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HIS COUSIN GAVE HIM HEAD IN FRONT OF HER PARENTS!

Alex (19,M) was forced to attend his Uncle's marriage anniversary. But the moment he saw his Uncle's daughter Lauren (18,F), he got an erection and j*rked off in the bathroom. Little did he know that Lauren had seen him and was aroused by him too. She followed him to the bathroom. Alex was surprised but he did not want to waste the opportunity and he immediately unzipped his pants. Lauren went on her knees and started sucking his penis. As soon as Alex was about to c*m, his Uncle and Aunt came to the bathroom looking for Lauren. What they saw was their daughter, topless and on her knees, giving head to her cousin. At first she did not realize anything and continued sucking. Her father grabbed her hair and pulled her away from Alex. He then stepped ahead to slap Alex and at that exact moment Alex came. He came on his uncle's designer suit and shouted," You know how to suck babygirl" . Lauren started laughing . Her mother then saw Alex's penis and licked her lips. Then she snapped to reality and punished both of them. Alex wasn't allowed to meet girls for a month but all it did was make him more hor*y and he started jer*ing off 5 times a day. Lauren was forbidden to leave the house but this gave her even more chances to quench her thirst as both her parents were working and she invited boys everyday. Alex and Lauren have never met since then but have sex talks regularly on calls.

Peace from Alabama.

Beta spirit

vou citar inclusive os nomes, pra vocês tipo velho, simplesmente pra vocês se sentirem altamente culpados velho, você tá na minha live e você realmente escreve be- VOCÊ escreve beta spirit irmão, VOCÊ tá na minha live com a minha mina, eu ensinando sedução velho e você me chama de beta spiri- ? irmão... você compreende o quão perdido você está, vei ? você tá comentando no chat irmão que eu sou corno, que eu sou bluepill, irmão... olha o que você tá fazendo pra estar na casa dos pais ainda irmão, eu pago essa parada aqui, pago contas tá ligado velho ? eu malho todos os dias irmão, eu pratico retenção seminal no namoro, eu ganho din brother e você falando aqui sobre beta spirit ? irmão, vai se fuder e tomar no seu cu, eu to simplesmente pasmo velho com alguns caras que se denominam inscritos (eu não quero generalizar porque tem, velho 95% de vocês são fodas então tipo, tão agregando valor nessa live) mas tem uns betas adolescentes, é vocês que estão completamente errados aqui, é tipo impressionante. irmão, você não se sente tipo altamente culpado comentando do quarto, na casa dos seus pais, aqui no meu chat que eu sou beta ? vai se fuder irmão. irmão, siga seu grupo e faça algo util da sua vida tá ligado ? viaje mais irmão, tipo leia livros, você tá completamente perdido, eu juro pra você velho. irmão, irmão, olha só pra você seu betinha corno filho de uma mãe chorando aqui na minha live, irmão. irmão, olha só esse shape aqui irmão, que que você tem a dizer sobre beta spirit irmão, eu transmito todos os dias velho vei, eu exalo energia tan- tenho tanta testosterona que a garrafa de agua acabou de cair velho, se eu encontrar você na rua, você tem medo, você chora irmão, o que você tá falando sobre mim vei ? grava essa porra aqui. bora fazer 20 flexões, quem quiser participar vo começar velho, eu to simplesmente cansado de alguns betas me enchendo o saco de mim velho, vocês não tem nada pra fazer, vocês me dão tanta energia, vocês focam exclusivamente em mim porque eu faço algo da minha vida, você tá tipo lambendo as minhas bolas  você percebe isso enquanto to te colocando uma friendzone e você nem percebe velho, você tá correndo atrás de mim como eu, faço minas correrem atrás de mim irmão.

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I'll even name the names, for you old guy, just to make you feel highly guilty old man, you're on my live and you really write be- YOU write beta spirit brother, YOU're on my live with my girl, me teaching seduction old man and you call me beta spiri- ? brother... you understand how lost you are, eh? you're commenting in the chat brother that I'm a cuckold, that I'm bluepill, brother... look what you're doing to be at your parents' house still brother, I pay this stop here, I pay bills are you connected, old man? I work out every day brother, I practice seminal retention in dating, I earn din brother and you talking here about beta spirit? brother, go fuck yourself and take your ass, I'm just amazed old man with some guys who call themselves subscribers (I don't want to generalize because there are, old man 95% of you are fucked so like, so adding value in this live) but there are some Teen betas, you're the ones who are completely wrong here, it's kind of awesome. brother, don't you feel highly guilty like commenting from your room, at your parents' house, here in my chat that I'm beta? go fuck yourself brother. brother, follow your group and do something useful with your life, ok? travel more brother, like read books, you're completely lost, i swear to you old man. brother, brother, look at you you betinha as a mother's son crying here in my live, brother. brother, look at this shape here brother, what do you have to say about beta spirit brother, i broadcast every day old man, i exhale energy tan- i have so much testosterone that the water bottle just dropped old man, if i meet you on the street, you're afraid, you cry brother, what are you talking about me? record this shit here. Let's do 20 push-ups, whoever wants to participate will start old, I'm just tired of some betas bothering me old man, you have nothing to do, you give me so much energy, you focus exclusively on me because I do something from my life, you're like licking my balls you realize it while i'm friendzoned you and you don't even notice old man you're running after me like me, make mines run after me brother.

