Skip to content

★BASTA POST NI IDOL

    ★BASTA POST NI IDOL ⓛⓘⓚⓔ KO YAN.!!★ SANA LAGi KANG ACTiVE AH... para my #LiKE kana my #COMMENT kapa..❤️♥️❤️ BASTA WAG MONG KAKALIMUTAN MAG #LiKE_BACK AH.. Sinu dito Gusto #ACTIVE_LiKER & #ACTiVE_COMMENTOR.?? #PM_muko para #ADD kita. #CF_TO_CF TAU.! ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ( BOY & GiRL ) #ACCEPTED…√√√ Ung #HONEST Lang na #TULAD_KO ah..✌ >ACTiVE AKO sa ACTiVE SAKiN< HONEST PA.! PROMiSE! ✋✋✋
    ★BASTA POST NI IDOL ⓛⓘⓚⓔ KO YAN.!!★ SANA LAGi KANG ACTiVE AH... para my #LiKE kana my #COMMENT kapa.. ❤❤❤ BASTA WAG MONG KAKALIMUTAN MAG #LiKE_BACK AH.. Sinu dito Gusto #ACTIVE_LiKER & #ACTiVE_COMMENTOR.?? #PM_muko para #ADD kita. #CF_TO_CF TAU.! ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ( BOY & GiRL ) #ACCEPTED…√√√ Ung #HONEST Lang na #TULAD_KO ah..✌ >ACTiVE AKO sa ACTiVE SAKiN< HONEST PA.! PROMiSE! 🖐🖐🖐
    ★BASTA POST NI IDOL ⓛⓘⓚⓔ KO YAN.!!★ SANA LAGi KANG ACTiVE AH... para my #LiKE kana my #COMMENT kapa..❤♥❤ BASTA WAG MONG KAKALIMUTAN MAG #LiKE_BACK AH.. Sinu dito Gusto #ACTIVE_LiKER & #ACTiVE_COMMENTOR.?? #PM_muko para #ADD kita. #CF_TO_CF TAU.! ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ( BOY & GiRL )
    ❥━❥ BASTA POST NI IDOL ❥━❥
         ツ L i KE KO YAN ツ
               .✫¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.✫.
    L░I░K░E░ ░B░A░C░K░ I░D░O░L
               .✫¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.✫.

    Daylight Savings Fall Back

      Hey 👋 ❗️you Freaky 🍂 Fall 🍁 FUCKS ‼️it’s time ⏲️ to turn 🔄 that COCK 🐔 an hour back 🍑 and get some 🌾 autumn ASS 🍁🍑🍂🍑🍃. Before we spread 😷 our turkey 🦃 legs 🦵 🦵 and lick 👅 up all that gravy 🍦we need to sleep 😴 in and sleep 🛌 around 🌍 . This means 😋 LONGER 🍆 mornings and shorter 😒 😡😠 evenings. more time 🕰️ to ride 🚗 that morning 🌄WOOD 🌲 . So send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your most fuckable 😜😛 fall 🪵🍂 fiends 🦐🪱🐝🐔‼️ if you want your pumpkin 🎃 smashed 👌🏽👈🏽. Get 🔟 back and you’ll get your pumpkin 🎃 creampied 🍰. Get 5️⃣ back 😂😍😝 and you have some more 💯 leaves 🍃 to rake 🧹. get none 0️⃣ back and gobble 🦃 gobble 🇹🇷 your turkey 🍗 meat is all dried up! 🛎️🥸🧐😩

      Zamazenta here is about to sit on my face

        Zamazenta here is about to sit on my face. She is the largest and heaviest creature that I willingly let sit on my face. Zamazenta is 9’ 06” and she weighs 463.0 lbs. Zamazenta needs to be in her normal forme when she sits on my face. She is MUCH heavier in her crowned forme; thus, too heavy to sit on my face. I would die immediately. This forme is okay.
        
