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Chinese Spy Balloon

    HEY 👋 all you 😘 kinky SPY sluts 😈 feeling a little HOT 🥵 under 👎 this chinese HOT 🥵 air 🎈balloon?? well I 🙋‍♀️have just 🤪 the thing 🧐 for you 😍💁‍♀️ A nice WARM ⭐️ CUM STORM ⭐️ is inCUMMING 🤪🤪 YOUR 👏 WAY 😋 according to the weather ⛈️⛈️ balloon 💭 make sure you 😜 have your CUMbrella ☔️ becuase it’s 🤩 getting 💁‍♀️ real WET 💦😩 out there🥵🥵 if you’re 🫣 feeling extra 😜 spicy 🌶️ you can have 💁‍♀️ our LIMITED TIME 💷 SEAMEN NOODLES 🍜 brought directly 😝 to your house 🏠 via our sexy 😏 chinese spy strippers 😫😫😩 send this to 🔟 of your HOTTEST 🥵 hong kong whores 🫦🫦 if you get 🔟 replies back then daddy 👅 china 🇨🇳 will cum 💦 to your house and give you a a BIG 😝 juicy 💦💦 BUTT FUCK 😜😜😏😈 if you get 5️⃣ replies back ☔️😩then you’re 🫵 a sexy little 😵‍💫 semen demon 😈😈😈 if you get 0️⃣ replies back 🤢 then you’re 🙄 a boring limp dick 😬 LOSER 🤮 who’s 😂🤣 getting NUKED 😝 by daddy CCP’s CUM 💦 STRIKE 😫

    I Used To Have This Webkinz

      i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

      If youre not basically fingering your asshole when you wipe, you need help

        Obligatory fuck off eurocucks, no one cares about your homoerotic bidets
        
        Anyway, I used to just wipe the outside. My ass would always be itchy. Then I read this wikihow article that said you shouldnt be afraid to stick your finger in your ass when youre wiping to get it good. So i started doing that. Basically I finger my asshole a bunch when I wipe. You clean on the inside a bunch until theres nothing on the paper. Shit is based, never been itchy since
        
        If youre not doing this, seek jesus. And again, fuck off eurogays.

        I want MONEY. All I want is MONEY.

          I don't get the way you guys think. I want MONEY. 6 figures right out of college. 200k a year entry level. I'm in this for MONEY. I don't care about whether I'm "fufilled" I want MONEY. Whatever gets me the most MONEY. What technology gets me PAID THE BEST. All I care about in this major is MONEY. That's why I'm in college, I don't wanna laugh and play with y'all. I don't wanna be buddy buddy with y'all. I'm here for MONEY.

          I miss grammar Nazis

            I am not a native English speaker and on other forums, you could get torn apart for not using correct grammar and punctuation. But on Reddit? They are nearly extinct due to people mass downvoting them. I miss them because they were basically free English lessons. I made nearly 800+ comments here on Reddit and no one has bothered correcting my shitty grammar:((. Oh well, I guess I should just go back to improving my grammar through reading books.

            The Fog is coming

              The Fog is coming
              Nothing can save humanity. Open your doors and windows, let it in. Accept your fate. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
              The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. Open your windows.
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              The fog is coming. 4:23 PM, June 26, 2022. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -144.778567450876°W. Expansion rate: 5·3x10^8 meter (5c)
              The fog is coming the fog is coming seek shelter while you still can invest in food invest in water as once the fog is here there will be no more the fog is coming the fog is coming no use for your worthless lives anymore as the fog will consume us all come 2025 the fog is coming and will burn your skin right from your bones no use in shelter no use in water no use in life the fog is coming the fog is coming.
              The fog is coming, an estimated 4.7 billion people will die, leaving behind 3.2 billion people, the continents of Asia, Africa, and Europe will be eradicated or have little to no survivors. It will continue to the Americas eradicating North America and then continuing to South America. Do anything for survival.
              THE FOG IS COMING
              I see the children with no eyes in the fog, they are screaming in agony. all i can do it slowly peel back my skin to release the ants. the fog is here. They’re back, the faces in the air. THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP. Do not run from the fog. Do not ever run from the fog. Stay in the fog. the fog is near, i need to go now. I feel the sin evaporating off of my skin. Oh lord have mercy on me for my sins have been extinguished. Take kindness on my dammed soul. LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD MY SKIN THE VOICES WON'T LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD MY SKIN THE VOICES WON'T LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD. The fog, stay in the fog. It’s so warm and loving. Don’t ever leave the fog, come join us in the fog. MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes the ants have arrived, crawling in my fingernails. DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER? They’re overwhelming me. The fog follows, soon to consume me. The voices told me so. The fog is here. It always has been and it always will be. Do not let the fog in. WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR the corner of my ceiling begins to laugh in the middle of the night for a split second, each night it get louder. Help me please. no, I need more sugar to feed the ants. can't see can't see can't see can't see....gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes... no more ants no more ants. the demon is behind me he is behind me i can feel his breath the demon is behind me. The ants are gone, the fog is clearing. No more fog. No more fog.