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Actual incel rant

    Incel copypasta found in DMs
    Didn't know that a girl from Florida could be that beautiful. sadly girls as beautiful as you will probably end up having a shitty life, girls like you will fuck a lot for money and have no morals. you probably have sex with tons of chads and don't care about personality. modern females....

Really jealous I can't get a gf like you. in all honesty by the age of 30 you probably won't have any success in life and wished you dated smart, good guys with real ambition. like me.by the age of 25 will be so rich, sadly will be an incel until than probably cause modern females are so dumb.

Sorry if this classified as creppy, pls don't block me before I can see a response. really curious about what you think of your emptiness in life Yeah I'm an ugly guy, but would it be so fucking hard for bitches like you to get drunk and suck my fucking cock. social stigma have ruined females

I'm the most incel like person ever. all females are objectively dumb and have been manipulated by modern society into having unrealistic standards, cause they are gullible. social stigma have ruined modern females. the only point of females is sex, they are inferior in every category compared to men except for looks.

Females fake empathy, they don't have the capability of actually feeling things. Females are so empty inside, robotic. guess they were made that way to be easily fuckable. sadly modern females don't have strong enough of sexual desires to actually fuck normal guys. only chads.

Females shouldn't have any rights.

    Lock picking Lawyer on the Titanfall Frontier

      Lock picking Lawyer x Titanfall crossover 
      This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and what I have for you today is an IMC brand Titan battery cover lock. This is a relatively new product on the frontier, but unfortunately for the Legion main I'm currently rodeoing it has several glaring flaws. The core itself is one of them, in order to pick it I am going to use this dataknife Bosnian Bill and I made. Little click on one, nothing on 2, click on 3, back to 1, 1 is set, little counterrotation on 2 and we've got it open. I would do that again to show you it wasn't a fluke, but there is actually a much faster way to open this lock than single pin picking. I am going insert a thin shim of metal I cut from a stim energy drink can and insert it alongside the shackle, just on the inside here. That will push aside the single locking lug and we've got it ope. One more time to show you it wasn't a fluke. As you can see this lock offers about as much protection as the avergae masterlock and should absolutely not be used to secure expensive military hardware. That's all I have for you today if you have any questions or comments please put them below. if you like this video and would like to see more like it please subscribe and as always have a nice day. Thank you.

      Geometry Dash Girlfriend

        Geometry Dash copypasta
        It was a night like any other. I was grinding out Acu (my first extreme) on my phone while on class, when I noticed something. A woman. A female human. A member of the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species with XX chromosomes. Immediately, my primal instincts activated, and my dick became harder than a diamond, resembling a sword that could slice a man in 2. Of course, one could claim that she just was asking her friend for a pencil and happened to make eye contact with me for 0.2 seconds, but I digress. I quickly volted towards her, and said "I have 4K stars and 120 demons in GD". As any reasonable individual would, she immediately fell in love with me, and proceeded to have sex right there and now, with me yelling "Go at 67%" in the middle of the procedure. Nowadays I am a proud father of 2 and have a lovely wife, all thanks to GD.

        Why are we still here just to suffer

          MGV Why are we still here Just to suffer copypasta
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          Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
          Snake... why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with Cipher. A group above nations... even the US. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero's power. They came after you in Cyprus... then Afghanistan... Cipher... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Boss. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.

          Boysmell

            Boysmell copypasta originated from 4chan
            Guys version
            *sniff* *sniff*
i-is that a BOY I smell?
*sniff* *sniff*
mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
*sniff* *sniff*
it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!

            Shorter version

            sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!

            I have entered a sexual relationship with my childhood bully’s mother. It’s the most incredible sex I think I’ll ever have.

              I'm 24 and male for context. As a young teen he used to gang up with his friends and bully me for literally no reason. Well we eventually grew up and school ended but honestly the bullying still fucks with me.

About 2 months ago I recognized his mom at a bar. She's one of those young and hot moms and I'm not the shy loser I used to be. She doesn't know who I am or what her son did. She was single and we hit it off and she came to my place that night and I fucked her like it was our wedding night. Even years later I fucking hate her son so much and fucking his mom has been incredible and even though I did this initially purely for revenge she's actually a wonderful person and I want to see where this goes and hopefully at least be able to be civil with him.

She told me she has a son about my age early on which I know obviously and this week she asked since we've been together for a couple months and are serious if I wanted to meet him this weekend. I said sure. We're having dinner Saturday night and I'm equally excited and nervous. I feel bad that this started as petty revenge because she deserves better than that but the fact is her son's a fucking prick and a loser. I grew up, I got in better shape, I have a decent job and make good money while he still lives with his mommy and doesn't work.

Well he's going to be in for a big surprise this weekend. She mentioned he was already uncomfortable that her new boyfriend is his age but oh man is he in for a worls of hurt. Especially when I eventually become his stepdad, move into that house and tell him he needs to either get a job or get out. As his stepdad I won't let him be a burden to his mother anymore and when he hears how vocal his mom is during sex he's going to want to move out anyway unless he enkoys hearing me breed his mother every night. This weekend is going to be great. I can't wait to see the look on his face.