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OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP, I DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING WAFFLE HOUSE.

    GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FATHERLESS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. I OPEN YOUTUBE, WHAT DO I SEE? "DUH WUFFLUH HAUS HAS FOUND ITS NEW HOST" SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TIRED OF THIS MEME AND US DEFAULTISM, I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THE WAFFLE HOUSE IS AN UNIVERSALLY COMMON THING, GUESS WHAT? NOT EVERY COUNTRY HAS WAFFLE HOUSES, AND MINE IS ONE OF THE ONES WHO DON'T HAVE A WAFFLE HOUSE. I'M NOT ONLY TIRED OF THIS MEME, BUT MEME CULTURE IN GENERAL, PEOPLE MAKE THE MOST UNFUNNY WORHTLESS ANNOYING AND STUPID MEMES EVER AND USE "IT'S 21TH CENTURY HUMOUR" AS AN EXCUSE FOR THEIR SHITTY SENSE OF HUMOUR. IT STARTED WITH AMOGUS, THEN WENT TO OHIO, WHICH FOR SOME REASON REPLACED FLORIDA IN BEING THE WEIRD US STATE, AND NOW THIS SHIT. I SWEAR ON MY MAMA THAT IF THE NEXT MEME IS A FUCKING SINGLE OUT OF CONTEXT WORD I'M GONNA THROW MY ROUTER OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW. IF YOU SPREAD THESE MEMES, GO FUCK YOURSELF, I HOPE YOU FALL OUT OF THE LONGEST STAIRCASE YOU CAN FIND YOU WORHTLESS FATHERLESS PIECE OF SHIT

    My goal to masturbate to all 1008 Pokemon

      I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 1008 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 360 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.

      Is it normal to be attracted to a color?

        Is it normal to be attracted to a color? I'm potentially bi, asexual, autosexual or straight. I'm also sexually attracted to the color white, whenever I see a young person (aged 15~29, regardless of gender) wearing white clothes and not too ugly I feel slightly aroused, and I sometimes masturbate to myself wearing white. (I'm sexually attracted to myself, in picture, in mirror or in person if I'm wearing white clothes) Also I masturbate to soccer matches, and whenever the white team scores, barely misses or concedes a goal I get quite aroused. I feel NO attraction to white objects like pieces of paper or walls though, but I DO feel a weak attraction to white clothes especially T shirts and shorts even when no one is wearing them. Also, I might become sexually attracted to other people, male or female, if they're wearing other colors of clothes but white is a multiplier that multiplies my attraction to them by anywhere from 2 to 10. Is it a legit sexuality, a part of my sexuality, ir an abnormality?

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          I wish university had free prostitutes for the use of students

            It's not fair. So many sexy girls. But can't fuck any. It should be considered torture to have so many sexy girls in short proximity and not being able to fuck a single one.
            
            To fix this sexual frustration, university should hire prostitutes from within. Like think about it this way. The girl will get money from sex work, and the student's wellbeing will be better.
            
            All students have to pay a wellbeing fee or some crap like that, but I don't give a fuck about doing anything in uni apart from getting my diploma and fucking girls. With the wellbeing money, the uni should hire prostitutes from within. Like offer girls out of high school a scholarship and a lower entry requirement in exchange for sex work.
            
            Or better offer girls from poor country money and tuition in exchange for sex work. The students will get the exotic girls, and the girl will get education. Or even offer gilrs from richer asian country money and tuition in exchange for sex work. Fair for everyone.
            
            I wish uni had free sex worker. Instead of other useless benefits like sports or crap like that.

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