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My favorite character is the reaper guy

    Reaper guy from Overwatch copypasta
    My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

    Bastion is a way of life

      It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

      I have realised that Lamar’s roast is actually incredible.

        By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse. The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most standout and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious. Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts. Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.

        Bheeeeeeemm!!🦧 Bheem ki shaktiiiii ⚡

          Bheeeeeeemm! 🦧
          
          Bheem ki shakti ⚡, dhoom machaye 😩, general wale 🤡, maa chudaye 🙏🏻. Quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥳, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😘, Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥰.
          
          Dil ka ye rangeen 🏳‍🌈, seats khane ki machine 😄... Reservation ka shaukeen 🛐. Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥸. SC/ST ka ye yaar 😜, OBC ka madadgaar 🥵. Haa haa haa, general ki maare ye gaand 🍑. Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😳. General ki naukri kha jaye Bheem, shakti aisi dikhaye 🤟.
          
          Bheeeeeeemm! 🦧
          
          Bheem ki shakti ⚡, dhoom machaye 😩, general wale 🤡, maa chudaye 🙏🏻. Quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥳, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😘, Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥰.
          Bheeeeeeemm!!🦧 Bheem ki shaktiiiii ⚡ Dhoom machaye 😩 General walee 🤡 Maa chudaye 🙏🏻 Quota bheem Quota bheem 🥳 Quota bheem Quota bheem😘 Bheem bheem bheem 💪 Quota bheem quota bheem 🥰 Dil ka ye rangeen 🏳‍🌈 Seats khane ki machine😄 Reservation ka shaukeen🛐 Bheem bheem bheem 💪 Quota bheem quota bheem 🥸 SC/ST ka ye yaar😜 OBC ka madadgaar🥵 Haa haa haa, General ki maare ye gaan🍑 Bhim bhim bhim💪 Quota bheem Quota bheem😳 General ki naukri kha jaye ; bheem shakti aisi dikhaye🤟 Bheeeemm🛐 Bheem ki shaktiiiii ⚡ Dhoom machaye 😩 General walee 🤡 Maa chudaye 🙏🏻 Quota bheem Quota bheem 🥳 Quota bheem Quota bheem😘 Bheem bheem bheem 💪 Quota bheem quota bheem 🥰

          Taking a shit saved my life

            A story about how taking a shit saved someones life
            I was ready to kill myself, I had the suicide note ready and everything. Before heading out to buy some rope for a hangmans noose I suddenly had the urge to shit and figured, why the hell not, one last shit wouldn't hurt. Sat down on the toilet and opened up twitter since I always get bored on the toilet. Saw a funny thread, liked it, and shared it with the only real friend I have.
            
            After taking a shit I realised I no longer had the urge to buy the rope. My 'post-shit clarity' came to my senses and I started thinking about all the things I would leave behind like my siblings, my friends, and my dog and rabbit, and how distraught they would be if I went through with my actions.
            
            No longer do I feel the need to kill myself. Although I may not have much to live for, I would still be leaving behind friends and family, so I will keep trying my best to make them proud.
            
            Thank you, poop.

            Roblox Female Face

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