Coach Prime calling it like it is!!!!!!1!! ALWAYS!!!! How can you not Love ❤️ him and want the best for him and his whole family 👨👩👧👦!!! am sure he would be a great NFL Coach too! It a MAN 👨 like Coach Prime is right where he belongs BUILDING 👷MEN! 👬Can't wait to see your future Coach Your a legend ON and OFF the Field! My Favorite story EVER was Desmond taking a return back Vs. The Atlanta Falcons! Then when Coach or really at this point Prime Time told the Kickoff return man to get out of the game (as Prime Time was the Punt Returner at that point) then he proceeded to take back Prime Times own TD return! I remember Coach saying he was s000000 mad 😡 about Desmond bringing a TD return back he got so mad and proceeded to do the same! NOW THAT IS WHAT PRIME TIME was all about! What a Wonderful WINNER 🏆 and THE BEST SHOWMAN! EXACTLY what the people wanted to see! COACH PRIME BETTER DO his TD DANCE 🕺 when he wins the NCAA Championship 🏆!!!! I would love to see that again many times! In and EndZone too!!!!
My roommate keeps fucking his bed. How do I approach this?
I honestly don’t know how else to put it.
So for context, my roommate warned me that he “sometimes sleeptalked” at night, but I had gotten extremely unlucky with my first two roommates… they were absolutely terrible. Inconsiderate, spoiled, and disgusting. Therefore, a clean, tidy, hygienic roommate sounded great and I thought that a little sleeptalking wouldn’t hurt anyone.
The sleeptalking I can handle. The sleepfucking, on the other hand, I cannot handle. For clarification, the “sleeptalking” went from a few mumbles and groans (the first month) to nightly violent spring squeaking coming across the room.
This man will literally be pounding his mattress at 4 in the morning (it’s currently 4:30 and he’s just woken me up after rawdogging his mattress again). It got to the point where I had to use earplugs to sleep… but that caused me to miss my alarm and therefore, a class.
The other disturbing part is that he calls out names. He is currently single, and unfortunately, we have the same friend group. So occasionally, I’ll hear one of their names moaned out in the middle of the night. Here’s what woke me up half an hour ago.
squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak “uuuunghhhhhh Lauren” squeak squeak “oh fuck yeah” squeak
It only stops when 1: he climaxes. 2: he fucks the bed so violently that he bounces his himself up the bed and hits his head on the wall.
I have no idea how to approach this with him, since he’s very shy and tends to avoid/get quiet when there are sexual discussions (when he’s awake, at least.) I wouldn’t want to make it awkward, but I can’t deal with him waking me up all the time. How should I approach this?
Damn lil mama! Haha I would do anything and I mean ANYTHING to get a sniff lmfao!... I'm jk heh 😣 unless you don't mind then I'm fs down girl Hahaha jk jk. HOT DAMN you are so beautiful 🤤. I know we have been friends for years but I've been waiting till you were single to say something to you gourges 😍 let's say... I take you out sometime? Movie? Dinner? It's on me! Or maybe just maybe let's say we skip all those steps and head straight back to my place and go all the way to 2nd base.... HA just kidding I joke I joke, don't take me so seriously, I just don't know how to compose myself when I see your beauty and that beautiful body of yours OwO. Please respond when you can I would love to hear from a perfect angel as yourself ❤️
Genuinely, there are a myriad of pretty girls on campus. I'm in awe every time I enter because they're all gifted with remarkable genetics. I can't help but admire all the beautiful girls at school because l've never seen so many before lollil
"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
Official Statement Regarding My Mom.
Ok, I’m sorry for the off topic thread, but I feel like this needs to be said. Yesterday, at around 6:46 PM Eastern Time, a fellow redditoir in this sub- who I won’t name- claimed that they “slept with my mom”.
Let me get something straight. This anonymous redditoir didn’t sleep with my mom. In fact, none of you have ever and will never do something liek that. I know that for a fact.
So, please, nobody believe them. If you’ve seen the comment in question, just ignore them. Ok? Thanks
I’m sorry for derailing the chicanery but this needed to be said.