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Vou citar ✍️✍✍ inclusive os nomes 📃📄, pra vocês tipo velho 👿👿 simplesmente pra vocês se sentirem altamente culpados velho 😨😨 você tá 🍆❌🅾 na minha live 👶 🏄 e 💦🍆 💰🚨 🍖 você realmente escreve be- 😳 😳 😳 VOCÊ escreve beta 💰 spirit 😌🤗 🤗🤗 irmão, VOCÊ tá 🅱 🚫😔 🚫♀ na minha live 🙅🙅 👧 com 👏 😡 😭 a 👌👴 👌🏾 minha mina 🙎🏽‍♀️ 🙎🏽‍♀️ , eu ensinando sedução 😘😏👉🏻👈🏻 velho e 😱🐝🗼 você me chama de 🐿 🅰🐿 beta 💰 spiri- ? Irmão... Você compreende o 💰 ✊🔫 quão perdido você está, ⌚⌚ ⌚ vei ? Você tá 🏼 👎 comentando no chat 🏿 irmão que 👳 👳🏾 🏾👳 eu sou corno, que 👳👳 🏾🏾 eu sou bluepill 💊💊, irmão... olha o 🐝🔫 💰🙅 🙅 que 🏾👳 👳 você tá 🙅 fazendo provavelmente na casa 🏠 🏠🏠 🏠🏠 dos pais ainda irmão 👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👦, eu pago essa parada aqui, pago contas tá 📊📑 🚫😡 ligado velho ? Eu malho todos os dias irmão💪💪💪 eu pratico retenção seminal no ❌ ⛔ namoro, eu ganho din brother 😡💸💰💰 e 🅱❌ 🐝🅱 você falando aqui sobre 🅱️eta spirit 😌🤗 👻😌 ? Irmão, vai se fuder e 🐝 🅱🍖 tomar no 🌈❎😳 seu cu, eu to 😂 🔢🚫 simplesmente pasmo velho com 🎀 😭 👏👏 alguns caras que 👳 👳🏾 se denominam inscritos (eu não ❌ ❌ quero generalizar porque tem, velho 95% de 🅱 🅰 🅰 vocês são 📲🍒 💥 fodas então 🅱 🅱🅱 tipo, tão ♂ 🙅🚫 agregando valor nessa live) 🏄😭 😊🚶 mas tem uns betas adolescentes, é vocês que 👳 👳🏾 🏾 estão ⌚ completamente errados aqui, é tipo impressionante. Irmão, você não 🚭 💰 se sente tipo altamente culpado comentando do 💕 quarto, na casa 🏠🏠 🏠 dos seus pais, aqui no 😑🍆 🚫❌ 🙅 meu chat 👏💬 💬💬 que 🏾👳 eu sou beta 💰 💰 ? Vai se fuder irmão. Irmão, siga propósito e 🔪✖ 🗼 faça algo util da 🍳 😔 sua vida tá 🎚 🚫🤔 👎 ligado ? Viaje mais irmão, tipo leia livros, você tá completamente perdido, eu juro pra você velho. Irmão, irmão, olha só 🏞 💯 pra você seu betinha corno filho de 🅰🅱 🅾 uma mãe 👍😰 🛌👍 🅾 chorando aqui na minha live, 🏄😊 🎥 🏙 irmão. irmão, olha só 😂 👨🙏 esse shape 🔴 ◼ aqui irmão, que 👳🏾 👳 que 👳 🏾🏾 👳🏾 você tem a 🍆 🏿 dizer sobre beta 💰 💰 spirit 😌😌 irmão, eu transmito todos os dias velho vei, eu exalo energia tan- tenho tanta testosterona que 👳👳 🏾 a ⬆ 🚟 garrafa de 🅾🅰 👀🎧 agua acabou de 🅾 🅾🎧 cair velho, se eu encontrar você na rua, você tem medo, você chora irmão, o 🔫💰 💰🙅 🙅 que 👳 👳 você tá 😤🎚 👎🚫 🏽 falando sobre mim vei ? grava essa porra aqui. Bora fazer 20 🔳 🎊🆗 🎊 flexões, 🏿 👴🏿 🏿👴 quem quiser participar vamo nessa velho, eu to 💦 💦⚠ simplesmente cansado de 🅾🅰 🅾 alguns BETAS me 🙇🍆 😍 enchendo o ✊ 🐝 🔫🙅 saco de 🅰👀 🅰 mim velho, vocês não 🅾😂 tem nada pra fazer, vocês me 😢 🤤🍑 😊 dão 🤢😡 ℹ tanta energia, vocês focam exclusivamente em 🍆🔥 💪 😂 mim porque eu faço algo da 😂🌲 😔 minha vida, você tá 😳 tipo lambendo as 👮👦 minhas bolas, você percebe isso enquanto to 💦😘 te colocando uma friendzone e 💦 você nem percebe velho, você tá 😱 ⛔ 🔪♂ correndo atrás de 🅾🅰 🅰🅰 mim como eu, faço minas correrem atrás de 🅾👀 🅱 🅾🅱 mim irmão

