I play online chess and sometimes I lose.
It humbles me zero.
You may be better than me at this game you autistic fuck but in the game of life you would lose me in every metric humans can possibly fathom.
You're a nerd cunt who rightfully would cower in my presence.
Ok (Insert Name Here), what you just said is foolish for a variety of reasons. For starters, just because I "love" something doesn't mean I have to marry it. Furthermore, it is merely absurd to even suggest marrying an inanimate object such as (insert inanimate object here). If I were to get married, it would be to a member of my own specie. Finally, I am not currently interested in marriage to begin with. I enjoy (insert hobby here) and having fun, I don't have time to keep up with a relationship. If this is an attempt at comedy, it falls flat due to the several inconsistencies and flaws that come with your suggestion so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
A scenario for you: You get home from your hard job. You are happy that you made some 💶 to support your girlfriend, but she is 😡 because you make more money than what a 💁♀️ would have made in that same position. After she angrily tells you that, you feel hungry and 🥱 but of course she didn’t cook dinner, as that would enforce gender roles. You now have to cook 🍱 for the both of you while she tells you about how all men are pigs and only care about 👩❤️💋👨. You sit to eat dinner as she munches loudly and burps constantly. As you are eating and watching 📺, a case of male violence appears in the news. She takes it as an opportunity to educate you and 👊 you for what men do (🥵). After you wash the 🍽, you both head upstairs to 🛏. She has to be the dominant one in order to smash the patriarchy so she 🪢 you to the bed and has it her way. When she is done, you guys finally decide to call it a day. As you try to cuddle her she threatens to report you to the 👮♀️ for rape. You roll to your side and eventually 😴. The next morning you wake up with her elbow in your face ready for another day of your beautiful relationship 🥰.
What i’m tryna say is, if there are any feminists here, please dm me 😩
oi...😳😳sou um femboyzinho rs😶😔😔queria uma otakinha baixinha pra...🐣é...😳😳 tirar minha v-virgindade😖😖 sim eu sou mto tímido👉🏻👈🏻e virgem🚫🐣se vc quiser eu posso g-gemer fininho no seu ouvido🥰😔se quiser pode me dar alguns tapas😖só s-se aproveite de m-mim na cama ok?😳Open English translated
hi...😳😳I'm a little femboy lol😶😔😔I wanted a short otakinha to...🐣 yeah...😳😳 take my v-virginity😖😖 yes I'm very shy👉🏻👈🏻and a virgin🚫🐣 if you I can g-moan softly in your ear if you want 😔if you want you can slap me😖just s-enjoy m-me in bed ok?😳
Eu especialmente sinto ódio de mulheres que dizem "quanto maior melhor", simplesmente não tem nem como caber tudo se vc tem um pau grande, machuco a minha mina sem querer, tem posições que mesmo com todo cuidado não posso fazer, quando acelero tenho o q tempo todo controlar quanto to colocando se não ela vai sentir uma dor aguda, a camisinha custa o dobro ou triplo, não tem em todo lugar (se eu me esforçar mt a normal cabe, mas no meio do sexo ela volta e fica presa só na cabeca). Eu sinto que poderia fazer muito mais com um pau pequeno, MEU QUADRIL NEM ENCOSTA NA BUNDA DELA PQ TEM MEU PAU NO MEIO.
Se vc diz q quanto maior melhor vc provavelmente nunca transou, ou pelomenos, nunca transou com alguem com o pau grande, vai tomar uma cutucada la no fundo e vai percebe q o pau na media é bem melhorOpen English translated
I especially hate women who say "the bigger the better", there's just no way to fit everything if you have a big dick, I accidentally hurt my girl, there are positions that even with all the care I can't do, when I accelerate I have what I want all the time control how much I'm putting it on, otherwise she'll feel a sharp pain, the condom costs double or triple, it's not everywhere (if I try hard, the normal one fits, but in the middle of sex it comes back and gets stuck only in the head). I feel like I could do so much more with a small dick, MY HIP DOESN'T TOUCH HER ASS BECAUSE IT HAS MY DICK IN THE MIDDLE.
If you say that the bigger the better you've probably never had sex, or at least, never had sex with someone with a big dick, you'll get a nudge deep inside and you'll realize that the average dick is much better
Todos os dias tento ser uma pessoa simpática na academia. As mulheres sempre me trataram de maneira neutra ou normal.
Hoje foi exceção. Minha mãe trocou o sabonete, eu só uso Dove ou Senador, e ela colocou um Albani fedido, nem vi e usei. Passei o desodorante mas começou a feder a medida q eu suava.
Mano, pqp! Hoje TODAS as mulheres treinaram coladas comigo, eu com cece e tinha uma fazendo stiff de baixo do meu sovaco. Era desesperador, eu me afastava e elas me seguiam.
A professora q era fechadona estava "falante" hj e me seguia pra puxar assunto, e eu só pensando "saiam daqui carai".
Sempre vou cheirosinho e geral me deixa quieto, hj que eu tava fedido tinha até menina querendo revezar cmg. Obs, a academia estava vazia, eu no extremo cantinho e elas puxando tapete pra fazer glúteo e abs perto de mim, que merda vey.Open English translated
Every day I try to be a nice person at the gym. Women have always treated me neutrally or normally.
Today was an exception. My mom changed the soap, I only use Dove or Senator, and she put on a stinky Albani, I didn't even see it and use it. I applied the deodorant but it started to stink as I sweated.
Bro, why! Today ALL the women trained with me, me with cece and there was one doing stiff under my armpit. It was desperate, I would walk away and they would follow me.
The teacher who was closed was "talky" today and followed me to bring up the subject, and I was just thinking "get outta here man".
I always go smelling and generally leaves me quiet, today I was smelly there was even a girl wanting to take turns with me. Obs, the gym was empty, I was in the far corner and they were pulling the rug to do glutes and abs next to me, vey shit.