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I will not be driving for Alpine

    I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.
    I understand that, with my agreement, Williams Racing have put out a press release this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Williams for 2023. I will be driving for Williams next year.

    I came out as amongsexual to my parents.

      I am a proud amongsexual
      I identify as amongsexual, thst is my identity, my gender and also my entire personality. If you dare to oppose me, I shall summon IMPOSTOR from among us, he will protect me but also murder your entire family. I will kill all amongphobes, I am not a freak, I am a proud amongsexual, imagine being amongphobe like imagine. Today I came out as amongsexual to my parents, my little brother trolled me and showed me a pic of Pink, one of the crewmates, I couldn't resist when I saw the pic, so I opened my zipper and started wanking, damn Pink is so hot. The next day my mom gave my phone to my cousin, and then she brought me to the therapist, idk why, Pink is hot though.

      IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life

        IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience
        IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My
        entire view of everything that exists in this
        world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can
        never look at anything I know the same way
        again. This stream represents emotions that
        most humans could never understand. But I can.
        Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many
        things previously considered unimaginable.
        Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never
        forget this experience
        ISHOWSPEED, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,
        Nathaniel b, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience

        Aint You Nathaniel B?

          Ain't You Nathaniel B
          Ain't You Nathaniel B
          Ain't You Nathaniel B
          “Ain’t you Nathaniel B?” 🤓
          Hold up ain’t you Nathaniel B
          Scathing. A true masterclass of lyricism delivered in one simple line, truly a literary universe contained within a single sentence.
          
          When one discusses the lyricism within rap music it's common to see a few names mentioned.
          
          Maybe MF DOOM, Eminem, Mr Kendrick Lamar, or, if like me, you're a little older, maybe RZA, or Slick Rick will come into the conversation.
          
          But I don't think those are accurate, or fair to the dissection of this line.
          
          Proper comparison and analysis of this line requires us to look not to a rapper, but to a bard... and not just any bard, THE bard.
          
          Yes, I believe there is a Shakespearian quality to this line. "Hold up, ain't you Nathaniel B?"
          
          The writer even suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
          
          It is obvious to anyone the line is not meant to be complimentary, in fact, the statement is intended as an insult!
          
          This is common in spoken verse exchanges, which is what appears to be happening in the video.
          
          Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
          
          This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
          
          Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
          
          If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
          
          The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
          
          He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
          
          So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
          
          It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
          
          HE is the only one who knows who Nathaniel B is, his opponent, nor any of the audience knows who this Nathaniel B is.
          
          This line suggests that no one's opinion of this man matters except his!
          
          HE is the only one know knows who Nathaniel B is, and he is suggesting that this man IS Nathaniel B, the unknown man!
          
          This means that this mans entire worth is known, created and measured only by this man.
          
          By making his opponent the unknown Nathaniel B, he takes his agency to be someone, because he knows who he is, and he is the only one who knows who he is!
          
          Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
          
          I've been almost unable to sleep since first hearing this line.
          
          I am just waiting for this young man to release some music, he is truly the man who will take rap from the level it is at now to the point of serious literary discussion, and I simply cannot wait.

          To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Better Call Saul.

            To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Better Call Saul.
            The plot-building is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cinematography most of the shots will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Saul's hedonistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these shots, to realize that they're not just 5 minutes of Gus dressing himself - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who prefer Breaking Bad truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the character development in Michelle MacLaren's masterpiece of an episode "Nippy," which itself is a cryptic reference to Peck's American children's tale The Adventures of Mabel. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vince Gilligan's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Kim Wexler feet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

            Kid named Finger explanation

              Oh my god, I'll try to explain but I don't know if I can.
              
              There is this trend of meme going on for a while that has the format where a teacher tells the class "ok class, it's time to finger paint". And the joke is that there is one kid in the class named "paint", so the implication is that the whole class is going to finger him.
              
              On the okbc sub, there was a recent trend of memes poking fun at this kind of meme, where the setup would be something non-sensical, and then the punchline would be an image of Mike from the show with the words "kid named finger". The joke here is that it really doesn't make any sense, so it's more of an anti-joke than a regular joke.
              
              I hope you at least got a rough idea of what the joke is about. Trying to explain this shit has got me on the verge of a stroke.