did u get a whoppa?🍔
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did u get a whoppa?🍔
did u get a whoppa?🍔
did u get a whoppa?🍔
did u get a whoppa?🍔
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No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.
Hi bestie ✨
I am getting robux by i dont need a noob freind 🤕
*CHAngs avatar 💋
Bye poor ugly noob 🙄
I'm gonna buy robux and get revenge 😡😠😤😤
Hi mom can i have 871345895967182385 robuxes? 😪😪😪
No that to much honey 😨
I will eat you 👹👹👹
OMG just take all my money 😱😱😱😱😱
Thank you mother 🥰🥰
*buys 1940'581968102834 robux*💵💵
Wow i'm so rich lets make him jeaous 😈😈😎😎
OMG anna is htat you??!?! 😭😰😻
Yes its me 😍😘🙄💅
Want to be freinds again 😍😔
no you musty rat ######## 🙄
I'll add you in my freinds group 👿
Jack who is this rich gorl :0
She's my freind 😍
No im not ####### ##### 😡😡😡😡😡
And i oop- 👁👄👁
Anyways want to do face reveal since we're freinds for 0.12 second 💅
YeSs
YEsS
NOoOooOo 😰😭
I-I MEAN YES 😳
*mind* they will know im a 1 year old 😭😭😭😭
Here is me ✨✨✨
Omg how old are u ? 😳
5 almost 6
Im 4 💋
Why you were crying? 🤔
Bc mommy took away my ipad 😊
OMG DID YOU EAT HER 😨😨😨
Yes ofc 👁👄👁💅
Here is me 😎
OmG sO SasSY 😏
Your turn jack🙄
O ya!!
Thats no u 🥱
PrOof!??! 🙄🙄
*shows proof*
Show us ur real face or we kick u 👊
*accidentaly sends picture* 😭😭
OMG YOUR LIKE 2 😨😱
I'm actually 1 day old 😏😜
Can i add my sister 🙄
Ya sure
Hi ✨
Omg she's so rich how old is shue 😳😳😳
I'm still not born 💅
How did u have ipad in a womb 😭
My mom swalloed her ipad and i downloads roblocs 😭🙄✨😝
HAHAHA 🤣 ur a baby ✨✨✨
WHO U CALLIN A BABY 👹👹👹
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I know the title sounds bad but please hear me out.
I (37M) and my wife (25F) have had complications with sex our entire marriage (4 years), but recently we’ve started having more and more sex recently! I love my wife, and she loves me I think.
Now onto the story: I have been a massive breaking bad fan for years, I have all the merch and funko pops. But my wife thinks it’s an “unhealthy obsession”, which is just completely and utterly false! We were in the mood 2 days ago and we started having hot steamy sex, and while I was grunting I said “Oh yeah Jesse, im gonna cook up your boy pussy!” And my wife instantly said “WHAT!?” And I, realising my mistake, said “Nothing, probably just the wind.”
We continued going at it and we were reaching the climax, as soon as I came I yelled “Jesse! Feel my crystal blue cum!” And my wife threw me off instantly and yelled “I’m done! I hate you and I hate your stupid breaking bad obsession, and I’ve been fucking another guy because you won’t shut up about ‘Better Call Saul’ and how ‘Kim’ is a better wife than me!”.
As she was yelling more about how breaking bad is ruining me I told her “you’re acting just like skyler!” And she yelled that we are getting a divorce.
She has now moved into a motel and I’ve been thinking about what happened, I personally don’t believe I’m in the wrong, but I want to hear it from Reddit.
AITA?
My name is Skyler fucking White, yo. My husband is Walter fucking White, yo. Uh-huh
"My name is skyler white yo"
🗿
"My husband is walter white yo"
🗿
"Uh huh"
🗿
My name is Skyler White yo
🤨🗿💥💀
My husband is Walter White yo
🤨🗿💥💀
Well, my name is Skyler White yo
🤨💥
My husband is Walter White yo
🤨💥
Uh huh
🤨💥
He told me everything
🤨💥
My name is Skyler White yo 🗿
My husband is Walter White yo 🗿
My name 😤 is Skyler white yo 😩 my husband is Walter 🔫 white yo💀
Well.. My name is skyler white yo 💥 my husband is Walter white yo 💥 uh huh 💥 told me everything 💥
my name is skyler white yo 🤨 my husband's name is Walter White yo🤨 uh-huh🤨
My name is Skyler White yo 😳
My husband is Walter White yo 😳
Uh huh 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
my husband is Walter white, yo.💀💀
Look, lady, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying, yo.
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
My husband is Walter White, yo.
Uh, huh.
He told me everything.
- Seriously?
- That's right.
And just so you know...
My brother-in-law is a DEA agent.
And I will not hesitate to call him.
Not if I have to.
Understood?
This is your one
and only warning.
Do not sell marijuana
to my husband.
- Okay.
- I mean it.
Don't call our house again.
You stay away from him,
or you'll be one sorry individual.
You got me?
I think so, yeah.
No more marijuana.
I can dig it.
You can dig it.
Wonderful.
Not that it's any of my business,
but you might wanna consider
a different line of work.
Okay.