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I’m against circumcision

    I’m against circumcision (even though I’m circumcised), but I support a woman’s right to choose to have an abortion. This might sound like a double standard, but it’s not. A newborn child is unable to consent to surgical removal of foreskin, and yes; the child also can’t consent to being aborted, but there’s a key difference here. When circumcision takes place, the child is no-longer living inside of the mother. If the child is still inside of the mother, then the mother can decide what to do, just as a homeowner can choose whether to shoot an intruder. The choice to shoot an intruder is a right, but cutting off the intruder’s foreskin after he has left the house is different situation. That said, I understand the arguments for circumcision, and I won’t get on your case for choosing to circumcise. Like I said, I’m circumcised and I’m glad, because I have a really nice cock, so I get it.

    AITA for missing my daughter’s birth to make a drug deal?

      AITA Breaking Bad
      I was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago and started cooking meth in order to pay for my treatment and provide for my family. An opportunity arose for me to sell my product to a major distributor. On my way to the drug deal, my pregnant wife informed me that she was in labor. Instead of going to the hospital, I dropped of the meth and missed the birth of my daughter. The deal earned me millions of dollars that will go directly to my family's future. I am feeling very conflicted about my decision.

Am I the asshole?

      my mom has been gone for 3 hours, what do I do

        35m my mom went to get me food but she has been gone for three hours. If she's not home we will be stuck with only frozen pizza and French fries. She's making me really upset.

Edit- curly fries not the regular crap

Another edit- she said she got stuck in a storm but it wasn't even raining hard? Ig the issue is resolved though. I got of a video call with her and she told me not to tell my dad she was gone so long. The camera was shaking and there was a lot of grunting and cooing. I think she is going to the gym and doesn't want me to know.

        Gus is too professional to just suck cock.

          Gus from Breaking Bad copypasta
          Gus is too professional to just suck cock. He's a sensual and passionate lover. He probably has a sex room hidden away in his house where even his closest and most trusted security can't find it. Stylish, but not excessive. Rustic dark wood walls, barn wood floor, queen sized bed with velvet pillows, and a small coyote fur rug in the middle. Before the action happens, he asks his lovers to wait while he sets up the scene. He dims the lights, sets up some candles, and puts on some calming piano jazz. Then, he lets him in and that's where the magic happens. They disrobe while passionately kissing. Gus pushes them onto the bed and lays gentle kisses down their body until he reaches their cock. When he sucks cock, he doesn't give that "sloppy toppy." That's too messy. He embraces it, lovingly. He kisses it and licks it, slowly and seductively. Once he sees that they're close to the edge, he takes his mouth away from his cock and begins jerking them until they cum. He doesn't like to swallow or take facials.

          You Me Gas Station Sushi

            Dance Dance Revolution? Overthrow the government.
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            YOU! ME! GAS STATION! what are we gettin for dinner!? sushi of corse. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH OORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, bare handed, bear..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the Government!? UHH I THINK SOo,  next thing you know im reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like The meth is kickin in..DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
            YOU. 👉 ME 👈. GAS STATION ⛽.  What are we getting for dinner?  🍽 Sushi 🍣 of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie 💊 inside of our gas station ⛽ sushi 🍣,  we black out ⬛and wake up in a sewer . We're surrounded by fish 🐟🐠; horny fish 🐠😫🐟.  You know what that means.  Fish orgy🐟😫🐠😫🐟, the stench draws in a bear 🐻. What are we gonna do?  We're gonna fight it ⚔.  BEAR 🐻 FIGHT. BEAR 🐻 HANDED. BEAR 🐻 naked?😫 oh yes, please.  We befriend the bear🐻 after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese🧀,  dance dance 💃 revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ⚒? uh, I think so 🤔.  next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. ✝️ Then i turn into a jet 🛩, fly into the sun☀️, black out ⬛again, wake up, do a bump🥴, white out ⬜which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint 🚬.  Greened-out🟩, then i turned into the sun ☀️.   uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.
            You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bear handed? Bear naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh I think so. Next think you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet. Fly into the sun. Blackout again. Wake up. Do a bump. White out (which I didn't know you could do). Then I smoked a joint. Greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Dubehebeuhuhejugehuho hoo AHHH!!!
            You, me 🦊🪨

Gas station ⛽️

What are we getting for dinner?🍽

Sushi, of course 🍣

Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi😵

We black out ☠️ and wake up in a sewer🚽

We're surrounded by fish, horny fish 🐠

You know what that means 😏

Fish orgy!🐠😏

The stench draws in a bear 🐻

What do we do? 😟

We're gonna fight it😎

Bear fight 🐻🤺

Bare handed 🐻👊

Bare naked? 🐻😜

Oh yes please, we befriend the bear 🐻 🤝🥰after we beat it in a brawl😡 Then we ride it into a 🏇 Chuck E. Cheese 🧀 🐀

Dance Dance Revolution 🕺

Revolution?✊

Ovеrthrow the government?🧐

Uh, I think so😏

Nеxt thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ✝️

Then I turn into a jet ✈️ , fly into the sun ☀️ , black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out 💳

which I didn't know you could do🤷

Then I smoked a joint, greened out,🍃then I turned into the sun 🌞

Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in🤪 Asdfghjkl:;?!💀

            Death of her majesty the queen.

              I'm heartbroken. I feel anguish beyond all compare. My mind, soul and body are nothing but empty shells, I am but an echo of my former self. My life and all its purpose, meaning and joy have been robbed, and I fear my will to live shall never return. Words are but squiggles that will never have the power to portray how truly melancholy I am. When I heard the news, it's as if all the colour was looted from my world. All passion and happiness melted before my very eyes. Since her majesty's death, I only see black and white, pain and misery, hopelessness and suffering.

Oh, my queen. My heart and the heart of the nation longs for you. We grieve for you. You were our rock, our foundation. I deeply fear for the outcome of our planet now that you are not here to guide us with your goddess-like wisdom. The nation is inconsolable, it weeps for our queen.