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      Passover

        โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโœก๏ธPassover?โœก๏ธ?โ‰๏ธโ—๏ธโ‰๏ธMore like ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ผPUSSover๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ผ because of all dat sweet๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธpussy๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผwe bout 2 smash๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ โŒโŒdon't โ“โ•โŒforget to leave out some๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿทwine 4 eligiah ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜So he can GET WASTED๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซon that SWEET SWEET juice๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿท โ“โ“the fourโ“โ“SLUTTY๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘„questions:โ“โ“ 1๏ธโƒฃโ“when we gon fuckโ“๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ 2๏ธโƒฃโ“๐Ÿ˜send nudes๐Ÿ’ฆโ“ 3๏ธโƒฃโ“u a virgin๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿปโ“ 4๏ธโƒฃโ“u got kik ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜โ“ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผdip๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผdat WEEDโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟinto dat SALTY CUM๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผangel๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผof death๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ตmore like angle๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผof DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜cumming๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆon down 2 take the โ›ช๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿปvirginity๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป of the ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐ŸปFIRST๐Ÿ’ฆ B0RN๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†Make dat shank BONEโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜dick down dat๐Ÿ˜ HARD๐Ÿ˜ boiled EGG๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ•štime 2๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•ฅshove ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿž๐Ÿšซmatzah๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ซupโฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธmy ASS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ โžก๏ธโžก๏ธsend thisโžก๏ธโžก๏ธto your closest j3w h03zโœก๏ธโœก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ โœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธget 2 backโœ”๏ธ and YOU will get๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปspanked๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปby DADDY๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆmoses ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปโœ”๏ธ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜get 3 backโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธand you will get F#ck3d๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘by the PHAROH๐Ÿ˜โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฐget 0 back๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญand moses๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญwon't let your ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฑpeople CUM๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿšซ
        ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธCHAG SAMEACHโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ It's time for โœก๏ธPUSSoverโœก๏ธ with all of GOD'S ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ• CHOSEN LITTLE THOTTIESโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ˜ซ Mean ol' PharHOE ๐Ÿ—ฟ wouldnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ let our our ancestWHORES ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฑ leave Egypt๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ bc we were TOO GOOD๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ at LAYING THAT PIPE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿงฑ But MOSES๐Ÿ‘น said โœ‹Let my people CUMโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ†˜ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ and led them ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ to FREEDOM๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿฅณ NOW๐Ÿ“† to remember their story ๐Ÿ“– we ask ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ the four SLUTTY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ questions:
        
