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A girl…. AND a gamer?

    Eyes pop out AROOOGA!
    A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

    Public Walmart accident

      Walmart diarrhea incident
      One time I was in Walmart and this hot girl was in front of me. I was admiring her figure until she did something unexpected. She pulled down her pants and just let the diarrhea flow from her anus. I didn't know what to do. She was making these awful noises like Huuuunnngghhh and shaking her head violently. After about 3 minutes of uninterrupted shit flow she looked at me pleading, she shouted "please make it stop, it's stinging my asshole" but it just wouldn't stop. The workers were running around in circles shouting "God help us" and all I could do was watch helplessly. After about 10 minutes of this it finally stopped flowing from her ass but the damage was done. She laid there in the floor sobbing, nursing her asshole. I looked to my right to see a group of Walmart employees sobbing and consoling each other. Saying things like "it's over now." One kid walked up from the back and got one look at the carnage and immediately shot himself in the head. I still have the image of the girl sobbing covered in bloody diarrhea seared into my memory. I am now in therapy for my PTSD. I have good days and bad days, but I just take it one day at a time.

      Anus charging

        Butthole sunning
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        I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. I didn’t even need coffee this morning, I woke up bright and early with the sunrise ready for my day. Don’t take my word for it, just try it yourself so you can receive and feel the benificial power of the sun through your anus.

Remember to start your week by charging you anus with the power of the sun. Your anus is considered the “Fourth Eye” and it’s directly connected to your “Third Eye” and pineal gland. Absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system. For many people in the world their anus is the seat of their consciousness and their consciousness needs brightening, what better way to brighten your mood by getting light to the darkest area of your body; if more people received nourishing light particles through their anus I believe there would be far less assholes in the world. 😭

Seriously though, it’s important to love the skin you live in, love your body and love yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally. Spend time in your natural state in nature feeling the sun on your skin.
befree #bodypositivity #loveyourskin #loveyourbody #buttholesunning #yoga #yogi #crazysexyyoga #happybabypose #nature #naturalstate #sundayfunday #sundayvibes #sunshine #nkdart #motivation #nkd

        David-kun part 1 & 2

          David-kun copypasta is originally from "POV you get approached by the weeaboo kid"
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          Are you the new girl? heh, I thought so, I-I've never seen you before. Konnichiwa! I'm David-kun. It's so nice to finally meet you, you look just like my waifu- HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE. A-anyways, I'm so sorry about the jerks in class, they're all baka and they only want one thing. Not me, I just like to watch my favourite anime Ju justsu kaisen and watch manga. Also, I think you're really cool Aitetsune HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... gah I-I'm sorry! I'm just nervous okay! I-it's just... Well...I-it's just!..m-m-I just want to know if I could suck on your niplets okay!.. Well, What do you say- IUHHhh
          O-Ohaiyo! That means good morning. Ya know.. I just... I-I just wanted to say... I-I'm so sorry for saying I wanted to suckle onto your niplets the other day! A-and I don't know what came over me. It was almost like the Demon King took over my vessel to enact it's earthly desires..... h-huh? B-but it will never happen again! I swear! Will you forgive me? Arigatou!!! Now that you forgave me, we could be friends. best friends. HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE. Ya know.. my sensei always said that the most powerful thing is friendship, even more powerful than the Demon King HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE Anyways, all I really wanted to ask you the other day was.. W-well... N-now that we're friends and all... m-m-I just want to know your bodily measurements ok! I-it's j-just... Y-you're s-so thicc! and y-your thighs are voluptuous and your anime tiddies are huge too! I-is that so bad?? * huh? HUOAAAA MY NIPPLES!!

          I 👁️ LOVE💕 CHEESE 🧀

            Mmhmm I 😂👨 love that mac and cheese 🧀 but 🍑🤔 my ♂ asshole 🍑 doesn't cause 💋 im lactose intolerant. When I 😡 have 👏👏 the 😗 shits 💩💩 I have to 😛 hold 🙅 on the 😨👨 handicap bar 😫😫 and beg 🙇 for 🍆🕓 my 👫🏼 life. In 😍🏼 the end 💯 my asshole 😰 is 👅 ruptured and 👏👏 I 🙋👀 continue 🏃 the cycle of 💰👬 eating cheese again. 😭