        The same rules apply when Zamazenta sits on my face as any other female. I am not allowed to tell Zamazenta to get off my face, Zamazenta can sit on my face for however long she wants, and I am required to lick Zamazenta’s vagina the entire time Zamazenta is sitting on my face and swallow anything that I lick up. Licking Zamazenta’s vagina while she sits on my face is a bit weird. This is because her vagina is so large that my entire face is planted in her vagina. Therefore, licking her vagina means that I am licking the inside walls of Zamazenta’s vagina. Also, since Zamazenta can sit on my face as long as she wants, sometimes it could mean my death because of it because of her heaviness.
        
        Zamazenta is what is referred to as a “facesitting creature”. A facesitting creature is considered a sex creature. Since Zamazenta is a sex creature, we were required to do all of the main four sexual acts for our very first sexual encounter, peeing in my mouth, vagina licking, facesitting, and sexual intercourse. Zamazenta first had to pee in my mouth, then I had to lick her vagina, then Zamazenta had to sit on my face, and then we had to have sexual intercourse. Zamazenta was exempt from sitting on my face because of her size and weight class, but because she was going to be a facesitting

        Morbius

          ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣿⣿⣿⣎⣿⣹⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠈⠛⣿⣿⠿⠿⠋⠉⠁⠄⠙⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣦⣤⣤⣴⣶⡤⠤⣶⣾⣿⣤⣄⡀⣨⣛⡁⠠⣾⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠄⢀⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣋⣁⣸⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠍⣿⣿⠟⠁⠐⠄⠃⢸⣿⢋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡾⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣴⣷⠿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡆⡄⣬⣣⢿⣾⣶⠄⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠋⠁⡟⣻⠻⣿⠇⠄⣿⠻⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡝⢀⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠱⢠⣀⡀⣤⡾⢁⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣅⡠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢹⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀ ⢸⣿⣿⣷⡀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣾ ⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇ ⠀⠀⠉⠙⠉⠉⠁⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀

          My boyfriend is spending $1000/month on OnlyFans woman

            I (31F) have been with my boyfriend (30M) for a year, and we’re moving in together. I do accounting so I’m calculating our finances to estimate what we can afford. I noticed a $1000 charge EVERY month on his statements. I asked about it and he said it’s for OnlyFans woman. He says he's never cheated and never will and he's never met or talked to this woman. She's American so he says there is no chance of anything happening, but there’s no reason to stop paying once we live together.
            
            I'm stunned. My boyfriend is a simp. There are no other words. I do not object to the pornography with consenting adults and I don't care if he looks at it. But we’ve been together for a year. Continued simping when we live together and merge our finances is red flag. I've said I'm uncomfortable and won't live with him if he continues simping, but he just repeats the never cheated act. I feel like I'm being gaslighted because now he's angry I won't live with him. I needed to get this out to process because I was so shocked when I found out my boyfriend is a simp.

            Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven but every “nevermore” is replaced with “go fuck yourself”

              Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more.”
              
              Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Nameless here for evermore.
              
              And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating “’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door— Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;— This it is and nothing more.”
              
              Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, “Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;— Darkness there and nothing more.
              
              Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?” This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”— Merely this and nothing more.
              
              Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore— Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;— ’Tis the wind and nothing more!”
              
              Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door— Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door— Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
              
              Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, “Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven “Go fuck yourself.”
              
              Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
              
              Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door— Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as “Go fuck yourself.”
              
              But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
              
              That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered— Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before— On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.” Then the bird said “Go fuck yourself.”
              
              Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
              
              “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore— Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore Of ‘Go- go fuck yourself’.”
              
              But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
              
              Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore— What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “Go fuck yourself.”
              
              This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
              
              To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er, But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er, She shall press, ah, Go fuck yourself!
              
              Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
              
              Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. “Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore; Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!” Quoth the Raven “Go fuck yourself.”
              
              “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
              
              Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted— On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore— Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!” Quoth the Raven “Go fuck yourself.”
              
              “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
              
              By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore— Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.” Quoth the Raven “Go fuck yourself.”
              
              “Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
              
              “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!” Quoth the Raven “Go fuck yourself.”
              
              And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
              
              On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted—Go fuck yourself!