I need help. I've been with this girl for about 5 months now. Everything was fine up until she started doing this thing called "Post Nut Shitting"
I'm not fucking kidding. I wish I was. Every time we do anything, she tells me "It is time for my post nut shit", smiles to herself, gets up, and goes to the bathroom. And look, I know girls usually pee or whatever after sex because its reduces the chance of an infection or something (reddit dont crucify me if im wrong thats just how I remember it) but she makes it clear she is shitting in there. She even makes comments afterwards. If we have sex multiple times she will sit in the bathroom after each time for up to 15 minutes doing god knows what (Cant be shitting, this is her 3rd time in there?). I honestly have no idea where this comes from. I stopped laughing at it the second or so time shes done this. It has become a consistent thing now and it honestly is grossing me out, especially since now I cant even fuck her without thinking about her stupid fucking post nut shit.
How the hell do I even begin to talk to her about this. Is this a fucking meme or something??
Edit : Is this a tiktok trend or something? Someone said their GF apparently does this too.
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