so bECAUSE OF DREAMS FACE REVEAL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DREAM AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “HE FACE REVEALED??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DREAMUPDATES UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
It's honestly insane. I know I'm not a part of the fandom as much anymore, but I held Dream close to my heart these past two years. He saved me in every way a person can be saved. I'm so insanely proud of what he's done to get here. You go king!
Totally what I was expecting 🥰 brown hair, kissable lips, cute cheekbones and gorgeous emerald (Minecraft reference) eyes. For the past day my life has been more intense than a dream and GNF manhunt chase but now I get to see you, my dream, my hero.
I’m just upset that I know what he looks like. I don’t care if he’s ugly or attractive or normal I just hate how many faces my brain now recognizes of internet micro celebrities. I dread the fact I will be an 80 year old dementia patient unable to remember if Jschlatt is my son or someone I never knew. I will see MoistCritical in the hair spiraling my shower drain but I won’t remember the curve of my wife’s smile. Paymoneywubby will appear in my memories of the man who brings me pudding in the evening but my childhood home will fade to nothingness. And now, as I strain to remember how my fathers hugs once warmed me, I will surely be greeted only by the image of this man, a man I’ve never even met, imprinted into my memory by forces completely foreign to me and outside of my control. This man has in this one act stamped his likeness into the collective consciousness to invade and persevere past the likeness of our own loved ones. My only hope is to forget, for the true horror lies in remembrance.
okay the face reveal was cool and all but when are we going to talk about how police found human remains and evidence of cannibalism in dream’s LA home that he sold in 2013
You're laughing. Dream just revealed that he looks like fifty different popular white guys simultaneously and you're laughing.
Greetings and salutations,
Despite my lack of experience, I am incredibly horny (some may say a sexual deviant). Every day I have vivid lucid dreams of doggystyle, pussy eating, edging, pegging, ruined orgasms, blindfolded blowjobs, nipple play, facials, squirting, and much much more. To quote the late great Martin Luther King Jr, "I have a dream" and that dream is to finally lose my coveted virginity. There isn't much to know about me, I am a fairly simple man. Apart from reading the works of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy, I am infatuated with the pussy. The pussy is all that I can think of. To me pussy is much more than the female anatomy, it's a religious doctrine. The Mohammedan or Jesuit may pray to their holy Gods but I worship the pussy. Some may say there is such a life without which you desire, my rebuttal is as follows, what life? What life is there on this God-forsaken planet without indulging in the delicacy of pussy? What life must a man live without consuming the art of lust? It is a cardinal sin for thou to suppress its animalistic urges. For what will it take for me to get pussy? Siddhārtha Gautama sat under the bodhi tree for 49 days for him to become the Buddha, will my deprivation of pussy be responsible for my ascension to enlightenment? I hath become a mad man. The wonders of modern medicine can't save me but the flesh of a woman will. My face is buried in my palms. Tears wept as I am subjugated to the horrors of humanity. My hunger for the joyous pussy is immeasurable. I need to be fed. Please take me out of my misery.
my child saw the word “bussy” on a video
last night he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy” and I asked where he heard that word and he said a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around and saying it was his bussy.
I could not find the video but my child is NINE why is this world so cold 🥲 I mean I laughed out of shock tho. I’m watching his videos now and they’re not like that help me.
I AM NOT CRAZY! i am not crazy! I know he used to be fat! He looked like 300 pounds! Right on the morbid obesity definition as if i could ever make such a mistake! Never, ever! I just- i just couldn't prove it! He-he covered his tracks! He got those idiots trainers to make him lose weight for him! You think this is something, you think this is bad?! This? This chicanery? He's done worse! That face structure! Are you telling me that a man just happens to have a chin like that?! No! He orchestrated it! Dream! He cheated through a speedrun! And i saved him! And i shouldn't have! I took it into my own speedrun rank! What was i thinking?! He'll never change! He'll never change! Ever since 2013, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the KKK edit! But not our dream! Couldn't be precious dream! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be skinny?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when i had the chance! And you! You have to stop him you-
It has been 13 hours since overwatch 1 has shutdown. The amount of sadness I feel is Immeasurable. The pain and suffering I feel right now is indescribable. The terrible agony I feel is incomprehensible to any living organism. The amount of despair I feel is unstable, unbalanced, deranged even. I truly can’t live in this world if I can’t play my favorite game overwatch. I’m so miserable. I can’t take this suffering I’ll do anything to play overwatch again. This was my everything and you took it.
I'm telling you, the real reason Walter broke bad was because he received the world's shittiest handjob which made him reconsider his entire existence. Your wife yanking around your 50 year old half chub with 10% of her attention while simultaneously borderline orgasming at selling a girthy 8,5 inch vase on eBay for 56 dollars is an experience that people in the darkest bdsm dungeons would be shivering at. I swear to god Walter Jr. is probably having a wilder sex life on the other side of the wall with his sock than these two have had in the past five years.
So when he received his cancer diagnosis the prolonged silence was not due to shock but because of pure bliss and relief because he knew that in a few years he'll likely be dead and won't have to live like that.
That's why when he received the news of remission he was so goddamn angry. And I don't know why people see the Salamanca twins as villains, they were clearly just tryna help a homie out and spare him from this existence. Oh, but why did they go after Hank then, you might ask? Well, then you clearly don't remember Hank's handjob scene from season 4, they were trying to save him from that. Really they were the true heroes of this show trying to save people from fucking miserable, dick shriveling handjobs.
And then, of course, shit starts happening, Skyler fucks Ted and Walt goes off the chain prolly thinking stuff like "bet she didn't give just a shitty handjob to Ted, oh no! My god, I wouldn't even be surprised if she agreed to do anal with him! While I've been pleading for years!". That right there's a thought progression enough to start a man crashing plants in random office buildings. And the way it can mess with your sexual thinking, Lord only knows what kind of cataclysmic insanities Walt was busting nuts to while living alone.
But then Walt has a romantic dinner with Gus, realises there's at least someone who'd probably agree to have anal with him, meanwhile Ted gets paralyzed, no more anal for him, Walt calls up Skyler "I won".
Now Walt can be smug for the entirety of season 5, he's back on top of the sex chain. So Breaking Bad is really about Walt's sexual transformation from a submissive forced-into-humiliation-kink middle aged man to a borderline sex offender to an off the rails cuck to a pure alpha male who's ascended past sex and at the end of season 5 we can see him die with bliss on his face because he's redeemed himself.
