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I want to bang Natsuki

    Natsuki from DDLC copypasta
    Holy fucking shit. I (17M) want to bang natsuki so fucking badly. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play ddlc and see her, I get so fucking horny. I hate waking up in the morning with 72818 gallons of cum in my boxers and knowing that cum should have gone inside of natsuki's small ass. I want to have so many doki babies with her.

Fuck, my mom (45F) caught me banging my body pillow again. I put a picture of natsuki on it and went to fucking town. My mom is going to take away my ddlc smut collection which i used to jerk off to and is going to bring me to therapy. I might never get to see natsuki ever again. please reddit, i beg you to help me

    Funny pirate joke

      Pirate joke got too real
      Why couldn’t the 11 year old see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ar- this was a rather realistic movie demonstrating the sheer brutality of the age with no censorship, this film horrifies the average viewer and is banned in over 63 countries for obscene material. Everything from rape, torture, execution, gore, child abuse, animal cruelty etc. are all demonstrated in this abomination of a film and only the least sensitive are advised to see it.

      My husband constantly quotes family guy during sex. How do I get him to stop?

        My husband keeps quoting Quagmire
        Hell everyone. I have made a burner account to post this as my personal account is known to some friends of mine. I’m hoping for some advice on how to get my husband to stop quoting family guy during sex My (F32) husband (M30) have a great relationship. Everything in our life has been amazing since we met 3 years ago and had our son 1 year ago. Recently he’s started watching a lot of the show family guy in his free time, he told me he used to love watching it back in high school and college and watching it now brings him back. Normally I wouldn’t have any issue with this as it’s his choice what he watches and really I don’t have any strong feelings about the show but he constantly quotes his favorite character when we have sex. Every time either one of us initiates fun time he will go “all right” in a voice that sounds like the character quagmire and move his head back and forth. When I talk dirty to him he will respond with “giggity” in the same voice. I love my husband a lot and don’t want him to be upset about me not liking his show but it is just strange. What is the best way to tell him to stop? Thank you.

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