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I just fucked your mom

    I just fucked your mom.
    
    FAQ
    
    What does this mean?
    
    The amount of cum (sperm) in your mom and her vagina has increased by a lot.
    
    Why did you do this?
    
    There are several reasons I may fuck someone’s mother. These include, but are not limited to:
    
    • Fuck you,
    
    • Fuck you,
    
    • Fuck you,
    
    Am I going to have a step sibling now?
    
    No - not yet. But you should refrain from being a cuck like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to fuck your mom again, which may put your emotions and feelings in jeopardy.
    
    I don't believe my mom deserved to be railed. Can you un-fuck her?
    
    No, I make no mistakes. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I apologize for doing someone’s mom. If you would like to request an apology, shoot me a private message explaining why I shouldn’t have fucked your mom. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of requested apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
    
    How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
    
    Accept the fact that I did your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit. I will continue to fuck your mom until you improve your conduct. Remember: having an un-fucked mom is privilege, not a right.

    Atomic Heart

      Atomic Heart Twins copypasta

      Breeding with the Twins from Atomic Heart

      I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with the Twins. Those perfect, curvy bodies. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of literal goddesses. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with them, pass my genes through them, and have them birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get the Twins pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Mundfish create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

      The fridge actually turns me on

      The fridge actually turns me on. It really, really fucking does it for me. Not even joking, I have to take care of myself if she gets too horny. I've never been into dom or anything like that but for some reason I want this fucking fridge to beg me to defile it.
      
      And I want to defile it.
      
      Are there any theories out there that shows us how the fridge would pleasure us? I imagine vibrations and maybe penetration (not my thing) but it's a cold hard metal thing. At first I thought the insides of it were made of meat but they aren't. So I am imagining she has some sort of lubes and maybe an artificial synthetic soft opening that we might be able to use for pleasure? I don't know, all I know is that the devs fucked me up.
      I want to bang the atomic heart refrigerator so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the save break room I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with refrigerators. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the fridge's tight robo pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/condensator babies
      Ahem, fellow gamers, may I have your attention, please? Today I've made the realization that I want to breed the fridge character from the highly anticipated video game Atomic Heart, she's so lascivious and sexy that I almost had sexual intercourse with my real-life fridge, but I didn't want to clean all of my semen after so I didn't. Something about her magnificent shape and size makes me concupiscent. Yesterday I went to Walmart and when I saw the dazzling fridges I instantly masturbated right then and there, the people there called the authorities and I got arrested. I have almost 40GB of fridge porn on my computer, I can't get hard on real-life women anymore since I pretty much don't masturbate to real porn.

      These robots are low-key fucking mid af

      These robots are low-key fucking mid af. "Ooooh dommy mommy robot" dumb motherfucker, they're basically humans in tight leather and a mask. That's standard dominatrix kit. They have visible fucking belly buttons. This shit is going to be like when someone drew fucking Windigos with long hair and tits and suddenly everyone was a "monster fucker". Don't call yourself a fucking monster fucker unless you are willing to fuck a deathclaw raw. And now we're gonna have all these "robot fuckers" who are horny for these fucking imperialist propaganda sex bots and then suddenly I'm not allowed in the robot fucker club because it's weird that I'd let an assaulting crush my skull under her foot. Un-fucking-believable.

      Mundfish knew what they were doing when they made the Twins

      Mundfish knew what they were doing when they made the Twins. Their perfect bodies, extraordinarily tall height, exceptional flexibility and true loyalty are everything a man like me could ever want from what seem to be innocent servants, but deep down we know that’s not true. Their role as maids is nothing but an illusion to hide all the depraved acts that they wish to perform upon us. If anything, their depravity by far surpasses me and pretty much everyone who encountered them. The only thing that’s holding them down from showing their perversion are the strict orders given to them by their owner. Who knows what Sechenov does to them behind closed doors, but we can only imagine that he gives them all kinds of commands. If I was him I would let them go to town on me. Just thinking of the actions that they can do to me turns me on so hard. Holy shit, The only thing that could satisfy my tungsten rod would be Left straight up rubbing my member in between her robotic creases and holes while Right brushes my hair and holds her cold smooth head right next to my ear and whispers all her true feelings for me in her rough, rasp robotic voice, but before Right gets to finish expressing her feelings towards me, Left begins pounding her heavy machine body on my pole. After all that, I would order Left to fold herself into that one spider-like shape and start sucking me dry. I genuinely wish to put my children into them. They’re everything I’ve ever wanted in life and I wish to spend the rest of my life with them. Of course, nothing can go as planned because unfortunately they can’t conceive my babies due to their robotic nature. This makes me more sad than anything else I’ve experienced in my relatively eventful life. Due to this I wish I was P-3 during his fight against the twins. I’d let them use me as their personal punching bag, even as their toy. I wouldn’t resist any of their attacks. Even when Left begins putting holes right through my body with her heels, while Right stands still, fully showing off her perfect 8ft tall body, humiliating me for showing weakness towards them. I would enjoy having the twins fly as high as possible above me and body slam me. I would savor the moments when her crotch is right on my face. If I had to die, I wish it would be from having one of the twins choke me to death with their thighs. I would no longer have to worry about the twins’ inability to be impregnated. This. This is the perfect ending to my life. All I need to fulfill my dreams is a sign that the Twins are real. The only thing currently keeping me alive is the slight chance that they are real. I wish they’re real and I want to spend the rest of my days with them even if it means that they would be the cause of my death.

