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Fired from job or Unemployed

    Uh oh sisters 💅🏼🫦 looks like this CUM SLUT 💦🍆🤤 is UNEMPLOYED 😭😩 starting in April 📆 because DADDY 👨🏻 [insert job here] is going DOWN 👎⬇️📉 and not just on that DICK 🍆🍆🍆 So it looks like 👀👀👀 [your name] will be working those Streets 💃💃to make ends MEAT 🥩🍆 to get those CUMMIES 💦💦💦 and to file for CUMEMPLOYMENT 🤤💦😩 they’ll be asking for all sorts of favors 😏😏 and is willing to do 👉🏽🍑 what ever it takes 😤😤 for some beneFISTS UP HIS ASS ✊🏽🍑🕳️✊🏽 and dental 🦷 he has the stamina 🏃‍♂️😰 and can work on you 🫣🫣 for hours 😳😏😩 send this to 69 CUMployers 🥵🥵🥵 who are hiring a BOTTOM BITCH 😫😩😫 30 3️⃣0️⃣ back, and you get to interview on The Porn Couch™️🌊 less than 20 back and you’re a DISGRACE TO SOCIETY and have to bottom the BUKAKKE 💦💦💦💦😩😩😩

    Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa lyrics

      Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa cat meme
      Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa Dubi Dubi Daba Daba Magico Mi Dubi Dubi BOOM BOOM BOOM
      Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
Mágico mi dubi dubi
Boom boom boom boom boom!
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dubi dubi 
daba daba 
magico pony
dubi dubi 
boom boom boom boom
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      I am committing suicide today. Goodbye y’all

        I will end my life today of my own free will. I am not under the influence of any substance. I made this decision a long time ago, but I'm making it happen now. After I die, delete my Google search history, opera viewing history, Google browser history, Chrome history from my phone. Delete Hola VPN from my phone search history It's very dirty. Close my Yandex disk account. Delete my Whatsapp account, clear telegram. Delete the calculator with blue icon on the phone. Delete the conversations with my fuckbuddy on Letgo. Reset the tablet under my bed to factory settings. Notify all the girls I talk to on Tinder of my death. Replace the anti-slip pads of my mouse from the box on the bookshelf, delete the links on the back of the old pads and throw them away. Delete the links on the LCD paper of my second Grundig monitor. Remove the 12V 8A 4pin input cable of my computer's power supply, unscrew the socket with 2 screws, and burn the paper with the link beneath. Change the frequency of the radio in my room, it encodes my link archive with Morse code every 5 minutes. Remove the 4th screw from the top right of the hard disk sitting on my bookshelf and sharpen its teeth. That's all I ask from you. Stay in peace.

        Just one more lane bro

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          I swear bro just let me build one more lane. I swear we're gonna fix traffic. Just buil- just build one more lane, just let me build one more lane. Just let me build one more lane I swear I swear I swear we're gonna fix traffic. Ju- ju- just one more lane and just make it bigger. Just make it bigger we're gonna fix traffic. Its gonna fix traffic, its gonna fix traffic, its gonna fix traffic.
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          In terms of male human and female Pal breeding

            Vaporeon copypasta but in Palworld
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            Loveander

            Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Loveander is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the neutral element group, which is where humans are, they also tower over humans, which means they are easily large enough to handle human dicks. And with their aggressive personality, not only can you be rough with one but they can rough with you! And with their ability to drop Strange Juice and Cake, I am certain not only would they be moist, but bouncy as well. They also have both Lv 2 handiwork and medicine suitability along with no fur to cover its nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy to get you in the mood and keep you there. Lastly, with its ability to steal energy from its enemies, it means that its ability to take a pounding will never run out. So without a doubt in my mind, Lovander is the best Pal built for human dick.

            Surfent

            Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Surfent is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Fuack are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Double checking my lazy edit, I see. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Surfent would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Akimbo M16s, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. Why are you still reading this.With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pal comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Surfack turn white. Seriously stop reading. Surfent is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

            Palworld – Own a musket for home defense

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              I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding tamers intended. Four Syndicate Thugs break into my house. "What the Incineram?" As I grab my powdered wig and Palpagos rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my makeshift handgun on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's Rayhound. I have to resort to the Single-shot Sphere Launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Hyper Spheres, "Tally ho lads" the spheres fail to catch them because I forgot to find Lifmunk Effigies. I equip my metal spear and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since there's not a single god damn HP restoration item in this game. Just as the founding tamers intended.
              Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the devs intended. Four Syndicate Thugs break into my house. "What the Incineram?" As I grab my powdered wig and Musket. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Handgun on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbour’s Lamball. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Tocotoco eggs, "Tally ho lads" the Tocotoco volley shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the nearby Cattiva population. Fix metal spear and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the Pal-Centre medics to arrive since deep spear wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the devs intended.