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I really want to fuck Mostima

    I really want to fuck Mostima. No I don't think you guys heard me right. I like really really want make love to Mostima. Ever since launch this Blue Berry Pie been on my mind. Fucking girl is the most sinful looking piece of divine ass this side of Terra.

I keep thinking about her looking at me with those Saphire eyes and that puuure blue hair. I dream of her winking at me and sticking out that blue tounge.

Ah man that Tounge. I've had many restless nights thinking about the sinful pleasures she can do with her tounge. Just picturing her taking me with her mouth. Aghh. I better not go there, I'm already getting hawt. Fuck I just thought of her eating cereal and having milk splashing on her blue tounge.

If her mouth is blue, I bet for a certainity that her lower mouth is also blue. Shit now I need a new change of pants. See how aroused I get by imagining Mostima naked. I mean c'mon the carpet surely matches the drapes right?

I'm ready for round two. I dream of her using her Arts in bed. Just at how long she can draw out that final climatic moment with a little twist of time. How mind blowing the love making would be and the curious journey of her cute tail. Ya, yall know what I'm talkin about.....butt stuff. She be into butt stuff. I'm just saying once you get into timey whiney blamy butt stuff, nothing is ever going to beat that and Mostima surely is the best at it.

Look at this girl, she's like Kurumi and Dio mixed into one perfect hot goddess of temporal beauty. Not to mention she has the voice of Naruto's wife. Ya know the big tiddy GF on Naruto that everyone know will always be best gurl because Sakura be shallow and got kicked to the curb when she got preggy by some emo that should have died 100 episodes ago.

Woah holy shit guys. I was a good Christian boy and I went to church and prayed. I am gonna get a Blue Berry waifu. I told my parents and they called me a weeb but we'll see who's laughing after I start making love to a blue berry flavored Angel. Be thankful and be blessed everyone! 🤤❤️

Oh ya, I can't wait for the uncensored lewd handholding I'm going to be doing with Mostima. 🤤

Pss: Her banner is soooooon

    How to suck dick: a thread✨

      STEP 1: suck it while soft, when it’s soft you can take the entire penis in your mouth without the need to relax your throat, use your hand to massage and stroke, while you take the head with your mouth be gentle and go slow you can increase pressure and speed as it grows

STEP 2: use your hands and wrap one hand around the base of the penis so that you can stroke in time with the up and down motion of your mouth; u can use all five fingers while letting ur index and thumb (like the 👌🏼) to control the pressure and stroke

STEP 3: roll your tongue, a good blowjob is more than sucking. your tongue should be rolling, twirling, and swirling the entire time! the non-stop, constant motion of ur tongue combined with the movement of your hands will create a symphony of sensation

STEP 4: hollow your cheeks, like ur slurping a lollipop, sucking the air out of your mouth in this way will create suction which will provide more sensation. let ur partner’s response control the amount of suction; u don’t wanna suck too hard

STEP 5: cover your teeth with your lips. relax your jaw and breathe thru your nose. this will give a buffer between your teeth and your partner’s goods! so unless told otherwise, keep your teeth to yourself

STEP 6: penis and testicles are a package deal, so don’t forget the balls! most penis havers love having their balls played with; lick them. gently suck them. cup them in your hands while you service the shaft; most importantly, don’t forget to just have fun and enjoy<3

      Guys i love my italian gf but

        guys i love my italian gf but theres just one thing thats bothering me. everytime i ask for a blowjob she gets me erect and then pulls out a wedge of parmesan, says "tell me when to stop", and starts grating parmesan on my dick. when i say "stop" she puts away the grater and starts sucking on my parmesan covered meat like nothing happened. it this normal? i love her and we're happy together, but whenever i try to bring this up she just winks and changes the topic.

        The creation of Femboy

          For years you foolish women ignored our growing powers

We invented Soft-boys, but it still wasn’t enough for our Chad leaders. We developed Emo-boys, closer, but still not enough. We made Eboys, and for a while, it was good, until our scientists crafted cat boys, but still, we knew we could go further. Finally, in true genius, we forged the femboys. Now mankind can become men. Now women are obsolete. We have produced a caste of Mandom who fulfil your role, AND, can wear cat ears.

it is a mantastic time to be alive.

          [TUTORIAL] Como desenvolver esquizofrenia

            Materiais necessários:

5 cômodos na casa;
5 rádios;
5 pendrives;
5 papagaios;
1 computador.

Execução:

Grave 5 áudios diferentes.
1° áudio: "que barulho foi esse?"
2° áudio: "hoje você morre!"
3° áudio: "você não é bem-vindo aqui. vou te matar"
4° áudio: "quando menos esperar, eu vou te matar"
5° áudio: "meu sonho é te esfaquear"

Após gravar, salve um áudio em cada pendrive, conecte cada pendrive em seu respectivo rádio e coloque cada rádio em seu respectivo cômodo. Cada cômodo terá um papagaio. Deixe os áudios rolarem o dia inteiro até eles decorarem as frases.

Após isso, é hora de soltar todos. O caos começará a partir daí.

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            [TUTORIAL] How to develop schizophrenia

Necessary materials:

5 rooms in the house;
5 radios;
5 flash drives;
5 parrots;
1 computer.

Execution:

Record 5 different audios.
1st audio: "What was that noise?"
2nd audio: "today you die!"
3rd audio: "you are not welcome here. I will kill you"
4th audio: "when you least expect it, I'm going to kill you"
5th audio: "my dream is to stab you"

After recording, save an audio on each pendrive, connect each pendrive to its respective radio and place each radio in its respective room. Each room will have a parrot. Let the audios play all day until they memorize the phrases.

After that, it's time to release them all. Chaos will begin from there.

            Minha namorada é gostosa demais e isso é um problema

              Basicamente o título. Minha namorada é gostosa demais e eu quero comer ela o tempo todo, tipo, O TEMPO TODO. Ela literalmente chega perto de mim e meu pau fica duro igual uma perna-manca.


Hoje é dia dos namorados e minha rainha não tá afim de transar porque tá frio e ela acabou de garganta roca, toda doentinha. Tou cuidando dela mas é difícil esconder o mastro do Holandês Voador que fica querendo velejar o tempo todo


Enfim, não trocaria minha irmã por nada, e eu vou casar com ela. Ela é meu amor eterno mas puta que pariu pense numa situaçao

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              My girlfriend is too hot and that's a problem

Basically the title. My girlfriend is super hot and I want to fuck her all the time, like, ALL THE TIME. She literally walks close to me and my dick gets hard like a limp leg.


Today is Valentine's Day and my queen doesn't feel like having sex because it's cold and she ended up with a rosy throat, all sick. I'm taking care of her but it's hard to hide the mast of the Flying Dutchman who wants to sail all the time


Anyway, I wouldn't trade my sister for anything, and I'm going to marry her. She is my eternal love but holy shit think of a situation