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Schlatussy

    JSchlatt also known as Schlatt, is an American YouTuber and Twitch streamer
    I want to fuck Schlatt so bad, whenever I see him, I get a raging boner I cannot control. I've masturbated to all of streams, twice. I would go through the Sahara for a month with no water if it meant I could give a single lick to his smooth bussy. I want too breed him until he vomits my cum.

Every time I see him, I want to lick his whole body from head to feet. I want to cover him with my fluids and my smell.

I bet he's a little naughty bratty bottom that needs to be corrected by dicks. I want to force him into a maid outfit with cat ear, all the while he begs me not too, then breed his neg hole and give him the gift. I want to hear him cry and beg me not to make him poz. I want to turn him into a depraved sex slave who'll beg for cocks.

I once came so hard from the idea of covering his sweet little body, with ants. The mere thought of seeing them enter his urethra gives me a gigantic boner. I drool when i think of him crying and moaning in pleasure all the while more and more of them enter his penis, stimulating it. His screams of terror as they start tearing his penis from the inside make me squirm.

Oh god, I want to fuck him so much, sometime I think about tracking him just to do this to him.

    My mother keeps telling me to get a job even though i am a discord mod

      Most financially secure Discord mod
      Basically the title, i am a full time discord moderator and right now i am managing 10 servers at once, I enjoy my job, i enjoy interacting with different communities and it's nice that people recognize me in all the chats, Recently my mother has been nagging me to get a job even though discord is my job. We had family and cousins over for dinner once and they were discussing their job prospects , My cousin is a firefighter and was talking about how physically exhausting it can be to climb ladders and manage the fire equipment. I also say that my job is hard and that my fingers get tired and that i have to do special hand/finger stretches so i dont get carpal tunnel. I heard my brother smirk and i realized that none of them take what i love to do seriously, so i stormed back to my room

A few weeks passed and i was in the middle of getting a promotion and training to become an admin when my mother opened the door and asked to speak to me , i sighed and deafened myself since i was on call, She looked at me with sad eyes and said 'Honey your father and i are kicking you out in 2 weeks if you dont get a job" , I replied telling her that once again this is my job, she then asked if i make any money from it which i replied one of the owners bought me a month of nitro for helping manage a discord raid, she told me that she didnt understand what nitro was or what a raid was, she once again told me or thats it, I am 28 years old, this is my dream and my passion, i am in the middle of completing my training and getting my admin certificate, i dont even want to imagine what my kittens would do without me if i cant go on my pc to use discord

What should i do? Any advice? Please help me because i am serious

      Who is X? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef.

        If Hal thinks, I agree. If Hal speaks, I’m listening.
        Who is ImperialHal? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Hal thinks, I agree. If Hal speaks, I’m listening. If Hal has one fan, it is me. If Hal has no fans, I don’t exist.
        Who is X? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If X thinks, I agree. If X speaks, I’m listening. If X has one fan, it is me. If X has no fans, I don’t exist.
        What is anime? For the blind it is vision. For the hungry it is the chef. For the thirsty it is the water. If anime is on, I'm listening. If anime has one fan it is me. If anime has no fans I do not exist.
        Who is Playboi Carti?
For the blind, He is the vision.
For the hungry, He is the chef.
For the thirsty, He is the water.
If Carti thinks, I agree.
If Carti speaks, I’m listening.
If Carti has one fan, it is me.
If Carti has no fans, I don’t exist.

        I fucking love the minecraft bee

          Minecraft bee copypasta
          I fucking love the minecraft bee. The minecraft bee is the only thing that gets me off anymore. Normal porn just won't cut it, I swear. I can get it up, but NEVER cum. No matter how hard I try. So I've gotta switch tabs, go to e621 and search minecraft bee. I just wanna be normal, but it's so hard- little cute minecraft bees are just so fucking hot. I imagine dominating them while they squeal in pleasure-Fuck, I'm hard just typing this. Of course, I'll jack to any minecraft creature. It's all just so fucking hot. I can only get off to the bee anymore, but that's ok, you know? But am I a furry? Of course not. Jacking off to the minecraft bee doesn't make me a furry, I just really wanna fuck it. I can cum in a minimum of 2 minutes.

          I was so horny I masturbated in a room where my crush was and ended up in hospital.

            I have a crazy crush on my classmate. She is the hottest girl I have ever seen, her hair, eyes, smile everything. I don't give a crap what everyone in my school thinks about her, apparently she is the biggest whore and fucks the whole football team every friday after P.E. class. I don't buy it, I'm very sure she only likes me because how cool and mysterious I am. People call me a weirdo and loner, but that's just part of my plan, I haven't spoken to anyone since third grade and I will show them who I am when I glow up after my mom takes me to shopping.

Anyways, I really had an urge when I woke up sweaty and horny in the weekend. I usually masturbate to pornstars that look like her, but this time I wanted something that would satisfy my session. I remember she was the last person to exit out from the boy's locker room after P.E. class, she probably wanted to see me, but I had to hurry home to watch my favorite cartoons. I arrived to school and tried to open the door, but it was locked, ah! Ofcourse! It's saturday. I really had to smell the locker room she visited, I'm 100% sure there's still some scent in there, since she wears a lot of perfume that would last at least a day, so this was my last chance.

I smashed the window open with a rock and hurried to my destination. The alarms went off, but I didn't care, I have to do it I inhaled every single oxygen particle that was there. It was disgusting amount of a mixture of sweat and dirt smell, but I had to have a glimpse of her perfume and finish masturbating, or else I'm not leaving! I didn't smell any of it! I had to lick the whole floor, so I could distinguish her boot's smell. That didn't work too! I ran to the bathroom and found a lipstick! This is a JACKPOT. She applies this to her mouth everyday! I started sucking the lipstick while masturbating and thinking about her. When I was about to ejaculate, I ate the whole lipstick.

It felt like heaven! I ended up fainting and woke up in hospital. The nurse told me, that I was intoxicated, because they found strange chemicals in my stomach, also bunch of cops came to question me, why I broke in and was naked there. I didn't tell them about the lipstick or anything, I just said I was high and didn't know what got to me. I might go to jail for this, but It was worth every single moment.

            Tarzan might’ve had some type of STD before he met Jane

              Tarzan had STD
              Tarzan went through puberty around apes. He was conditioned to a certain way of life because of his environment.

You cannot convince me otherwise that Tarzan didn’t get aroused by either an ape or something else and then that ape smelling that hormonal change. That ape would’ve acted on instinct and since Tarzan was raised around them it’s extremely likely that he’d follow their lead. The first time he got horny he probably didn’t know what to do. It would only makes sense that he learned how to deal with those sexual urges the same way the apes did.

As for the STD… apes and humans having sex is a big no no. The sanitation is just not there. The bacteria would be raging all around his dick. He probably wouldn’t even clean it afterwards. Gorilla parts and man parts just don’t mix. Bestiality 101