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    Waltuh copypasta
    finger: waltuh, put your dick away, waltuh
    finger: i'm not having sex with you right now waltuh
    waltuh, put your dick away waltuh. i'm not having sex with you right now waltuh - Mike
    Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul character Michael Erhmantraut, portrayed by American actor Johnathan Banks, inhales a large amount of air into his lungs in order to prepare to speak to Walter White, portrayed by American actor Bryan Cranston

    ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CHESS REFERENCE?

      ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CHESS REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️ CHESS IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER ⬛⬜️⬛⬜️⬛⬜️⬛⬜️⬛⬜️ MANDATORY EN CROISSANT!?!?!?!?🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐 HOLY HELL!!!!❗❓ OMG NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 ANYONE CAN BEAT STOCKFISH JUST PLAY BONGCLOUD TO CONFUSE IT LMFAO 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 HANS DILDO ENGINE LMAO !!! HANS DILDO ENGINE LMAO !!! HANS DILDO ENGINE LMAO !!! HANS DILDO ENGINE LMAO 📿📿📿📿📿📿📿📿📿1. d4 Nf3 ❗❓ 2. c4 resigns LLLLLLLLL 3. Ke2#❗❓⁉️ EN PASSANT CHECKMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️ AGAINST GARY CHESS?!?!?!?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 CHESS IS RACIST BECAUSE WHITE GOES FIRST (a refrence to bobby stockfischer) 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂HORSEY MOVES HALF DIAGONAL AND JUMPS🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 I HATE WOMEN AND MINORITIES (another refrence to bobby L. stockfischer)🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Pipi Pampers ♟️♟️ You are the biggest loser I have seen in my entire life!♟️♟️♟️ Stop with these trush talkings!!♟️♟️"w"esley "s"o ♟️Everybody knows I am a very good blitz player!!! ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️ No need to listen for every crying babe ♟️♟️♟️remember what you say about Firouzja ♟️♟️♟️♟️be brave, be honest, and i can win anyone in the world in single game! ♟️♟️Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !♟️♟️♟️ You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents ♟️♟️ ♟️ ♟️ ♟️ True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️ Chess 2 when!?!?❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❓❓❓❓❓❓❓Quishhop moves like a queen and bishop😂🤣BRICC PIPI PAMPERS😂🤣😂🤣BRICC PIPI PAMPERS😂😂😂🤣BRICC PIPI PAMPERS🤣🤣😂😂

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        Sliker

          Sliker gamble scam copypasta
          Keep is personal but basically my bank got locked, and I need money in my PayPal to pay some of my bills is it possible to ask? I'll pay it back, now you might be like why are you asking me, I've asked a few of my subs bro, I've asked a few other ppl including streamers but they didn't wanna help me, so I gave up on asking these egotistical dicks, now if you think just call me bro im so sorry, i went through my subs list
          Sliker is done… and not just on twitch.
          🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯
          GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯 UNLESS YOU ARE SLIKER IN THAT CASE , DON'T ⛔ GAMBLE . EVERYONE ELSE USE THE !STAKE 💪

          Dabuz

            These Dabuz copypasta are hilarious
            I’ll take a double triple Dabuzzy Deluxe😍, on a raft🛶, four-by-four min-min style🍜, extra pikmin👽 with a shimmy and a squeeze, light Luna⭐️ grease, make it cry😭, burn it🔥, and let it swim🌊
            Dabuz kinda cute. Dabuz kinda clean. Dabuz is kinda in a weird place right now. He’s got the potential to be a top 5 player but is going through a slump. He’s not as dominant in Ultimate as he was in Mario Party, but he’s still on track to be a mid-tier by this time January.
            