        1๏ธโƒฃU up? ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒƒ
        
        2๏ธโƒฃU a virgin?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‡
        
        3๏ธโƒฃU send nudes?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘™
        
        4๏ธโƒฃU got Kik?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคณ
        
        So SPREAD your LIPS๐Ÿ‘„ like the RED SEA-WORD๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ and MUNCH๐Ÿ‘… that SALTY๐Ÿ˜ฉ BITTER๐Ÿฅต HERBโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฑ and DON'T FORGET๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ to give THANKS๐Ÿ™‡ that the ANGEL ๐Ÿ‘ผOF DEATHโ˜ ๏ธ didn't SUCC the life out of the Hebrew โœก๏ธโœก๏ธ first-borns!!!๐Ÿ‘ถ SEDER? I hardly KNOW 'ER!๐Ÿ˜‰
        Happy Passover ๐Ÿ”ฏ you Haggadah Hoesโ„ข๏ธ!! We may not ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ be allowed to eat ๐Ÿžbread ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ but that ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† is KOSHEยฎ๏ธ as FuCk!!๐Ÿ‘… When our ancest-whores ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿฝwere in Egypt ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and Phar-hoe Wouldnโ€™t let us leave ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ, God sent the 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ plagues to Pharaoh ๐Ÿ–•and the BREAD didnโ€™t have time ๐Ÿ•Ÿ to rise, but your DICK WILL ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ Send this to 10 Seder Sluts! If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ back ur gonna be dry as matzah ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ if you get 5 back ๐Ÿ’ฆelijah will finally cum and drink that wine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค™ if you get 10 back youโ€™re hot like the burning bush๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅ So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ™๐Ÿค‘ And shove the entire Afikomen ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ up your ass! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
        Happy ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‡ Passover you Kosher Cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ Hoes! Tonight ๐ŸŒƒ we are going โ–ถ to โ™ป๐Ÿ’Š dip our ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Seder Dicks in ๐Ÿ‘„ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ„ bitter ๐Ÿ˜– marinade and ๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ˜ˆ wash ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง down some ๐Ÿ”‡๐Ÿ‘ HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜… horse cum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ with the Cucumber ๐Ÿ˜Ž Soup ๐Ÿต๐Ÿต !!! After ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŠ the Bubbe makes us ๐Ÿ’ฆ count all ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿถ the spanky corndogs on โžก๐Ÿ”› her arm ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ make ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ–• sure you ๐Ÿ† get โ™€๐Ÿ˜ซ your ๐ŸŒญ daddy to ๐Ÿ‘† count ๐Ÿ’ฏ all โœจ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ your cummy ๐Ÿ˜ good boy ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ˜ hoes will ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ…ฑ have ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ suffer ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ง in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‡ bondage for ๐Ÿ˜ฑ four โ™‚ days ๐ŸŒƒ with ๐Ÿ‘ no corndogs allowed but this is ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ‘Œ to ๐Ÿผ remind us ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘จ that god made our ๐Ÿ‘ถโ˜ people โ™€๐Ÿ‘ง suffer for ๐Ÿ˜ฑ thousands ๐Ÿ”ข๐Ÿ”ข of ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ด years ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ—“ so ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ†˜ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ could ๐Ÿ˜ˆ be ๐Ÿ˜จ free from ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Š bondage so whip ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฆ that ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ซ dick out ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ…ฑ and ๐Ÿ˜ give ๐Ÿ‘ฆ a ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฐ little ๐Ÿ‘ง slave ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡ girl some ๐Ÿ‘จโณ relief from those ๐Ÿ˜– hunger pains!! Send ๐Ÿ“ง this to ๐Ÿ’ฐ 10 ๐Ÿ’ฏ slutty ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ’ง slaves and youโ€™ll ๐Ÿ˜ค get ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฑ the bitter man ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ cum potato . If you โ€ผ get ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฑ back, you โœ‹๐Ÿ˜‚ wonโ€™t ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ’ช be eating ๐Ÿˆ bread ๐Ÿž OR breasty until ๐Ÿ™„ COmpletion day ๐ŸŒž . If ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ get ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ back โ†ฉ๐Ÿ˜ป , you mean ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ nothing ๐Ÿ˜ž to us. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคต If you get back, we ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ™€ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก u ๐Ÿ”ช
        Happy PUSSover ๐Ÿฏ haggadah hoes!! ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ”ฏ Seder?! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’ฆ I just met her!! ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ˜ซ PharHOE wouldnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ let our our ancestWHORES ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฑ leave egypt bc we were too good ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ at laying that pipe ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿงฑ and the burning BUSH ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ‘ made his heart HARD! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ†™๐ŸŒ So make sure everything you eat ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ is pesaDICK โŒ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ™… and let my people CUM โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™ll be dry as matzah โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿšฑโ˜ ๏ธ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and youโ€™ll be hillel sandwiched ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’ฆ between two hotties ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿโœ”๏ธ Moses will part your red seas ๐Ÿ‘…โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ€ผ๏ธ and find the afikoman ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ up your ass! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Šโฌ†๏ธ

        Attracting too many women as CPEN Major

          Hey everyone,
          
          I'm a CPEN major. Just finishing up my final year and have a job offer making $135K as a programmer a prestigious tech company.
          
          Every time I go to a bar, party, or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do.
          
          Every time I tell women I'm a CPEN major they start hitting on me.
          
          Last week I went to a friend's birthday party. Told his sister I was a CPEN major. She kept asking me to "debug her code" and "reverse her linked list" in a flirtatious manner.
          
          This is a reoccurring problem. It's gotten so bad that I tell women I "make websites" so they will stop hitting on me all the time.
          
          Any advice on how to stop attracting so many women as a CPEN major?

          I was on Astral Express when I saw this

            Official Honkai Star Rail version of the “NSFW while I was on the train” copypasta.

            Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the Astral Express and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like โ€œwhat in the Akiviliโ€ and โ€œcall the conductorโ€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of Nameless masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. 

            If you don’t have NOD’s you’re gonna get smoked the second shit hits the fan bro.

              If you don't have NOD's you're gonna get smoked the second shit hits the fan bro. Every armed citizen in the US you're gonna face is a sheepdog who has an immediate modern minuteman bug-out kit while looking like an incognito gray man and is proficient in urban evasion tactics. The average OPFOR you're gonna be up against runs a MIL/LE end-user designed carrier with Level IV plates, Team Wendy Exfil, knows how to do perfect solo breach and clear CQB, owns GPNVG's and and MCX Virtus with full power DBAL, Surefire RC3 and IR-compatible optic bro. If you can't perform a 15 mile ruck and run a 6 minute mile in full kit you're instantly gonna die bro. You gotta use a Sub-MOA 18" RECCE SPR with an IR unit, Unity riser on your optic, and 77g Sierra MK262 or else you're gonna immediately die in SHTF, ounces equal pounds bro. If your kit isn't IR treated enough you're gonna stick out like a sore thumb and you're gonna get canoed on a night raid bro. if you load 30 rounds instead of 29 your 30rd PMags you're gonna have an FTF and get killed in a firefight bro. If you put too many mags on your carrier you can't go prone and you're gonna die bro. If you don't have more that 10 mags on your kit you're gonna go dry when you have to lay down suppressive fire and you're gonna die bro. If you don't wear Cyre's you're gonna die bro. You only live if you follow this.