Please bro just one round bro just go goats bro
Please bro just one round bro just go goats bro one round bro i need my sr bro please bro just one round bro im desperate bro im almost out of top 500 bro please just one round of goatsThe year is 2060. “Sado is one of the better main tanks in the league” says Sideshow
The year is 2060. "Sado is one of the better main tanks in the league" says Sideshow, as Sado firestrikes a deflecting Genji, killing Boombox and Neptuno for the third time that match. "That wasn't Sado feeding" says Sideshow, as Sado charges off the map as Reinhardt. "Everyone else is just too hard on Sado" says Sideshow, as Sado accidentally swaps to Soldier, resetting his ult charge. "Okay Sideshow" says the nurse, "time for your medication"Bumper stared at the burger in his hand
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Ameng’s cheeks as he squatted on Bumper’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Ameng’s hammer. The mayo? You know what it is.Bumper broke into a cold sweat
Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name:
Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.Tumblr bitch: liking Minecraft makes you cringe!
Tumblr bitch: liking Minecraft makes you cringe!
Me: **growls really hard**
Steve: its ok they’re just jealous babe...
Me: I know Steve, I know
Herobrine: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
Me: NOT NOW BRINE STEVE AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
Herobrine: youre so boring **murders a whole village**
Me: **sighs**
Iron golem: **en route**
Steve: **minecraft**