I am a New Yorker. I wake up at 5am every day of the week in my 50 square foot run down apartment in Harlem where the rent is $9,695,748 per week. When I wake up I see 5 rats on the side of my uncovered kid mattress stealing pizza from my fridge. I disregard my crappy living conditions and start heading for work. Not even 5:10 in the morning and the traffic is as congested as the nose of a protestor enduring tear gas. There are more cars on the road than bills to pay. I squeeze my way to work through constant honking and finally get to my hellish office job in downtown Manhatten at 8pm. I sit in a little cubicle (the one with the pillar) while my boss screams racial slurs at incoming customers. I have to cope with this bullshit, as I was for 23 years in this job with $5 an hour pay and no promotions. After getting home at 6am, I time travel with my yankee hat to 5am as that is the time I wake up. Such is the life of an average New York City resident.
I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
@everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
Albion Online é um MMORPG sandbox em que você escreve sua própria história, em vez de seguir um caminho pré-determinado. Explore um vasto mundo aberto que consiste de 5 ecossistemas únicos. Tudo o que você faz gera um impacto no mundo, já que em Albion, a economia é conduzida pelo jogador. Cada peça de equipamento é construída por jogadores a partir dos recursos obtidos por eles. O equipamento que você usa define quem você é. Ir de cavaleiro para feiticeiro é tão fácil quanto trocar a armadura e a arma, ou uma combinação das duas. Aventure-se no mundo aberto e enfrente os habitantes e as criaturas de Albion. Saia em expedições ou entre em masmorras para enfrentar inimigos ainda mais desafiadores. Enfrente outros jogadores em confrontos do mundo aberto, lute pelo controle de territórios ou cidades inteiras em batalhas táticas em grupo. Relaxe descansando em sua ilha pessoal, onde você pode construir uma casa, cultivar alimentos e criar animais. Junte-se à uma guilda, tudo fica mais divertido quando se trabalha em equipe. Entre hoje mesmo no mundo de Albion, e escreva sua própria história.
Albion Online é um MMORPG SandBox em que você escreve sua própria história, Invés de seguir um caminho pré-determinado. Explore um vasto mundo aberto que consiste de 5 ecosistemas únicos. Tudo que você faz gera um impacto no mundo, já que em Albion a economia é produzida pelo jogador. Cada peça de equipamento é construída por jogadores a partir de recursos obtidos por eles. O equipamento que você usa define quem você é, Ir de cavaleiro para feiticeiro é tão fácil quanto trocar a armadura e a arma ou uma combinação das duas. Aventure-se no mundo aberto e enfrente os habitantes e criaturas de Albion. Saia em expedições ou entre em masmorras para enfrentar inimigos ainda mais desafiadores. Enfrente outros jogadores em confrontos do mundo aberto, Lute pelo controle de territórios ou cidade inteiras em batalhas táticas em grupo. Relaxe descansando em sua ilha pessoal.Albion Online é um MMORPG SandBox em que você escreve sua própria história, Invés de seguir um caminho pré-determinado. Explore um vasto mundo aberto que consiste de 5 ecosistemas únicos. Tudo que você faz gera um impacto no mundo, já que em Albion a economia é produzida pelo jogador. Cada peça de equipamento é construída por jogadores a partir de recursos obtidos por eles. O equipamento que você usa define quem você é, Ir de cavaleiro para feiticeiro é tão fácil quanto trocar a armadura e a arma ou uma combinação das duas. Aventure-se no mundo aberto e enfrente os habitantes e criaturas de Albion. Saia em expedições ou entre em masmorras para enfrentar inimigos ainda mais desafiadores. Enfrente outros jogadores em confrontos do mundo aberto, Lute pelo controle de territórios ou cidade inteiras em batalhas táticas em grupo. Relaxe descansando em sua ilha pessoal, onde você pode construir sua casar, cultivar alimentos e criar animais. Junte-se a uma guilda, tudo fica mais divertido quando se trabalha em equipe. Entre hoje mesmo no mundo de Albion e escreve sua própria história.
