Rok 2035
Korea Północna jest w posiadaniu rakiety z głowicą nuklearną o zasięgu 40 000 km.
'Generale Ping Pong, cel nowy jork'
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Umierający z niedożywienia naukowiec źle podłączył klona ardiuno.
Rakieta leci w drugą stronę.
Cel: Łódź Bałuty.
USA dalej nie dało tarczy.
Rakieta w zasięgu radarów.
Trzeba ostrzec mieszkańców.
syrena.wav
'GRAZYNA WYŁONCZ FAMILJADE JAKIEŚ ŚWIENTO JEST STÓJ NA BACZNOŚĆ MINUTA CISZY'
Straty oszacowano na 32zł
1. Rok 2035
2. Korea Północna jest w posiadaniu rakiety z głowicą nuklearną o zasięgu 40 000 km.
3. 'Generale Ping Pong, cel nowy jork'
4. czerwonyguzik.gif
5. Umierający z niedożywienia naukowiec źle podłączył klona ardiuno.
6. Rakieta leci w drugą stronę.
7. Cel: Łódź Bałuty.
8. USA dalej nie dało tarczy.
9. Rakieta w zasięgu radarów.
10. Trzeba ostrzec mieszkańców.
11. syrena.wav
12. 'GRAZYNA WYŁONCZ FAMILJADE JAKIEŚ ŚWIENTO JEST STÓJ NA BACZNOŚĆ MINUTA CISZY'
13. mielone.jpg
14. Straty oszacowano na 32zł
English Translation
Year 2035
North Korea has a missile with a nuclear warhead with a range of 40,000 km.
'General Ping Pong, target new york'
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A scientist dying of malnutrition miswired an Arduino clone.
The rocket flies the other way.
Destination: Lodz Bałuty.
The US still didn't give the shield.
Rocket within radar range.
We need to warn the people.
siren.wav
'GRAZYNA WYŁONCZ FAMILJADE IT'S A HOLIDAY STAND ATTENTION A MINUTE OF SILENCE'
Losses were estimated at PLN 32
incrível a semelhança que eu tenho com o light yagami de death note, além de sermos literalmente iguais... temos o mesmo mindset, ambos somos extremamente frios e estrategistas em nossa forma de pensar e agir... bizarro '-' ele me representa muito, somos dois deuses nesse mundo.
It's amazing the similarity I have with Light Yagami (Death Note), besides being literally the same ... we have the same mindset, we are both extremely cold and strategists in our way of thinking and acting ... bizarre '-' he represents me, we are two gods in this world
You're not just incorrect, you're also stupid. I mean that sincerely. You're not a very smart person and you never will be. For your entire life, the majority of the people in every room you enter, are smarter than you are. The problem with stupid people is that they are helpless to help themselves, and if they are given the opportunity to make decisions, they will inevitably hurt themselves and the people around them. This is what makes stupid people not just ridiculous, but also dangerous. You are a dangerous stupid person, which is only amplified by your courage to speak. I am afraid there is no cure for stupidity (you're born with it, and a good portion seems genetic).
Here's my best suggestion, as a smart person, to a stupid person, who needs help. Find the help you need from experts. DO NOT TRUST YOURSELF. You are stupid. You will have to rely on those more educated or more understanding of the world. The hardest part for you, will be deciding who is the "expert" or who has the right advice. Luckily, I have a solution for you. Ask other people in the field of expertise, who they feel are worthy of your time and energy. Other people (smarter than you) will be able to tell the differences between intelligence where you cannot. They will be able to perceive the blind spot. For example, if you need advice on buying a home, talk to other people who have purchased home (but this is key) ONLY take advice from people who have a proven track record of success and who they suggest speaking with.
Not all opinions are equally valid. Your opinion is worthless, so to help add value to your actions you need to find opinions that are trusted and held somewhat valid by your smarter colleagues and peers. You will be unable to help yourself otherwise. You simply do not have the mental capacity for the kind of abstract thought required to process the information at higher levels. Please don't feel bad. The majority of the world is in your situation and they can't help it either.
I was sadly laid off from my job a few days ago. My circadian rhythm has been off as a result, so I decided to head down to my local GameStop to mentally reset (and maybe pick up a few Funko Pops & more batteries).
The store looked immaculate (obviously). It even passed what I call 'the white glove test', which is where I put on a single white glove and go around touching things to see if I collect any dust.
After a few minutes of testing, it dawned upon me that the kid working there didn't greet me upon entering, so I strode up to the counter to confront him.
"Everything ok?" I coolly asked, disguising the true rage burning inside of me.
He just sort of nodded, asking if there was anything he could help me with and why I was walking around touching things with gloves on.
"Heh. Just thought I'd pop in to see how my store is doing." I replied. "Looks good. Though, I couldn't help but notice that you failed to greet me when I entered the building, which is a real problem - here at GameStop we greet all of our customers."
Visibly confused, he asked me if I was a corporate employee or something.
"Employee? Not legally. I am however a shareholder, which makes me a part owner and, technically, your boss."
In that moment, he knew that he fucked up; he began to stammer out an apology, but I wasn't having it. This kid just disrespected a shareholder.
"Look, kid," I interrupted, puffing out my chest to look as big and intimidating as I could. "You should be thankful that we've given you the opportunity to work for the most innovative tech giant on the planet. Failing to greet people hurts the customer experience. Hurting the customer experience brings down company profits. My profits. And I'll be dead before a little piss baby like you is gonna fuck with my money. Keep it up, and you won't have to worry about greeting people anymore. Understood?"
I began to leave, all the while he just sort of stared at me, shaking his head and asking what I was talking about.
"Oh, and one more thing," I added, one foot out the door. "I'll be having this Funko Pop on the house." and I grabbed the nearest one and left without paying.
I haven't been back to the store since, but I imagine that the kid now has everything shipshape and has been greeting every customer since. It feels good to help my company!
H-h-h--hhhhh-hh-hhHewwoooo *rubs on your chest* Your chwest is swoft *breaks your spine* Woopsied I dwid a little poopie!!! Let me mwake you fweel bwetter *snaps your cock in half* Wowzaies!!
