Gasps Onii-chaaaaan jump onto and hugs Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ I missed you sniffs () fuah I love your boy smell Onii-chan (w) , Huh? Don't sniff you? Don't be silly Onii-chan I love you why can't I show my affection? (─‿‿─)♡ Hahaha your face is red. Woah Onii-chan why are you pushing me on to the bed? ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Kyaaaaa don't tickle me Onii-chan haha counter ataaaaack pushes you down ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ. Hehehe I win! Onii-chan your face is really red now, Hmmh smirks (=-ω-=) perhaps you're falling in love with me? Chuuuuu (ﾉ´ з )ノ kisses you Woah O-onii-chan w-what are you d-doing?! H-hyyaaaaa don't take off my panties! D-dont look at my private spot! (/▽＼) Ah Ah Don't lick me there it's dirty! Ahhhhhh fuah ah ah (//ω//) O-onii-chan a-are you going to put it in? O-ok i'm ready. (／。＼) Heeeee I-it hurts. ~(>_<~) SWow dwon ah ah MMMH O-onii-chan I Lwve yoouuuuu! AHHHHHHH MMMHHH AH Hah Hah hah O-ONIII-CHAAANN you baka why did you do it inside? ヽ(д´)ノ W-well if it felt good for you i'm happy, b-but make sure you take responsibility. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
My boyfriend, of almost 18 months, and I have a pretty good relationship all things considered. I have a well-paying job and he currently is self employed and doesn't make much but we are hoping he will be making a lot soon. He moved in with me while starting his own business to cut costs. Before this I had maybe been to his place a handful of times, and it was always disgusting there, but he would blame it on his roommate and I would have no reason not to believe him.
However since he moved in with me he will walk around naked 95% of the time. This doesn't really bother me but at random points throughout the day, usually 3 or 4 times he will just stop whatever he's doing a jerk off on the spot. For example earlier today he jerked off on the coach and just came all over it and left it there. When I asked him to clean it up he was like "in a minute" in a tone like I was his mom.
He does this all the time. Cums and just leaves it. I found a pile of old cum in the spare bathroom last week I don't know why he's doing this I've asked him to stop but he doesn't seem to be stopping what can I do?
You will never be a real gamer. You have no consoles, you have no games, you have no skills You are a filthy casual twisted by mobile games and ads into a crude mockery of Nintendo's perfection.
All the “games” you have are mobile and match 3. Behind your back people mock you. Your “discord friends” laugh at your casual appearance behind closed doors.
Gamers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed gamers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even casuals who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a gamer. Your gaming skill is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rhythm gamer home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your iPhone, infected with Candy Crush.
You will never be skilled. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the ads for a free continue creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a PC, download Genshin Impact, put around 3 hours into it, and plunge into the cold abyss of the gacha system. Your parents will find about you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your Apple ID, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a casual is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably normal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
god I love her so fucking much, I have never met her but I need to breed with her, it is literally my only goal or purpose in life to have sex with this female individual. I need her. a thousand thoughts go through my head every minute and 900 of those are thinking about sex with her. I want to fuck this woman until she screams my name while I inject several gallons of my sticky off-white yellowish semen. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about this woman. if I had to kill every man woman in child on the planet including myself just to keep this genuine godess alive, I would be cocking my assault rifle before you could even finish speaking. there is quite literally nothing that I would not do for this woman. I need to know who she is. I need her in my life. she is my everything. like simon fucking viklund I will give her my all, I will give her the ejaculatory equivalent to a dozen horses all cumming in unison. she will look like that scene in suicide squad when the joker jumps into a giant vat of chemicals except instead of the joker its her and instead of chemicals its my fucking cum. I will literally cum more than my entire body could possibly contain in volume. I will violate the laws of physics just to cum on this woman as much as I can. god I cant fucking stand living without her. the fact that I dont know who she is or where she lives is the most genuinely painful experience any human being on the planet could possibly go through. kidney stones and pregnancy are fucking nothing compared to how I feel not being able to be with my one true love. the woman to end all women. a literal godess. you think the voices in your head are permeating? try being unendingly plagued by thoughts of constant fucking sex with this woman knowing you can never have her. every night in my dreams I see her imperceptibly beautiful face, like the fucking radiance I can''t get her out of my head I genuinely cannot exist without this woman. if I were to learn that this woman is no longer alive I would quite literally just fucking melt. the cops would find me melted like a wax figure into my $4000 razer RGB gaming chair, after dying of sadness and misery.
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
