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    Bheeeeeeemm! 🦧

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    Taking a shit saved my life

      A story about how taking a shit saved someones life
      I was ready to kill myself, I had the suicide note ready and everything. Before heading out to buy some rope for a hangmans noose I suddenly had the urge to shit and figured, why the hell not, one last shit wouldn't hurt. Sat down on the toilet and opened up twitter since I always get bored on the toilet. Saw a funny thread, liked it, and shared it with the only real friend I have.

After taking a shit I realised I no longer had the urge to buy the rope. My 'post-shit clarity' came to my senses and I started thinking about all the things I would leave behind like my siblings, my friends, and my dog and rabbit, and how distraught they would be if I went through with my actions.

No longer do I feel the need to kill myself. Although I may not have much to live for, I would still be leaving behind friends and family, so I will keep trying my best to make them proud.

Thank you, poop.

      Roblox Female Face

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        Kirby is hot

          Cursed Kirby copypasta
          Bro like why the FUCK Kirby looks goddamn fuckable. Think about it, according to wikipedia kirbo is 8 inches tall. That makes him the perfect height to just pick up and fucking slam your dick down its stupid fucking face. And dont even get me STARTED on that mouth. Like holy fucking shit IMAGINE the head that you would recieve, I dont fucking care if it would kill me. kirb head would deliver me to the afterlife. And the greatest fucking part, kirbs has no teeth and is stretchy and squishable. He has the fucking anatomy of a fleshlight. You cant fucking say this isnt intended. God fucking dammit nintendo why the fuck was kirbi not the star of bayonetta, I want to see that fucking stupid sexy pink bitch get down and dirty on my dick. God I want to fucking bust inside that kirbussy. I dont even know if kerb has a fucking pussy, dick, or whatever. He has a mouth that has been proven to give the greatest succ in all of nintendo lore. Why are people not wildin out about this? why the fuck is everyone furiously beating off to pokemon and underaged girls when theres nothing wrong with using a fleshlight that says poyo. I am rock fucking solid just imaginging that steamy hot blob drenched in my splooge, absolutely dick drunk from going 8 hours doing nothing but sapping me dry of every drop of man milk. korb doesnt even have to breathe probably, you could just tie him up and use him how ever hard or how ever long you want. We KNOW hes the strongest character in all of smash bros, ITS IN THE FUCKING LORE. fucking slut would give you a mad sloppy and be ready for more. fuck I cant take it anymore

          Overwatch’s True Purpose

            Overwatch 2 True Purpose copypasta
            I jerk off to Overwatch characters based on their play style. I think this is what Blizzard envisioned.

I never actually managed to play the game though, because just the Overwatch logo is enough for me and my dick to go Bastion-mode (this is all I know about the Gorilla character).

Mercy is my favorite because she's angelic and white. Fuck, I wish Overwatch was real. Pornographic Pixar breeding every day. If Mercy was real, she can heal my dick skin, at least what's left of it.

Mercy can gift me healing abilities too. I could go to a graveyard and resurrect all the hot babes from a non-political era. I'll tell them if they don't have sex with me I will make them dead again.

            Hotline Miami- Do You Like Hurting Other People?

              
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