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Sigma Prayer

    Our Father 🧔🏼‍♂️🧎‍♂️, Who art on that grind💯🔥💸, based 🥶 be Thy grindset💯🍞; Thy bread shall come💰💦; Thy grind 💪will be done on the streets ⚠️ as it is in the gym🏋️. Give us this day our daily bread 💸💯; and forgive us 🙏our cringe posts 🤢 as we forgive those who post cringe against us🤮; and lead us not 🙅 into temptation 😳, but deliver us from being beta cucks 🤓. Amen 😈💯

    im pissed

      Homiesexual scene
      im pissed
      
      Holy fuck, im so fucking pissed. I just cant have nice shit. Like, why the hell do i allways get fucking friendzoned? Ffs, like, our vibes were the same and shit, we even kissed once, so why the hell man. Like holy shit, im so mad and rn. I feel like i wanna literally end all life on earth and cry my soul out of my body at the same time. Like, i just cant fucking take it anymore, i just give up on women, ill just turn homiesexual, fuck man. Woman☕.

      My dick is so large

        My dick is too big
        It's awful. My dick is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my cock, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.
        
        My humongous cock has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
        
        I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.

        My girlfriend is shitphobic, i dont know what to do, pls help

          Shitphobic copypasta
          My girlfriend is shitphobic, i dont know what to do, pls help.
          
          So my gf was taking a shit in the bathroom and the door was unlocked so i walked into the bathroom. My gf told me to get out but i really wanted to eat some shit. I told her i would leave if she gave me some of her shit but she started screaming at me to get out. I ignored her and grabbed some of her shit and she started to scream even louder and kicked me out of the bathroom. This has been very traumatizing for me.

          I will kill your infant daughter

            If you try interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter
            I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.
            I will ratio your wife, I will ratio your son, I will ratio your infant daugther
            I will morb your wife, I will morb your son, I will morb your infant daughter