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“Whats a women?” explained by a gamer.

    You ever play Portal and look at yourself through 2 portals? That's what a woman is. Sometimes they want to become your "partner" (like duo queuing in Fortnite). Often they want to live with you, kind of like bitch wife.
    
    Sometimes they will want to have sex too. That's like a quick time where you have to keep button spamming till you cross the win threshold and then you get a cutscene like in the GTA strip clubs.
    
    The downside is the shit ton of money you'll spend on cosmetics and loot boxes for her, like microtransactions.
    
    Also, sometimes they'll start queing with another guy or will uninstall the game.

    Vaporeon (Good Ending)

      Vaporeon good ending copypasta
      Based on the original cursed Vaporeon pasta
      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks. 
      
      Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility. 
      
      Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
      Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon is a Water-type Pokemon introduced in Generation 1? Vaporeon is number 134 in the National Dex, and a member of the Field egg group. It evolves from Eevee when exposed to a Water Stone. Vaporeon has a base stat total of 525, as do all Eeveelutions, and it has the ability Water Absorb. Vaporeon learns various strong moves, such as Aurora Beam, Surf, and Acid Armor. Vaporeon is a blue Pokemon with a quadruped build, weighing in at 64 pounds and standing 1 meter tall. Vaporeon's design is inspired by dogs, foxes, mermaids, dolphins, and fish. Vaporeon is able to hide in water due to its chemical makeup being similar to water, according to various Pokedex entries. Vaporeon is the only Eeveelution in Generation 1 that is not weak to Ground-type attacks. Many Trainers like Vaporeon for its design, which mixes cool and cute, as well as its good stats and movepool.

      Vaporeon is objectively the best hugger

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship, vaporeon is objectively the best hugger? Due to their average height of 3'03", they are small enough to bring everywhere but large enough to give a good hug. Also, considering that they are in the field egg group, they are mammals, meaning that they produce heat, making for a warm hug. Aswell they have a water like body structure leading to them conforming to your body shape, giving a stronger hug. Finally, they have incredible base stats and the option to learn moves like acid armor, meaning you can squeeze them to your hearts content. Vaporeon was built to give hugs. :)

      Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up.

        Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line, so what if I took an extra ten seconds to order? Who cares, man? You really are something else, you know that? You lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, asshole, everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store, I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some misunderstood artist, or genius, or we just don't 'get you', it's because you're mean, alright? Look at Spongebob, he works in front of a hot grill all day, but we like him, and you know why? Because he's nice. He says hello to us. Look man I don't want to be this type of customer you know, I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr Krabs or anything, I just want to get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright?... Thank you...

        Arabian Psycho

          I live on the Muharraq Gardens building on Budaiya highway. My name is Batriq Iban Ba-Atman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in adhering to the core pillars of Islam. In the morning, before suhur, I do the Fajr prayer whilst prostrating myself in the air. I can do a thousand now. In the shower, I perform ghusl to be clean for the next prayer. This is because I've broken my fast with masturbation. During wudu, I apply a 300SPF sun lotion, to protect from the dessert sun. Afterwards, I always use a South Asian oud with little or no alcohol. Because alcohol is haram. There is an idea of Batriq Iban Ba-Atman, some kinda of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity.

          NO FLOW 🍃😎 POR ONDE A GENTE PASSA 🚶

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            Open Song Lyrics

            No flow
            Desse jeito, haha, salve Brasil, pode crê
            MC Guime, tâmo junto, Emicida
            Eu sou. Vai segurando muleque, eae Neymar
            Até grigo sambô... É nós, e ó como que eu vou
            
            No flow
            Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
            E olha onde a gente chegou
            Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
            Até gringo sambou
            Tocou Neymar é gol, eae
            
            Ó minha pátria amada, idolatrada
            Um salve à nossa nação
            E através dessa canção
            Hoje posso fazer minha declaração
            
            Entre house de boy, beco e vielas
            Jogando bola dentro da favela
            Pro menor não tem coisa melhor
            E a menina que sonha em ser uma atriz de novela
            
            A rua é nossa e eu sempre fui dela
            Desde descalço, gastando canela
            Hoje no asfalto de toda São Paulo
            De nave do ano, tô na passarela
            
            Na chuva, no frio, no calor
            No samba, no rap e tambor
            Ergo as mãos pro céu igual ao meu redentor
            Agradeço ao nosso Senhor
            
            No flow
            Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
            E olha onde a gente chegou
            Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
            Até gringo sambou
            Tocou Neymar é gol
            
            No flow
            Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
            E olha onde a gente chegou
            Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
            Até gringo sambou
            Tocou Neymar é gol
            
            Poeira no boot, é cinza, Kichute
            Campão, barro na canela
            Maloqueiro, fut, talento
            É arte de chão, ouro de favela
            Imaginei, pique Boy do Charmes
            
            Voltei, estilo Charles Dow
            Pra fazer a quebrada cantar
            Memo, é tipo MC Lon
            Eu vim pelas taça, pois, raça
            Foi quase em dois palito
            Ontem foi choro, hoje tesouro
            E o coro grita: tá bonito
            
            Eu sou Zona Norte, fundão
            Swing de vagabundo
            Dos que venceu a desnutrição
            E hoje vai dominar o mundo
            
            No flow
            Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
            E olha onde a gente chegou
            Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
            Até gringo sambou
            Tocou Neymar é gol
            
            No flow
            Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
            E olha onde a gente chegou
            Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
            Até gringo sambou
            Tocou Neymar é gol, isso memo

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