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The Girl you just called fat?

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    The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you called stupid, he has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Put this as your status if you're against bullying.

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    The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.
    That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the DOZEN for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today. Put This As Your Status If You're Against PokeBullying. Help Save A Pokemon A Visit To The Pokecenter.
    The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He's been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs & large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Repost this if you're against bullying in Middle-Earth

    Had sex with a ghost

      So my friend who is on a nofap journey for around 300 days, told me that he had a lucid dream yesterday where he was fucking a hot girl, the thing is, whilst he was fucking her, it felt so good and that the moment he was about to ejaculate, he stopped, saying that it was an act of supreme self-control.
But here's the catch, immediately after stopping, he got pinned by a ghost, the ghost started thrusting his ass with his big girthy cock, the ghost was pinning him so hard he couldn't even move or turn back to see how the ghost looks like.

He told me that all of that was an act of the matrix, and that all of these devils and ghosts are fucking him as an act of taking revenge on him, trying to make him fail his PMO free journey..

This is not even the first time, he had other similar experiences, one in real life where he met a very sexy, charming ghost in form of human, but when he tried to fuck her, he instead got pinned by another ghost who started fucking his butthole.

      The entire premise of Toy Story was actually sex toys

        "woody" gets jealous when Andy stops playing with him for a new toy called "Buzz", Eventually, Woody learns to accept Buzz and finds Andy has more fun when both woody and Buzz are played with at the same time. It's literally about a dude's misses buying a fuckstick and him getting jealous.

        Funny Valentine’s Napkin Speech

          Funny Valentine "The first napkin speech"
          Find every Jojo copypasta here!
          Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals

          Coomer

            (Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

            Kisaki The Chinese Cunny

              You see what makes Kisaki so great is how she's the perfect balance between innocent and seducing.
First we have the chinese dress which is bound tightly to her body showing her body contours and as we go down the dress exposes a small part of her waist-hip-leg and V-line which incites certain hormones kicking the male reproduction instinct.
Second point are the gloves she's small cute and funny but the gloves gives her a very mature look it makes it look like she's always ready to grab your balls and fondle with them and that increases how hot she looks.
Thirdly we have the long coat which makes her look cute because it shows she's wearing it to be treated like an adult BUT BUT BUT she doesn't just wear it she wears it half down WHICH MAKES IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS DOWN TO GET RAILED ANYTIME ANY MOMENT THE CUTENESS HAS TURNED INTO AN ALLURING CHARM.
Fourth point we have her heels. Another part of Kisaki trying to look like an adult and it definitely works. The heels shows how uptight and dominant she may be and the things those cute feet in her heels can do makes the imagination of any man tremble.
Next we HAVE HER ARMPITS. Well this depends on the angle the artist draws but TO NOT SHOW KISAKI's ARMPITS IS A SIN. Her cute beautiful sexy armpit pose can break the most hardcore stoic men in the world. You could come back from a gruesome war and the moment your eyes witness the ephemeral beauty of Kisaki's armpits all your worries and struggles will cease to exist. 
There are a few minor points as well such as her hair buns and the color of her eyes. The buns increase the impact of the chinese dress making her look dignified and at the same time playful. Her eye color fits perfectly with her hair and the dress and the piercing look she gives can send shivers to the male genitals. I shall now end my long ass paragraph of why Kisaki is perfect. The Chinese Cunny: The Chunny Kisaki has broken my mind, soul, and heart. She has full control of me