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Zombie pigmen from Minecraft

    the zombie pigmen from Minecraft are SO UNBELIEVABLY hot. Fucking sluts. they're CONSTANTLY just walking around constantly groaning & moaning, showing off their Hard shiny pigman abs. I want a zombie pigman to fuck me like a desperate toy & chain me up in his dungeon only to be fucked without mercy And eaten. I want to be vored- NEED by them so badly. I want them to make me unable to move for weeks straight, feed me nothing but Their cum & rotten flesh & kick me & beat me 24/7. I want- no, NEED them to use me as a toilet. I have destroyed 5 Zombie pigmen body pillows due to the Sheer amount of piss, shit & cum on them, and i Will do it again. i will sell all Of my personal belongings just for a change of being sexually crunched & Eaten up by a zombie Pigmen.


    I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum

      I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum. Unlike God, Cum leaves tangible evidence of its existence behind. I'd like to see God leave cum or something. Can't do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I'm more scared of punishment from cum than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas cum offers cum. Cum > God

      Hoevember

        SORRY SLUTS‼️😔🎃 COCKTOBER🎃IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️♀️🚫BUT DON'T✖️ WORRY💁🏻‍♀️♀️HOEVEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏼🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👀🙏🏻 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗 TURKEY 🍗 ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING 🍑 STUFFED 🍑🌚 TONIGHT 🌚‼️ PREPARE🤞🏻UR PUSSIES👉🏻👉🏻 FOR SOME CUMKIN💦 PIE 🥧 CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃 UP THAT SLOW ROASTED 🐔 COCK🐔 NOW 👇🏻 GIVE THAT TURKEY🐔 SOME GOOD 👍🏻 OL' JERKY ✊💦 AND GIVE (or receive 👀😉) THANKS FOR THAT GOOD DICK 🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7‼️ OF YOUR BEST HOES👯‍♀️♀️ TO LET THEM KNOW YOURE THANKFUL 🙏🏻 FOR HOEVEMBER 👏🏻👏🏻

        8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut.

          8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut. curves slightly to the left. tip is F7BFD3 pink, shaft is a creamy brown. Four distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven.

          Kiriko from Overwatch is so hot

            Holy fuck blizzard knew what they were doing with their new characters. Kiriko is so fucking hot that my balls quiver at just the sight of her. It's hard to play her in game because she takes more than one hand. From her soft and fuckable face to the cute fox ears, everything is JUST PERFECT. They must have spent hours carefully designing her luscious thighs and cute face. Her outfit makes it even better because all you have to do is pull of those skintight pants and boom, you're ready for the night of your life. I wonder if she's freaky in bed... She probably uses her ult during sex which will make you cum in HALF of the time that it would usually take. I can't resist my self when I see this cute UwU japanese girl like holy shit she is perfectly made. If I was genji I wouldn't even care if she was related bruh I'm tapping that ass DAILY. I want to taste the donuts in her mouth, and pet her fox while doing the sex. Whenever we have sex we won't be alone because her fluffy friend will always be there watching. Some people have called me 'downbad' BUT I DONT CARE ANYMORE!!! I spent money on her $20 Athleisure skin just so I can stare at the that booty for hours. Dude she is so caked up that I start barking and slobberin irl not even gonna lie. Seeing that midriff with the small white Tshirt just makes me infinitely more horny. There are so many wild things I would do to her, I've already bought all of the merchandise and plushies I could find. At this point I have probably lost enough cum to fill up a silo to her. When I first saw her, I instantly came in my undies. I am probably THE MOST DOWN BAD OVERWATCH PLAYER AND IM PROUD OF IT.

            Why does My Sister’s Panties Smell like My Dad’s Cum

              I snuck into my sister's room to smell her panties but her laundry bin was sadly empty, she must have just done a wash. But she was still wearing one pair in bed so I went over and gave it a big whiff while jerking and realised it smelled vaguely similar to my dad's cum. It's so weird, how can a girls farts smell like a guys semen? Science is strange.