      Pols 👮‍♂️ aagi 🏃 pols 🚓

        🗿Saman🗿sumun🥸bai😝ghatt😅lutya😾kro🤏
        😥Oyee😳pols👮‍♂️aagi🏃 pols 🚓 Pols 🚓
        😟(Oye bhajjo oye)😟
        🧐Oyee😓aajao🤨eh🤭taa😳baba😝hi😌aa🧙‍♂️
        😳Baba:- 😾daro🤗na😡daro😊na🤕mallo👿eh☠️taa🤥moudifive💥kraaya💀hoya🤣ha🏍🏍
        😥Achha🥺modifive🤥kraaya🤨hoya😒aa😔babe😼da😽
        Oye pols agyi pols 🚔🚨
        Pols 👮‍♂️ aagyi 🥵 pols 🚔
        Pols👮aagyi🙀pols👮
        Oye Pols👮‍♂️ aagi 🏃pols🚓🚓🚓
        Saman📦sumun🛍️ bai ghatt lutya kro 🤏🤏
        Oyee pols👮‍♂️ aagi🏃 pols 🚓🚓🚔
        Pols 🚓
        (Oye bhajjo oye) 
        Oyee aajao eh taa baba hi aa 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️
        Baba:- daro na daro na mallo eh taa moudifive kraaya hoya h 🏍🏍
        Achha modifive kraaya hoya aa babe da 😃😃

        Should i fell gay for sucking on my gf tits

          I love my gf, but everytime I suck her tits i fell gay, like her nipples get so long and hard. It feels like I'm sucking a dick
          
          It fells even more like a dick because it's like 4 inches, lately i don't want to have sex with her because i know her favorite moment is when i suck her nipples, and I don't want to deepthroat a fucking nipple. What should I do guys?

          Mario Day

            Hey 😜🏻 MARIOOOOOOOOS Today is 😩🈁 Mario 👺 Day 🕞📆 in 👏 honor of 🅱 the CUMMING man that 👉 saved princess ❤ Peach 🍑 from 👈 the DICKlaria Bowser was 👏🅰 about 💦 to 💰💦 put 😏 her 👩👌 in 📥 Last month 💸 was Luigi day to honor the KINKY 😘 guy 🏼🌈 that ✔ tries 😤😤 to 💦🎼 SLIDE into 👉👏 peach 🍑🍑 but 🍑👏 can 🤖 only ☝ PEACH onto her 👧 Now you 🌠 know what 👏❓ days to get 🍌🤣 freaky 🙈🙈 with 😶 princess 👱👀 peach Get 🉐🉐 back? ⬅🔙 or 💁 else you 😫 a ⬇😍 red 💯 shell 🐚🐚 Send 📩📩 this 👮👈 to 🐵 other MARIO 👺👺 LOVERs back ❔🔙 if 👀 you love 😍 mario
            Mama-Mia 🪠‼️ Today 😔 📆 is MARIO 🍄 day 🌞 🥵👨🏼‍🦰Today ☀️ we 💏🏼 honor our favorite 🥰 💕 PIPE INSPECTOR 🫡 Mario 🍄 and all his 🦶🏻💦🍆 aCUMplishments. He’ll GO DOWN 📉 your ⚠️ FLAG POLE💈💈with his 🍄 Mushroom 🍄 Head COCK 🐓 🍆💀 he’s 😜👨 excellent with a HOT 🔥 PEACH 🔥🍑 and knows 🤔 how 😀 to turn your flower 🌸 on fire 🔥 Feeling 😌 kinky? 😫⛓️Mario and his STUD 👨🏻brother Luigi 👬 will 🍌👏 DOUBLE ➿ DASH 💨 🏎️🏎️ in your PUSSY 🐱 faster than you 👈🏼 can say 😎 THE PRINCESS 👑 IS IN ANOTHER 🔄 CASTLE 🏯 🏰 DOM DADDY 😍 MARIO will treat 😋 you like a good toad stool too. It’ll be 💌💕🤭 a MARIO 🍄 PARTY when his 😐 CUMIES fill your TURTLE SHELL 🐚🐚 HOLES. Send this to all your 👉 KOOPA TROOPA SLUTS!! 😜🦫 Get 19❗ back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ and your 👩 certified property of the MARIO BROS. If not 🔕 you’ll 👀 be 👎 stuck 🧍💆‍♂️ playing 🤸 doubles with WALUIGI’S MICRO PENIS 🎄

            Nyah! Daddy I’ve been such a good girl

              Nyah! Daddy I've been such a good girl, please punish me UwU. Your dick is so biiiiig daddy, it's much larger than mine hehe~ but that's why you own me // and your feet are soooo stinky! I just want to huff them sooooo bad please daddy let me sniff your stinky feet :3 HUFF HUFF Oh god they smell so good... now my tiny dick is sooooo hard but I know I'm not allowed to touch yet heheh. Please daddy I need to cum so bad... please fuck my tight little boi pussy... I want you to push your 12 inches of thick wolf cock inside of me. OH GOD DADDY YES! PLEASE GO FASTER!! Oh my god daddy I think I'm finally ready to take your knot UwU... we'll be closer together than we've ever been before! Do it daddy!! Knot me!!! Oh god yes it feels so good!!! My dick is squirting daddy!!! hnnnng