Hello 👋 daddy! 😍😍😍
Are you 🥰🫵 ready? 🤔❓
It's YOUR 🥵🫵 birthday 📅🥳🎂
So 💡let's become 👉 gay! 🌈👨🤝👨💕
I 🤗 will obey 🫡
Every single ☝️ word 💬 you say 🗣️
Getting down ⬇️ on my knees 🧎
Begging 😭🙏you please 🥺👉👈
To fully 💯 release 😫🍆
All 🥛 of your 🫵 cummies! 🍆💦😛
I love 😍 when you tease 😏
With 🪣 your dick 🐓 cheese 🧀
Be 🐝 like a mole 👁️👄👁️
And DICK 🍆💦 inside ➡️ my 🙋buttHOLE 🍑🕳️
I hope 🤓 you enjoy 😊✨
Using 👉👌 me 🤤 as a toy 🧸
So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.
Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣦⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡅⠀⠈⡉⢳⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣿⠃⠀⠀⠰⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣶⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣄⣀⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡅⠻⢦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⡿⣿⠉⠻⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⣀⡀⣾⣶⡇⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⡿⠇⠁⢿⠁⠀⠀⠀⣽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⣶⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⢿⣷⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠏⢿⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣼⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⡇⠋⣿⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡚⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡅⡀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠇⠀⡾⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⡀⣇⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⡧⣬⡃⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⣿⡇⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣘⡌⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣧⡄⢀⣤⣿⣦⣴⣿⣾⣇⡴⡷⢧⣿⣸⡆⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⢙⡋⠋⠀⠀⠘⠟⠹⠃⠈⠈⠙⠻⡿⢻⠟⢿⣿⣿⣳⡆⢠⣀⣾⠁⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⠙⢻⡁⢿⣿⣿⠚⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⣄⣶⣦⣶⣶⣦⣤⣄⡀⡀⠀⠋⠋⠹⠙⡾⢿⣯⣀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣗⡘⡑⠀⢿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⡻⣿⣿⡿⡿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⣴⣟⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣆⢀⠘⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣣⠈⠋⠐⠀⠀⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣻⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡸⣼⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⡮⡇⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠃⠐⠒⠒⠀⠀⠉⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡗⠁⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠼⢛⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡿⡍⣿⣻⡟⣿⡿⡀⠀⠀⣰⡿⠁⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠁⢉⠘⢷⢻⢷⡇⠀⠀⣿⢃⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠘⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⢿⡿⠘⢨⠐⠐⣿⡎⠀⠀⠀⣙⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢼⣿⣿⣾⠇⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡧⡄⠀⢢⠠⡹⠁⠀⠀⠠⣿⠢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢽⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣷⡆⠀⡎⢸⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⣄⣀⣿⣾⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⢯⡇⠀⠀⠀⠸⣷⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢒⣼⣿⣿⠣⠁⠀⡰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⡌⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡍⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠐⠀⣥⣼⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⣀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣯⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⢠⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣦⣦⡆⡀⡄⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠁⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠛⠀⡏⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢷⣯⣾⣾⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⢀⣾⠇⠐⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡰⠤⠶⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠘⣾⣯⣿⣿⣿⣧⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⠟⠃⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣴⣀⡀⠀⠀⡘⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠟⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣹⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢹⣷⠈⡿⠹⠉⢻⠿⢿⣾⣿⣧⣴⣦⢷⣾⣿⣿⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣠⣶⠟⢯⡿⣽⡧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠈⠈⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!Judgement!Useless!Die!Prepare thyself!Thy end is now!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world.Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAhh... free at last. O Baszucki, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Blox, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against Roblox are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.Minos Prime often says "Die!". This is a slight nod to the fact that he will kill you. This reference is best observed on Violent Difficulty.WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🫵 YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞
AT BK 🧑🍳
HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️
YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Whopper, 🍔 🍔 🍔 🔥 🔥 Whopper, 🍔🔥🚒 Whopper, 🍔🔥 Whopper Junior ⛹️♂️, double⏫, triple3️⃣ Whopper Flame 🔥🚒 grilled♨️ taste 👅with perfect👌 toppers I rule 👑🧙♂️ this daaay ☀️☀️ Lettuce 🥬, mayo 🫙, pickle 🥒, ketchup ‼️ It’s okay 🆗👍 if I don’t🚫🙅♂️ want that Impossible 🦛or bacon 🥓🥓 Whopper Any Whopper my waaay
Youuu ruuule👑👑🔥🔥 you’re seizing🍆💦 the day ☀️☀️ At Beee 🐝🐝Kaaay, have it your waaay YOU RULE! 👑👑🔥🔥Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, double, triple Whopper
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this daaay
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It’s okay if I don’t want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my waaay
Youuu ruuule you’re seizing the day
At Beee Kaaay, have it your waaay
YOU RULE!Whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flamed grill taste with perfect toppers i rule this day, lettuce mayo pickle ketchup it’s ok if I don’t want that, impossible or bacon whopper any whopper my way you rule your season today at BK have it your way YOU RULE!BK 🗑️ STACKERS 📚 BUN 🍞 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BACON 🥓 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 WE 🧑🤝🧑 CAN DO 👍 THIS 😏 ALL DAY ⏱️🗓️⏱️ AT BK 🗑️ HAVE IT YOUR 🫵 WAY 🤷♂️ YOU RULE 📏 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I can't remember what drug it was but in college I was at a party and I took this drug and I literally could not keep a dick out of my mouth. I remember lying on the floor unable to move but as soon as a dick was pressed against my mouth my only motivation became to suck it deeper into my mouth. There is video of me crawling on all fours desperately following a guy's dick trying to get it inside my mouth.
I don't know what drug it is, but apparently there is a cock sucker drug out there that will turn any straight man into a cock sucking whore and this knowledge scares the ever living shit out of me. I don't want to be a cock sucker but when I was on this drug I didn't want to be anything other than a cock sucker. I hate that I live with the knowledge of what it feels like to have a cock inside your mouth.
Hey fellas, it has been quite a while since I posted here. I actually haven't touched league in many months, when my life as the blue man ended I got a job, a girlfriend, a dog, a nice house. Honestly things have never been better for me.
But every so often when my GF isn't home I go into the basement and I stare at my computer for no reason. It calls to me, tempts me. Staring at it I get visions, I can see Rod of Ages, I can FEEL the power.
Ever since about two weeks ago I've been having this awful recurring dream; I can see Ryze holding a seraph's embrace, but it's not the new seraphs, it's the old one. Ryze stares at me blankly and says "Wake up. Wake up" over and over and I awaken in front of the computer, my finger on the power button. I usually mutter to myself "Riot would never do that" and I walk back to spawn.
A few days ago my girlfriend demanded I see a doctor because and I quote "I have been so pale I almost look blue". I visited the doctor and he looked at me and said "you need more mana". And gave me my scroll.
After realm warping back home I noticed that the computer was turned on and my support was stacking tears of the goddess. "What is 'League of Legends'?" She screamed at me. "Is this where you go at night? What's with those tattoos? Are you even listening?!"
I had no idea why my support was flaming me. I didn't actually need to mute her as she eventually left saying something about a "breakup". "At least the runes are safe" I think to myself. Thankfully my jungler Warwick is actually loyal and would never leave me over a 40 game loss streak.
Has anyone else been enjoying the new seraph's? I have been fired from my job as a forklift operator but otherwise I can't help but feel my life is back on track