I found a jar that my husband has been ejaculating in and I threw it away. He got very upset with me.

So I'm a woman in my 30's. I made a throwaway because I don't want this tied to my main account at all. Yesterday our garbage disposal stopped working and I was trying to see why so I was looking around under the sink and I moved stuff out to get in there to look around more easily. In the very back tucked away was a mason jar that I thought was just over halfway full of kitchen grease at first but I realized it wasn't grease...I thought it looked like semen. I made the mistake of opening it and by the smell I knew that it was definitely semen. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Disgusted I threw it away in the dumpster outside. It had to have been my husband's but I don't know why he would save semen in a jar.

My husband got home and I asked him about it. He seemed very embarrassed and confessed it was indeed a jar full of semen he was filling for almost a year. I was shocked and asked him why? He said whenever it was my time of the month or I wasn't in the mood he'd jerk off into the jar after I went to bed. I asked him why not go in the toilet or use tissues or the shower or something. Why a fucking jar? He couldn't answer that other than saying hes been doing this since he was a kid. I told him I want him to stop using a jar because it's disgusting. He told me he didn't want to and asked where the jar was. I told him I threw it away and he was upset! He said it took him a long time to fill the jar that much and now he had to start over and we argued about him using a jar to store old jizz in.

I still don't understand why he wants to fill a jar for fucks sake. We argued about it and during the argument he opened the refrigerator, took a large jar of pickles and dumped it out and started rinsing it out and said, "This is the cum jar now!" Before I knew it I'm literally screaming at my husband about cumming in jars and told him he can either cum in me or the jar but not both. He clutched the jar and stormed off to the bathroom. I was literally speechless.

I sat down and started watching TV trying to take my mind off it when he came out and joined me and tried to patch things up. I asked him where he hid the jar and he wouldn't fucking tell me! He told me we should just forget about the fight, he apologized to me and told me he'd make sure I didn't have to see the jar if I didn't want to. I wanted us to stop fighting so I agreed and we didn't speak about it for the rest of the night. He fell asleep early but I laid in bed for over an hour thinking about the fucking jar. I don't understand why he's so intent on doing something so disgusting and I'm still angry about it.

Edit/Update: My husband got home and we sat down and talked. After a lot of prying I got him to come clean with me about why he cums in a jar and why it's in the kitchen.

He gets very excited when I eat his cum and he makes pancakes every weekend for breakfast and he mixes the cum into the pancake batter and gets off on me eating it without my knowledge or consent. He has been doing this regularly for our entire marriage and has mixed cum in other things I'veeaten and drank. I have of course swallowed his cum before but this is different because he did this without my knowing.

I honestly couldn't yell at him or even say anything. I felt numb. I just got up and started throwing shit in a bag while he tried to talk me down and stop me. I ended up leaving with some bare essentials and told him that I need space and will reach out to him when I'm ready to talk. I'm taking some time off of work and headed to a friend's house for a few days. I asked her if I could stay and she doesn't know why and honestly I don't know what to tell her or anyone else for that matter. I don't know what I'm going to do or what this means for our marriage. I feel disgusted, used and like trust in my husband has been severely damaged. I haven't cried or done anything yet. I stopped to get a bite to eat on the way to my friend's house and to try to figure out what to say to her because I know she'll have questions. I also think I need to cry first. Thank you to everyone who's been kind and supportive and offered good advice. Please keep it coming because I feel like I'm drowning here and I have no idea what to do.

