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Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv

    Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv to see if there is any new Gummy pictures, only to be hit with a 23-pic set of NSFW of her just getting absolutely, unapologetically, ruthlessly railed. Yes, it is AI and it has some weird AI artifacts here and there, but I'll take what I can get. "Gojo Satoru - The Honored One | Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OST" is playing on repeat in my head as I reach a higher plane of existence, one of pure bliss and eternal peace. I feel in-tune with the world around me, with the beautiful sunsets, the mesmerising trees, the stunning waterfalls, the breathtaking sights... I can feel every cell in my body individually, the blood rushing through my veins, the oxygen entering my lungs and filling them whole. I feel the gentle rays of the sun hit my skin.
    
    I'm sorry, human artists. I'm not even angry over the unethical nature of AI artwork right now. I don't bear any grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now.
    

    i am such a fuck up and a failure.

      I’m 26. and i have nothing to show for it. no car no house no money. i work at amazon for like 500$ a week but with my current situation im just working to keep this room i have. i have a feeling ill be homeless again soon. if you guys saw my account rn you would laugh at me. i made a lot of mistakes in my 20s trusting the wrong people get rich quick schemes and getting scammed ill be 30 in 3-4 years and im so scared bro sometimes this life is too much i tried to KMS years ago just off the depression and stress and im starting to get that feeling again 😞 pray for me 

      Came from the r/Money subreddit, the original post has since been deleted by the sub mods.

      Este usuĂĄrio foi temporariamente suspenso do WhatsApp

        > Este usuĂĄrio foi temporariamente suspenso do whatsapp por participação em grupos criminosos. por ordem judiciĂĄria vigente, o WhatsApp Inc. vĂȘ-se na obrigação legal de restringir mensagens encaminhadas a este contato e reserva-se o direito defornecer informaçÔes ao MinistĂ©rio da Segurança PĂșblica.
        > ⓘ Este usuĂĄrio foi temporariamente suspenso do WhatsApp por participação em grupos criminosos. Por ordem judiciĂĄria vigente, o WhatsApp Inc. vĂȘ-se na obrigação legal de restringir mensagens encaminhadas a este contato e reserva-se o direito de fornecer informaçÔes ao MinistĂ©rio da Segurança PĂșblica.
        > ⓘ Este usuĂĄrio foi temporariamente suspenso do whatsapp por participação em grupos criminosos. Por ordem judiciĂĄria vigente o Whatsapp inc. VĂȘ se na obrigação legal de restringir mensagens.

        Sauce?

          Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

          Sure man, I got you covered:
          
          Brown sauces:
          
          Bordelaise sauce
          
          Chateaubriand sauce
          
          Charcutiere sauce
          
          Chaudfroid sauce
          
          Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
          
          Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
          
          Mushroom gravy
          
          Romesco sauce
          
          Sauce Africaine
          
          Sauce au Poivre
          
          Sauce Robert
          
          Butter sauces:
          
          Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
          
          Beurre blanc
          
          Beurre manie
          
          Beurre monté
          
          Beurre noisette
          
          CafĂ© de Paris – Butter-based sauce
          
          Meuniere sauce
          
          Emulsified sauces:
          
          Remoulade seaweed sauce
          
          Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
          
          BĂ©arnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
          
          Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
          
          Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
          
          Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
          
          Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
          
          Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
          
          Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
          
          Fish sauces:
          
          Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
          
          Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
          
          Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
          
          Green sauces:
          
          See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
          
          Tomato sauces:
          
          Tomato sauces
          
          Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
          
          Hot sauces:
          
          Pepper sauces
          
          Pique sauce
          
          Mustard sauces
          
          Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
          
          Chile pepper-tinged sauces
          
          Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
          
          Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
          
          Buffalo Sauce
          
          Chili sauce
          
          Datil pepper sauce
          
          Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
          
          Pique Sauce
          
          Sriracha sauce
          
          Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
          
          Meat-based sauces:
          
          Neapolitan ragĂč sauce atop paccheri
          
          Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
          
          Barese ragĂč
          
          Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
          
          Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
          
          Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
          
          Neapolitan ragĂč – Italian meat sauce
          
          Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
          
          RagĂč – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
          
          Pink sauces:
          
          Pink sauce
          
          Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
          
          Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
          
          Chimichurri – Food sauce
          
          Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
          
          Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
          
          Onion sauce
          
          Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
          
          Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
          
          Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
          
          Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
          
          Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
          
          Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
          
          Sauce vierge
          
          Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
          
          Sweet sauces:
          
          CrÚme anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
          
          Pork with peach sauce
          
          Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
          
          Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
          
          Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
          
          Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
          
          Chocolate gravy
          
          Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
          
          Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
          
          CrĂšme anglaise
          
          Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
          
          Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
          
          Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
          
          Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
          
          Mango sauce
          
          Peach sauce
          
          Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
          
          Strawberry sauce
          
          Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
          
          Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
          
          Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
          
          White sauces:
          
          Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
          
          Alfredo sauce
          
          BĂ©chamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
          
          Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
          
          Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
          
          Mornay sauce – Type of bĂ©chamel sauce including cheese
          
          Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
          
          Sauce Américaine
          
          SuprĂȘme sauce – Classic French sauce
          
          VeloutĂ© sauce – Classic French sauce
          
          Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
          

          You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers

            The copypasta came from the Splatoon community where squarr (a former team captain) made a tweet after getting exposed for being horrible person.

            You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers, you can take away my reputation, but you can never take away my what i means to be me. I'll become better, this is a new start for me