            Dabuz was an old man now, dying in a hospital bed. He extended his lips until they reached the ground, and he whispered into my hips a message. He said, “I’d like you to have my lips when I’m dead.” I said, “buddy, your lips can barely even reach the ground anymore."
            Samuel Robert Buzby, aka “Dabuz”, was a captain for the summit flight of ‘04, where nearly 15 thousand people lost their lives. Samuel Buzby was stripped of his pilot’s license, and now serves life in prison.
            If dabuz grabs me, I'm not mashing out 🤨 I'm leaning in 💋
            If Dabuz has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if Dabuz has ten fans i am one of them. if Dabuz have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if Dabuz has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against Dabuz, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #Dabuz till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of Dabuz 🤓🌹. Hit Like If you Think Dabuz Best player & Smart In the world 🤠
            if dabuz has million number of pikmin i am one of them. if dabuz has six pikmin i am one of them (and it is Brawl). if dabuz has no pikmin, that means he hurl me off stage for greater good. if meta against dabuz, i am against the meta. i love dabuz till my last damage tick... die hard fan of dabuz. Hit enemy with skull if u think dabuz cutest & galaxy brain in the world
            "Our father, who art in New York, hallowed be thy main. Thy Pikmin come, thy will be done, on smashville as it is on battlefield. Give us, this match, our daily win, and forgive us our camping, as we forgive those who camp against us"
            In New York, crowd goin’ wild 🗽That's how we already know Dabuz's here 👑My king would prolly do it for the yeezy drip 👟That's just all he do, he don’t know how to lose 🏆 I tried to zone 'em, yeah ✋I tried to zone 'em, yeah, yeah ✋Gone on you with the Pikmin toss 👽🥕 Young Dabuz, he in Lippo mode 💋
            Dabuz is a top SSBU professional player from Nesconset, New York who is currently residing in New Jersey. He is an Olimar and Rosalina & Luma player who is considered the best Rosalina & Luma player in the world and one of the two best Olimar players in the world, along with Shuton.
            Dabuz isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Olimar? Samuel puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. MKLeo breaks metas. Marss breaks expensive flatscreen television sets. Dabuz breaks the spirit of rushdown players. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the zoning.
            Dabuz kinda cute. Dabuz kinda clean. Dabuz is kinda in a weird place right now. He’s got the potential to be a top 5 player but is going through a slump. He’s not as dominant in Ultimate as he was in Mario Party, but he’s still on track to be a mid-tier by this time January.
            Our father, who art in New York, hallowed be thy main. Thy Pikmin come, thy will be done, on smashville as it is on battlefield. Give us, this match, our daily win, and forgive us our camping, as we forgive those who camp against us.
            Who is Dabuz? For dablind, it is dalight. For dahungry, it is dabread. For dasick, it is the dacure. For dasad, it is dajoy. For dapoor, it is the datreasure; for dadebtor, it is daforgiveness.
            ITS ABOUT DABUZ 😳 ITS ABOUT DAPOWER 😳 WE STAY DAHUNGRY 😳 WE DAVOUR 😳 PUT IN DAWORK 😳 PUT IN DAHOURS 😳 AND TAKE WHAT’S OURS 😳
            if dabuz 💋 and my girl 👸 😍 both drowning😱 🌊 and I can only save one😤 catch me at my girls funeral😔 👻 🌹 chanting KING OF NEW YORK 👑 👑
            DABUZ 😳 isn't someone you "like" or "dislike". It's someone you do research on to arrive at an informed position 😳The last thing you should do is get involved because of his lips 😳 or his status as the King of New York. 😳
            dabuz kinda cute tho 😳😳😳
            DABUZ KINDA CUTE 😳 DABUZ KINDA CLEAN 😳 DABUZ KINDA LOOKIN' LIKE THE MAN OF MY DREAMS 😳
            WALK AROUND IN THIS BlTCH LIKE IM DABUZ 🚶 FIRE THIS BlTCH LIKE IM DABUZ 🔫 SIPPIN CHAMPAGNE IN SAKS LIKE IM DABUZ 🍾 ALWAYS IN NEIMAN LIKE IM DABUZ 🛍️
            Dabuz kinda cute. 😳 Dabuz kinda clean. 😳 Dabuz lookin like the man of my dreams 😍
            😳 Dabuz kinda quiet 😳 Dabuz kinda sus 😳 Dabuz might be the imposter among us 😳
            WALK AROUND IN THIS BITCH LIKE IM DABUZ 🚶 FIRE THIS BITCH LIKE IM DABUZ 🔫 SIPPIN CHAMPAGNE IN SAKS LIKE IM DABUZ 🍾 ALWAYS IN NEIMAN LIKE IM DABUZ 🛍️
            Let’s say, Dabuzothetically, Dabuz grabs you at 0% damage. 😳 In that Dabuzuation, you must fall in love, there is no alternative. 😳 They released this pathetic little fighterpass, they tried to stop Dabuz, but they couldn’t do it, they could not do it, and they never will. Dabuz is too powerful. The path forward is simple, we kiss Dalipz. 😳 We have to kiss Dalipz immediately. 😳
            Dab-chan 😱 ?TSUYOI 💪 !Dab-chan 🤩 ?SUGOI 🌱 !Dab-chan 😍 ?KAWAII 💋 !
            DABUZ TAN LINDO, DABUZ TAN BELLO, DABUZ TAN COMO EL HOMBRE DE MIS SUEÑOS
            Is there an anime character stronger than Dabuz?
            
            And I'm referring to King of New York Dabuz with the Eternal Mangekyou Pikmin and laptop doujutsus (with the Pikmin Pluck ability) equipped with his Luma and control of Monique and Lunar Landing, a complete Ram-Ram, with Myran's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Up Smash Up Smash Up Air Up and Rosa-Luma release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in Kid Icarus: Uprising and camping.
            who is dabuz? in math: my solution ➗ in history: my king 👑 in art: my muse 🎨 in science: my oxygen 💨 in geography: my world 🌎
            
            Who is Dabuz? 🤔 For dablind, 🦇 it is dalight. 💡 For dahungry 😣 , it is dabread. 🍞 For dasick, 💉 it is dacure. ⚕️ For dasad 😢 , it is dajoy. 😂 For dapoor 🚫💰 , it is datreasure; 💰 ⛏️ for dadebtor ➖ 💰 , it is daforgiveness. 🙏 For daface 😶 , it is dalips 👄
            
            please do not read this, it is a private message i am posting here since notepad crashed after i downloaded that one movie 😳. I have the biggest crush on dabuz, his chiseled chest sends heart palpitations deep into my soul 🥰. His masculine elbows make my knees quiver ever so ☺️..