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Flareon

    Wholesome Flareon copypasta
    Based on the original Vaporeon copypasta
    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
    Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, that flareon may not be the best suited when compared to its cousins such as vaporeon or umbreon. But it's small physique and lightweight of 2'11" and 25kg, it would serve a tight but usable delight for your tight desires.
    
    Along with its egg group of 'field' a Flareon is very capable of breeding with humanoid creatures unlike its cousin vaporeon. Its exp growth of medium to fast also allows it to quickly adjust to your body and what you desire, allowing for a more pleasurable experience. Flareon has a very impressive base attack and decent defences that are perfect for those who desire to be dominated, but its lower defensive stat allows you to return what it had given you, but its high special defence allow for all sorts of mental and emotional abuse, and it will power right through.
    
    Flareon does have an issue of its body reaching 1,700 degrees celsius, but as with other pokemon from the fire typing, they are not expressly immune to the flames, meaning that the genitalia would be much cooler as to not harm other Flareons, meaning it will provide a warm, but satiable hole. With Flareon's ability to learn moves such as endure, attract, stored power, charm, and scary face, it has the express ability to satiate the needs you want, being able to endure so much satisfaction, and charming you until you cum, then it will release all it has endured along with you.
    
    This is all without mentioning its other physical features. Flareon’s have manes of fur, ponytails and fluffy tails, the rest of their body covered in warm orange fur. This makes handling the Flareon easy as you’re able to grab the fur around its neck and manipulate it as you please, using it to choke or trap it from escaping. The tail makes it easier to latch onto as well, being able to stop it moving unless you want it to. The lack of protective fur around its chest makes its nipples easy to view and manipulate, allowing you freedom to use it as you please.
    
    In fact, one of Flareon’s hidden abilities is Guts, making it so that whenever the Flareon is affected by a status effect, their Attack increases by 50%, this means that you and your Flareon are able to get into some kinky situations! SO, should your Flareon be asleep and you need to relieve yourself, they’ll be immediately ready, giving back 1.5 times the pleasure as usual! This also works with paralyse, should your desires be to restrict your Flareon, allowing you complete freedom over its body. It’s that simple! Even more though, with your Flareon’s guts ability and its ability to learn sleep talk, you can perform played out rape for the weird people, and it can still use its increase sleeping damage to unconsciously return what you give it.
    
    But more than that, Flareon is the most huggable pokemon in terms of Human and Pokemon companionship. Not only is it able to warm its body up to the perfect hugging temperature, but it also has the aforementioned fluffy orange fur, that is no doubt incredibly soft. But more than this, because of its special defence stat, its able to withstand any emotional venting and be perfectly fine, meaning that a Flareon can cure your depression if treated right!
    
    There is no doubt that Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon when talking in terms of Male Human and Female Pokemon breedability, however Flareon is second second to none when comparing a long term relationship. Flareon has a resistance to any emotional damage meaning that they’ll be by your side no matter what, their high attack stat means that the Flareon will never fail to be able to please you, using every single skill in their arsenal to make you happy. Flareon’s body is practically designed for use, perfectly inviting and built for the long haul, the Flareon’s loyalty never failing to be by your side.

    My wife confided in me recently that she has a scat fetish. I love her so we tried it this weekend but I really didn’t enjoy it.

      My wife is into scat
      I'm on a throwaway since I don't want to talk about this on my main. So about a week ago my wife told me she thought the idea of eating my asshole was hot and she wanted to do it. I thought that was kind of weird so I laughed and said I guess we can try it but I asked her what was do hot about it and either some gentle prodding I got to the heart of the issue. She wanted to try eating my shit.
      
      I love my wife so, so much. We've been married for 6 years, have two beautiful children and a wonderful life together. I figured that I could at least try it even though the thought makes me squeamish. For her. She definitely does sexual things (albeit a bit more "normal" things) for me that don't really get her off so I thought what's the harm?
      
      Well she took the kids to her moms house yesterday and told me to shower. I showed and she had a drink for me when I got out. I drank a couple more then we went to the bathroom and got naked and she laid in the tub (for easy cleanup) and I crouched over her with my asshole exposed. She started kissing and licking it while rubbing my cock which honestly was not unpleasant. Then it got a bit weird. She was moaning and playing with herself while eating my ass then she moaned "Feed me baby. I want your shit. I want it all." I tried to poop but it was really weird and uncomfortable. Right as I started to feel it slipping out I heard her moan "Fuck yes!" then she sucked the small piece of shit right out of my asshole and started eating it. I felt so gross and uncomfortable that I honestly almost started crying. I watched the mother of my children and the woman I love suck a nugget of shit out of my ass and eat it. It was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life and I need to talk to her because she texted me today that she wants to eat more of my "special brownies" and I haven't responded. I'm going to have to sit her down and tell her I don't think I can ever do that again.

      There have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.

        As of Tuesday, October 25, 2022 at 3:53 AM EST, there have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.
        
        This is 1 quintrillion, 33 quadrillion, 372 trillion, 734 billion, 890 million, 811 thousand and 433 messages.
        
        The human population of Earth is around <8 billion people.
        
        This means the number of messages on Discord is one 125,000,000 times the population of planet Earth.
        
        Not once in any of these messages has anyone ever asked for your opinion.

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          We need to ban the vomiting emoji

            Vomiting emoji needs to be ban
            So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.
            
            I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.
            
            This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

            Did among us turn my son gay?

              Among Us made my son gay
              Did among us turn my son gay? Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. ryland screams and calls him sus! I think is is internet terminology for homosexual? Does ryland know something about shane that i dont? Is he a gay psychopath? Moms please give some advice, I do not want a sus son.