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For groupchats that don’t respond to your memes

    When I send a meme on the group chat I expect every single person on the group chat to react to the meme. Especially if I tag you in the meme I expect you to write a heartfelt message of atleast 200 words about what the meme means to you. If I tag you multiple times in a meme I don't care if I send the meme at 2am or 4am or 3pm I will need you to turn on push notifications for the group chat so that when I tag you in a meme you will show the meme to everyone you are with at that point in time. I don't care if its your mom, dad, coworker or therapist. You better be showing them the meme I tagged you in and explaining to them how good of a friend I am. I know a few of you in the group chat are angry that I found out where you live and where your siblings live. But that is not an excuse for not responding to my memes. I carefully curate each meme based on each one of your personalities. I make sure to crop out the reddit footer or erase any part of the meme that could make the meme seem unfunny to you. After this I expect all 33 of you in this group chat to write to me a formal apology for your behaviour. If you refuse to do so i will have to look for your house using Google maps and the little information I have about your whereabouts. Afterwards I will be printing out memes and putting them in your letter box. If you still refuse to apologise to me I will have to embarras you by buying sex toys and delivering it to your neighbours in your name and make it look like a "mistake by the FedEx employee", your neighbours will have to hand deliver the sextoy to you or will secretly judge you. Not to mention the several of you that still live with your parents that will no longer be accepted in your household

    lil’ conservative here with my new sick rap to own the libtard snowflakes 😎

      Conservative rap to own the libtard snowflakes
      Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
      
      I hate that his smile makes my penis grow
      
      He's trying to feminize the western male
      
      And I hate it cuz I secretly want to get railed
      
      The 5G vaccines are gonna turn me into a femboy
      
      I wish I wasn't so eager to suck off another boy
      
      The mask mandates are literal tyranny
      
      I'm going to cum if I see a queer near me
      
      Coronavirus is a total hoax
      
      Why the fuck do I want a massive dick in my throat
      
      Election fraud, the whole thing was a sham
      
      I want to be dominated by a big strong man
      
      Storm the Capitol, let's kill the Dems
      
      I want to feel another man's gems
      
      Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
      
      I hate his sexy smile it makes my penis grow

      Mercedes Benz E400 Sedan

        Dota 2 Mercedes Benz E Class copypasta
        The most intelligent E-Class family of all time welcomes a powerful new member to the dynasty. The E400 Sedan model arrives this year, boasting a 3.0L V6 biturbo engine producing 329 hp and 354 lb-ft of torque — the same powertrain that currently drives its E400 Coupe, Cabriolet and 4MATIC Wagon cousins. Paired with the 9-G-TRONIC 9-Speed automatic transmission and DYNAMIC SELECT, it promises a bracingly smooth way to experience uncommon luxury. Naturally, the 2018 E400 Sedan continues the tradition of E-Class brilliance. Harmonizing advanced automotive intelligence with awe-inspiring interior design, its first-class furnished cabin puts our advanced vehicle systems right at your fingertips — even as its world-class innovations continue to push the boundaries of what's possible in the world of automotive intelligence. "Car-to-X" Communication enables the E-Class to exchange information with similarly equipped vehicles — effectively allowing it to "see" around corners and through obstacles to detect potential hazards. Driver Assistance Systems — including Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC®, Active Steering Assist and Active Lane Change Assist — feature intelligent cruise control: They help keep you between the lines, and can even help you shift between them. Inside, the E-Class cabin provides an environment of pure comfort and responsive technology. Flowing lines and vibrant screens provide a striking visual display, while touch controls, aromatherapy and tailored seats indulge all of your senses at once. It's a vehicle that demands to be driven, and more than lives up to the dream. Look for the E400 4MATIC Sedan at your Mercedes-Benz dealership this winter, with an MSRP of $58,900.

        My name Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englandsky.

          Arteezy as a potato farmer
          My name Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englandsky. I grow up in small farm to have make potatoes. Father say "Arthour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional DOTO2 in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Plz no copy pasteschniko

          she strogan me off till i beef!

            she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

            Most Iconic Lines from Morbius (2022)

              “It’s Morbin’ time.”
              
              “No, Morb am your father.”
              
              “That’s no moon, it’s a Morb Station.”
              
              “May the Morb be with you.”
              
              “Morb or Morb not, there is no try.”
              
              “I don’t like Morb… it’s course, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.”
              
              “General KenMorbi, you are a bold one.”
              
              “It’s over Anakin, I have the Morb ground!”
              
              “This is Morbrageous, it’s unfair.”
              
              “Now this is Morb-racing!”
              
              “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Morbsas anymore.”
              
              “There’s no place like Morb.”
              
              “It wasn’t the airplanes, it was beauty killed the Morb.”
              
              “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Morb.”
              
              “All of those memories will be lost in time like… Morbs in rain. Time to die.”
              
              “You’re gonna need a bigger Morb.”
              
              “Go ahead, make my Morb.”
              
              “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a Morby night.”
              
              “E.T., Morb home.”
              
              “The name’s Morb. James Morb.”
              
              “You can’t handle the Morb!”
              
              “A Morb’s best friend is his mother.”
              
              “Take your stinky paws off me you damn dirty Morb!”
              
              “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Morb beans and a nice Morbanti.”
              
              “Mama always said, life is like a box of Morblates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
              
              “Hasta la vista, Morby.”
              
              “Morb with me if you want to live.”
              
              “Get away from her, you Morb!”
              
              “You one ugly Morber-f**ker.”
              
              “With power, comes great Morbility.”
              
              “Morbza time!”
              
              “Look at little Morblin Junior… gonna cry?”
              
              “You know, I’m something of a Morbentist myself.”
              
              “I’m gonna put some Morb in your eyes.”
              
              “Want forgiveness? Get Morbligion.”
              
              “You’ll get your rent when MORB THIS DAMN DOOR!”
              
              “I love you Morbthousand.”
              
              “You should’ve morbed for the head.”
              
              “Avengers… Morbsemble.”
              
              “One does not simply walk into Morbdor.”
              
              “YOU SHALL NOT MORB!!!”
              
              “Morblish mother-f**ker, do you speak it?!”
              
              “How about another joke, Morbius?”
              
              “Welcome to Jurmorbssic Park.”
              
              “Clever Morb.”
              
              “Say hello to my little Morb!”
              
              “The power of Morbius compels you!”
              
              “I’m gonna make him a Morbfer he can’t refuse.”
              
              “A friend should always underestimate your Morbtues, and an enemy overestimate your faults.”
              
              “Look how they massacred my Morb!”
              
              “Be Morbfraid. Be very Morbfraid.”
              
              “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Morbing ships on fire off the shoulder of Milo. I watched Morbeams glitter near the Havesex gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like Morbs in rain… time to Morb…”
              
              “John Morby, like the drink only not spelt the same.”
              
              “Morb me like one of your French girls.”
              
              “You’re a Morbzard, Harry.”
              
              “You’re out of Morbder! You’re out of Morbder! The whole trial is out of Morbder!”
              
              “Yipee-ki-yay, Morber-f**ker.”
              
              “Morbi Christmas, you filthy animal. And a happy Morb Year.”
              
              “You either die a Morb, or live to see yourself become the villain.”
              
              “I am the Morb of the universe!”
              
              “Morbter is coming.”
              
              “A guy opens his door and gets morbed and you think that of me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO MORBS!”
              
              “Morbkanda, forever!”
              
              “This is madness. THIS! IS! MORBTA!!!”