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Imagine Anne Frank giving birth

    Anne Frank giving birth copypasta
    Just imagine her, sweating and panting, desperately trying to hold back crying out in pain. The hot tears running down her cheeks. Fighting a losing battle to keep her grip on reality as the hormones and receptors, overwhelmed by the pressure and burning sensations, cause her to lose all perception of time and surrounding. Being too sick and exhausted to even sit up, but still forced to continue enduring because she no longer has control over her own body. Feeling her pelvis split in two as she bears down hard and pushes with her rapidly diminishing strength. Having to content, not only with becoming a mother at such a young and tender age, plummeting self-esteem at the sight of her once slender body becoming the size of a planet, fear of being socially ostracized, but the unending terror of Nazi persecution of the Jews as well. That her agony-induced cries, no matter how muffled, will attract attention and be a death sentence for her and her entire family.

God, The mere though of it makes my cock harder than Chinese algebra

    I got caught sucking myself

      I posted on here a couple days ago but I am still freaked out. I am able to suck my own cock and my mother was staying at my place as she has no power right now. I thought she was shopping so I decided to suck my cock. However, when I was finished I looked up at the door way and she was standing there and said oh wow and then walked away. She went into my guest room right after.

      MEET ME AT THE BACK OF CLOUD 9️⃣ VAPE🚬🚬🚬🚬😽😽 SHOP

        HEY YOU!!! 😉 HEY SWEETIE😻 🎂🎂😊YOU GOT WHAT I NEED 👅😳🥴😈 I am offering you THE 🍁 👄👈🏽🍁 CHANCE TO🙌🏽 JOIN MY UNDERGROUND😩😻😻👋😩 SEX RING👈🏽 😩 😩 😉 THE🙀 😂😉👻 WINNER TAKES IT ALL🙀⚡💡🔥😵 so you NEED 🌚 to see this 😘 👹🎃🫶😼TAKE THIS OFFER😊 SO THAT YOU🎃 CAN FIND OUT HOW SLUTTY 😘 YOU REALLY ARE💯 💥 MEET ME AT THE BACK OF CLOUD 9️⃣ VAPE🚬🚬🚬🚬😽😽 SHOP SHOP SO WE CAN🎈 ⚰️ 💦 💦 TAKE THIS 🎂 BITCH FOR A SPIN💦 ⚰️ WHAT CAN DAT ASS DO????? 🔮 🔮 🔮 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣ OTHER SLUTTY👯‍♀️✨✨ 🍃 SINGLES SO✨ WE CAN 😻 RLLY HAVE SOME FUN✨😋IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ OTHER SLUTTY SLIDERS YOUR FATHER WILL BUILD AN UNDERGROUND METHLAB👨‍🦲🔭🧪🔬 BUT IF YOU SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ SLIPPIN' SLUTS🗾💁🎈 YOU'LL GET SOME GOOD 🇵🇺🇸🇸SS🇾 TONIGHT😘😘😜😜😈

        Sara Duterte chinese speech

          Copy and paste Sara Duterte chinese speech
          Fei shang, gao shing, chi, shishyang, Chonghu, Guaja, Jushi, Xijingpin, Chunguju, Frelupin, Tashir, Wangshilian, Ho, Twenty, Chonghu, Gongmin, Chiri, Trali, Chingju, Chonghua, Renmin, Gonghu, Shangri, Chi Shirsan, Jonyen, Ju Twenty, Jonghu, Ren, Goching Kwai La
          Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦
          Sara Duterte: Xi Jinping, my master. Our overlord. your wishes to bring in the proper ways of the CCP has been going on as planned in the Philippines. We have red washed all oppositions and made them think we are not aligned with your ideology. may the great leader bring us, me and the duterte family only, prosperity. All hail Xi JinPing, master winnie the pooh. happy ccp day
          Prayer for the repose of the souls of:

‪Fei shang, 
gao shing, 
chi, 
shishyang, 
Chonghu, 
Guaja, 
Jushi, 
Xijingpin, 
Chunguju, 
Frelupin, 
Tashir, 
Wangshilian, 
Ho, 
Twenty, 
Chonghu, 
Gongmin, 
Chiri, 
Trali, 
Chingju, 
Chonghua, 
Renmin, 
Gonghu, 
Shangri, 
Chi Shirsan, 
Jonyen, 
Ju Twenty, 
Jonghu, 
Ren, 
Goching Kwai La.‬

          I make happy sounds when I’m petted. Is this weird?

            So basically, whenever I'm being petted, or cuddled, or just feel extremely cozy and comfy, I make these little "mmmm!" and "ohhhh" "uhhhhh" sounds. I've been told they sound kind of sexual, though my partner says they're not quite the same.

I generally don't like being touched AT ALL, but when my partner pets me I go nuts for it. I melt into a purring puddle. It caaaaan be sexual but most the time isn't. It's just. Happy warm fuzzy feelings! Is this weird? I've never met anyone else who does this.

Thanks in advance! Wish y'all lots of happy pets and cuddles 💓

            “🤓”? Are you fucking kidding me?

              Are you fucking kidding me? copypasta
              Original copypasta was a reply to “Based“
              "🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?