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IT’S GYM 💪💪 TIME ⏰ BROS 😎😎

    HEY 🙋 BRO!! READY 4 THE 💪💪GYM💪💪 BRO??? TIME⏰ TO PUMP SOME IRON🔩 BROO!! LET'S GET 💀SHREDDED 💀 BROSEPH😥😎😎😬 GET YOUR WHEY SHAKES 🍼 READY 🌊BROSIEDON🌊 CAUSE WE NEED 👊👊PROTEIN💪💪!!! 1🅾 GRAMS PER LB BRO❗ GONNA GET FOOKIN 💪🔥BUILT🔥💪 BROMIGO!! GONNA 🔥🔥BURN🔥🔥 OFF THAT FAT BROCHACHA😏😎😎 HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS 🍳 WITH YOUR WHEY SHAKE🍼 BRO HOW ABOUT SOME 🐓🍗 CHICKEN🍗🐓 JIMI BROHENDRIX😎😎 LET'S HIT👊 THE LOCKER ROOM🚿🚿 AND SHOWER🚿 UP MCBRONALDS😉😏😏 BROJOBS ALL AROUND🔁 BRO😋😮 NO HOMO BROMO 😜

    Stop using the skull emoji

      Dude stop. My brother died in a car accident stop using the skull emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lifes. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the skull emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers grave that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.

      I knew my girlfriend had an OnlyFans but she’s basically in an online sex relationship with a 50 year old man named Pablo.

        So me and my girlfriend have been together about 9 months, when we got together she was very clear that she was on onlyfans. I appreciated her being honest, and I’m not gonna lie and say I was fine with it but I really liked this girl and she was super sweet and caring (still is) so I decided to give it a shot still. Tbh I haven’t really thought about it much during our time together and haven’t looked at her onlyfans once, well until yesterday. I’m not sure why but I decided to have a look yesterday which led me to find some shit I didn’t want to see. At first I was on my own phone and made an account as I haven’t actually tried onlyfans before and then I saw she was advertising “Hot and Steaming sexting sessions” which peaked my curiosity shall we say.
        
        Then I decided to go on her laptop and go through her onlyfans from her account. Which brings me to Pablo, Pablo is “the best daddy ever” and has the “hottest cock in the world” (direct quotes from her). from what I could tell Pablo has spent about 10,000$ on my girlfriend, and let’s say she’s provided lots in return. A quick list of some of the things I found was, a photo with his name on her boobs. A video of her pleasuring herself SCREAMING his name, and the icing on the cake was a video which really really crossed the line for me where she was once again pleasuring herself but this time she was talking about how she couldn’t wait to have sex with him and his “perfect cock” behind her boyfriends back(me) and how she couldn’t wait for him to cum on the necklace I got her for her birthday.
        
        So basically I got very pissed, I’m not sure if they were actually planning to do it in real life or if it was just some sexual thing but still Jesus Christ . I confronted her about it and her response was basically ummmm yeah You know I do onlyfans right, that’s how it works. At this point I just left the apartment and am staying at a friends place now. What in the fuck do I do? Surely I have to break up with her right?

        Response to Pokimane saying she’s disgusted by cum tributes

          Another new Pokimane copypasta
          Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their cocks and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.

          Imagine dozens of cockroaches crawling into

            Cursed cockroaches copypasta
            imagine dozens of cockroaches crawling into your dickhole. the feeling of thousands of tiny legs marching across your penis flesh as they travel into your balls and bladder. it hurts, so, so much. you arch your back from the discomfort, but deep down you love it. you love the fact you are at the mercy of these bugs that don’t even know how much they are ruining you. you stifle a moan by biting your lower lip as your uretha stretches to it’s limit, ready to break open at any moment. you want it so bad; it’s already enough that they are beginning to explore your insides, and you can feel where every one of them is and what they are doing with insatiable pleasure. the vibration they give off from their crawling and wriggling is practically driving you mad with shameful lust, and you feel yourself reaching your climax. you are full on panting now, and you get the hardest you’ve ever been. eventually all the stimulation becomes too strong, and you cum bucketloads onto the ground, practically roaring from the sensation. the cockroaches were crushed from the sudden force, and one by one they come back out, guts, skin and all. by the time you are done, there is a puddle on the floor of white liquid and broken, mangled cockroach parts.
            
            you are banned from that taco bell the very next day.