Albion Online es un mmorpg no lineal, en el que escribes tu propia historia sin limitarte a seguir un camino prefijado. Explora un amplio mundo abierto con 5 biomas únicos, todo cuánto hagas tendrá su repercusión en el mundo, con la economía orientada al jugador de Albion, los jugadores crean prácticamente todo el equipo a partir de los recursos que consiguen, el equipo que llevas define quién eres, cambia de arma y armadura para pasar de caballero a mago, o juega como una mezcla de ambas clases. Aventúrate en el mundo abierto frente a los habitantes y las criaturas de Albion, inicia expediciones o adéntrate en mazmorras en las que encontrarás enemigos aún más difíciles, enfréntate a otros jugadores en encuentros en el mundo abierto, lucha por los territorios o por ciudades enteras en batallas tácticas, relájate en tu isla privada, donde podrás construir un hogar, cultivar cosechas y criar animales, únete a un gremio, todo es mejor cuando se trabaja en grupo. Adéntrate ya en el mundo de Albion y escribe tu propia historia.
Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky bonkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk? My goddamn jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty celestial planet busting superpower that is my BIG FAT FUCKING ASS? Well what about it?
When I started playing Genshin Impact I told myself that I would only pull for the female characters I really like, since thats what I mostly play Gatcha games for, to enjoy the aesthetics of beautifully designed female characters while slaughtering monsters to the calming background music.
What brought me into Genshin Impact, to be frankly honest was Monas and Keqings character design, Monas ass to be specific, I saw a youtuber showcasing the characters and thats when I made the decision : Download Gneshin impact and aquire Mona and Keqing at all cost. I never knew they were standard banner characters and obtaining them would be difficult, but to my suprise Keqing was my first five star I got when i tried pulling for Venti,which gave me the motivation to continue playing.
Yes i tried pulling for Venti because I thought Venti was a cute chick, and it took me about 3 patches to come to the acceptance that he was a boy, after Keqing I eventually got Venti in the same 1.0 patch
Fast foward to the liyue story quest; When we went to the teahouse with childe, I met Zhongli for the first time, to my suprise it was a really strange feeling, he was handsome, his mysterious looking eyes that looks like he knows everything, his silky smooth eng va voice, the perfectly tailored suit he wore, wow, his eye liner, the way he carried himself, and his persoanlity ,wow zhongli was hot, like I fell in love with him, it was like love at first site but with a character, I loved the way zhongli would grunt every normal attack in his english voice, and everytime he kicked his spear it would send shivers down my spine. This would eventually lead me to question my sexuality for the first time, which im certain im straight.
There was just something about Zhongli that made me fall in love with him as a character, I instantly knew i was going to pull for him, which i eventually did during his first banner that came out in 1.1, since then zhongli has not left my party and he always in the first slot, on his first rerun banner i even went alll out to c6 zhongi, which was a surprise cause i told myself Id only pull for female characters
Now fast foward to Ayato, why I really like is Ayato design, Ayato is hot like i mean really hot, Im straight but i swear Ayato is better looking than a majority of female characters in this game.
Ayato hit me different than Zhongli, while I fell in love with Zhongli for every aspects he had such as his personality, voice, his eye and even kit, the only thing that pulled me towards ayato was his looks, i didnt care about anything else, it was really strange it would get to the point I'd have short daydreams of kissing and making out with ayato , even thou Im straight. I lusted over Ayato just cause of his look.
Even till this day my favourite character in the entire game is Zhongli overall. But when it comes to hottest character in the game, i would have to say its Ayato
I honestly wouldnt mind making out with Ayato even thou im straight, for some reason I find him more attractive than Ayaka
Wanted to add, the reason I even wrote this post is because I was watching Ayato trailer again this morning, when it gets to the part that Ayato uses his elemental skill and says ; Kenei yo at 1;03 in his silk japanese voice it just makes me feel? I just get a strange feeling, but the cheery on top of Ayato trailer is when he uses his elemental burst and the camera pans over his beautiful face, it makes my heart skip a beat, like Id rewatch that part multiple times..Ayato facial design is really attractive,his eyes look so soft, his long lashes, his eyeliner around his eyes thats slightly protrudes under his bottom eyelashes, the mole under his lip, his face is just relaxingly warm ....Ayato has the best facial design in Genshin Impact, imo....I just wanted to lets this out.
Ive never felt this way for any guy irl or in live action movies/tv shows, so I'm pretty certain im straight.
