia agradecer por ter um pai tão "inocente" quanto o Lloyd. Se fosse eu no lugar dele, Anya teria pesadelos lendo minha mente já que eu passaria ao menos 16 horas por dia pensando nas mais diversas maneiras de empacotar minha rola nesse enorme caixote que a gostosa da Yor carrega atrás. Sério, meus pensamentos enquanto eu vejo esse anime são todos sobre como eu poderia martelar minha estaca de prata nessa vampira chupadora de sangue de pica, sobre formas de pegar por trás aquele corpo magrinho, durinho, todo treinado e cheirando ao sangue do cara que ela enforcou com as coxas, esquartejou e comeu o coração 20 minutos atrás e PLAC PLAC PLAC PLAC até eu arrancar o útero dela base da pirocada. Vendo essa flexibilidade dela, tenho certeza de que ela sabe todas as posições pra deixar um homem morto em qualquer sentido. Então não pensem que seria algo unilateral, a cama se tornaria um ringue de luta em que só um sai vivo toda noite pra ressuscitar o outro com um desfibrilador.

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            "All power comes with a price," a homeless man on my street once said. Unfortunately, the price for Anya will be to become the dirtiest child in the world. Do you think that when Anya grows up and reaches puberty she will have a cute romantic date? Friend, by this point she's read her parents' minds as they played her little brother. She's definitely joked by now, and whatever sanity she had now comes down to the word "SEX", which was fixed in her mind through sleepless nights listening to the symphony of moans her stepmother made. And anya should still be grateful for having a father as "innocent" as Lloyd. If it were me in his place, Anya would have nightmares reading my mind since I would spend at least 16 hours a day thinking about the most diverse ways to pack my cock in that huge crate that Yor's hottie carries in her back. Seriously, my thoughts as I watch this anime are all about how I could hammer my silver stake into this bloodsucking cock-sucking vampire, about ways to get behind that skinny, tough, all-trained body smelling like the blood of the guy she is. hanged with her thighs, quartered and ate the heart 20 minutes ago and PLAC PLAC PLAC PLAC until I rip her uterus off the base of the cock. Seeing this flexibility of hers, I'm sure she knows all the positions to make a man dead in any way. So don't think it would be something one-sided, the bed would become a fighting ring where only one comes out alive every night to resuscitate the other with a defibrillator.

            I had a masturbation addiction that caused my dick to fell off.

              Dick fell off copypasta
              This was a few years ago, i was 21, but now I'm ready to share my story. Some time ago I just got into a breakup and I suffered emotionally, mentally and I was physically exhausted. My sex drive was at the lowest point in my life. Months passed and I haven't had any form of sexual activity until one day I had the urge to j*rk off.
              
              I am living solo with only just my dog so I had all the privacy I need. I was sitting in my couch and while watching a girl dancing on my phone I decided to fuck the couch. I was really horny at that time and it felt really good It was so tight yet so soft. Everytime I became horny I always try to jerk off or fck certain things such as folded clothes in my wardrobe, office chair, I also tried fucking a lotion bottle with a large opening. Basically I was fcking anything where my d*ck fits. This was my routine in the morning and after work.
              
              I don't know what got into me but I decided to fck my refrigerator. The door has a seal which is soft so I decided to fck that. At first it felt really good so everyday the only thing I was effing is my refrigerator. Until one day I decided to f*ck the side of the refrigerator door where it is hinged. Surprisingly my d fits perfectly. It is tight and I like how I can control the tightness of it.
              
              Now for the disaster, my dog decided to push the refrigerator door and my fully hard erected dck got stuck. It was the STRONGEST PAIN that you can ever imagine as a man. I can't reach the the door handle to open it but I can't move because it fcking hurt so bad. I tried to scream but I can't. I was panicking and I feel like I can die at that moment but I was scared of the idea that someone will find me dead with my dck stuck in the refrigerator door. I tried and tried to reach the handle until I grabbed the string that was attached to the handle cover. I finally unstucked my dck but I can feel it but it hurts so bad. I can't tell because I think I'm gonna pass out. I was stuck for maybe 3-4 mins but it felt like a very long time.
              
              After I got myself unstucked, I still managed to cm but it still hurt pretty bad. I was thinking of going to a hospital to got my dck checked but I decided not to. I was scared of being judged so I decided to keep this to my self, later that day my dick got all red and violet, it looks like it lost blood circulation, I just applied cold compress and took a lot of pain killers to relieve myself, this went on for a few days. I managed to pee but it hurts really bad. Until one morning the pain was gone, I went to the toilet to pee but when I pull my shorts my DCK FELL OFF. It really fell into the toilet bowl and made splashing noise, I still remember it like it was yesterday. It felt like a dream at first and it took me a moment to realize what just happened. I was like fck what should I do, should I pick it up or flush it. I was looking at the part and it was really gone. I managed to pick it up and drive to an emergency room, I don't want to exlain the details because idk if the happenings at the hospital was true or just my hallucination.
              
              The doctors decided to take off the rest of the rotten tissue surgically because obviously my dick can't be saved. I was in the hospital for a month or so.
              
              Months passed, my lower part started to heal without a dck, I only had a urethra so I pee like woman. Only my parents knew about this. I don't do dates anymore because I can't have sex, I can't masturbate either. I have no dck.
              
              Damn.