I got a penile implant but I can’t tell anyone why I’m so happy.

I'm a 24 year old guy who because of an accident as a child, I literally broke my penis. I went all my teens not knowing what an erection feels like or what it's like to be able to perform and no one knows that the reason I've been working since I was 14 is because I had a goal in mind: getting that damm implant.

now, having had my first sexual experience ever in my life, I felt this sense of anger just go off my mind. I hated the topic of sex because I knew I was disbanded from enjoying it, now I can get hard so easy and ironically I have a form of switch and kill switch, I just turn it on and off when I want to. It's creepy I know but trust me I feel like ''robocock''

Does it get soft? nope, I can now pound FOREVER and the though if that itself has revived some sense of self worth that I have never felt before, I'm not even scared to talk to girls now because I'm aware that I have a modified penis with perks and attachments.

People ask me why I'm happy now and not all negative and depressed but I can't tell them because it's awkward and people my age wouldn't understand the pain and sacrifice, I just want to enjoy this victory in anonymity.

Fresh lemonade freshly squeezed

Fresh lemonade🥺
Freshly squeezed☺️😍
Billie stop..
Pour it in a cup🤪
Can’t get enough🤩🥳

Fresh lemonade
Freshly squeezed 
Pour it in a cup
Can’t get enough

✨fresh 💫 lemonade 🥭 freshly 🍃 squeezed 👻 Billie 👹 pour 🌊 it 💥 in 😪 a 😋 cup 🥤 Billie, 👺 stop 👹 can't 😍 get 🤲 enough 🤤

Fresh lemonade 🍋🤭 freshly squeezed 😍 BILLY 😡 pour it in a cup 🥰 BILLY STOP 👹 can’t get enougHhHhH 😩

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fresh 😩lemonade⁉️freshly💦 squeezed 👈pour💕it in💅 a cup ⬅️cant 🙅‍♀️ get enough 🥰

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😁fresh😗lemonade👿freshly😼squeezed😜pour😛it😋in😪a😉cup😇cant😀get😌enough🤓


✨FrEsH lEmOnAdE, fReShLy sQeEzEd✨BILLIE😨 ✨pOuR iT iN a cUp✨ billie😡stop👹✨cAnT…gEt eNoUgH✨

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No baby I’m not done, I want two cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube. Use a large spoon; not a table spoon. I can tell the difference. So don’t try me, water should be at 55.7 degrees and I’ll take a splash of mint with lemon wedge on the side. Thank yœûû

I’ll take a lemonade 🍋one lemonade coming right up- 😉 no baby I’m not done 😟 I want 2 cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube use a long spoon not a tablespoon I can tell the difference so don’t try me water should be at 55.7 degrees and I’ll take a splash of mint with a lemon wadge 😁 on the side thank youuu 😉That will be $1.53 💸 this ain’t want I ordered 😠we know but like this is a lemonade stand not a-😃 all you can eat buffet 🍱 no that’s food 🌭 they got drinks too🥤 look the customer always right 🤔 And I’m not paying for this 👎 UGHHHH 😤 Fresh lemonade 🍋freshly squeezed 🌹 Billy 😬pour it in a cup~ 🍵BILLY STOP 🙉 can’t get enough 💃

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“I’ll take a lemonade!”
“1 lemonade coming right up-“
“No baby, I’m not done, I want 2 cubes of sugar and stur it twice after every cube use a long spoon, not a table spoon. I can tell the difference-so don’t try me. water should be at 55.7 degrees a splash of mint w/ lemon wedge on the side! Thank you!!”
“Ok that will be $1.50”
“This ain’t what I ordered..”
“We know but like, this a lemonade stand not a-“
“All you can eat buffet? “
“No that’s food..”
“They have drinks too.”
“Look, the customers always right, I’m not paying for this.”
“Ugh!”
“Fresh lemonade 😩
freshly squeezed 🙂”
(Billy-)
“pour it is a cup 👀”
(Billy stop…)
“can’t get enough 😃”

I’m a straight male and when my roommate and I are both single we suck eachother off multiple times a week.

Fellas, let's be real- Is it gay to suck my roommate off multiple times a week to expel semen and relieve sexual tension?

I'm a straight male and when my roommate and I are both single we suck eachother off multiple times a week.

We've lived together for 8 years now and whenever both of us are single we suck eachother off to get off. It's not gay because we're closing our eyes and thinking of women also we say no homo before and after while keeping our socks on so we're definitely straight. We also don't butt fuck eachother because that's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay but we aren't gay. We do this purely to expel semen and relieve sexual tension we don't do this because we're gay and we love eachother. We do this because we're straight and we just need to cum.

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