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I have a trading kink

    This is so embarrassing but I literally have a fucking kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type shit like the thought of like "a pound o' silk for a bucket o' milk" just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can't even play Minecraft without getting hard as a fucking battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and shit. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some shit and I had to leave the room to fucking masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that's where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I'm going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.

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      My fellow Americans, I have an urgent message.

        To all you bitch ass niggas calling me sleepy joe, I’m wide awake nigga and if you keep talking, I’m going to pull out the magic wand and make you sleep forever. My glock got the extendo clip so long, you niggas would think it took a Viagra laced with forbidden spells. I got the eraser cause all you niggas some mistakes. We smoking that evil shadow realm, haunted kush so diabolical that will make your dentures get cavities. Nigga, we got that shit that will turn you into a supervillain. All my ops getting turned into that potion, that dark elixir, that codeine; when I put them in my cauldron. Niggas won’t see it coming when I cast fireball and set their cloak aflame.

        DO NOT DOWNLOAD TALKING ANGELA

          So please read. There is an app called Talking Angela. DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT. There is a guy or guys behind it who stalk children. This one girl on twitter downloaded it and "Angela" asked where she lived but the girl lied and Angela replied "you lied" and then the girl's aunt's address came up on the screen. Then she tried to log off and Angela said " I know you're about to log off, watch out beautiful." The app also takes pictures of you with your front camera. This guy is like a genius. Please don't download it and warn people. It's so scary.

          If has a million fans

            All variations of the "If has million fans" copypasta

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            If X has a million fans, then I am one of them. If X has ten fans, then I am one of them. If X has only one fan then that is me. If X has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against X, then I am against the world.
            
If xQc has a million fans, then I am one of them. If xQc has ten fans, then I am one of them. If xQc has only one fan then that is me. If xQc has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against xQc, then I am against the world.

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            Faker

            If @faker has a million fans I am one of them. If Faker has ten fans I am one of them. If Faker has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Faker, I am against the World. I love Faker till my last breath.

            Doublelift

            If Doublelift has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has only one fan then that is me. If Doublelift has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Doublelift, then I am against the world.

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            Fuslie

            if @fuslie has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋‍♀️. if fuslie has ten fans i am one of them. if fuslie have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if fuslie has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the fuslie, i am against the world

            Messi

            If messi has million number of fans i am one of them . if messi has ten fans i am one of them. if messi have only one fan and that is me . if messi has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the messi, i am against the world. i love #messi till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of messi . Hit Like If you Think messi Best player & Smart In the world

            Topson

            If Topson has million number of fans I am one of them. If Topson has ten fans I am one of them. If Topson has only one fan and that is me. If Topson has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world against the Topson, I am against the world.

            Pokimane

            If Pokimane has 5 million fans i am one of them. 👉👈 If Pokimane has ten fans i am one of them. 🙇‍♂️🎶 If Pokimane has only one fan, then that is me. 🙏🙏 If Pokimane has no fans that means that i am no more on earth. 🌍 If the world is against pokimane, then I am against the world. ✍️

            xQc

            If xQc has a million fans I am one of them. If xQc has ten fans I am one of them. If xQc has only one fan, then that is me. If xQc has no fans, that means I am no more on the Earth. If the world is against xQc, I am against the world.

            Happy Birthday

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              HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT!!! 🙋🏼💁🏼🎁 We gonna FUCK like its ur FUCKday! 🎉 I want to thank your PARENTS 👫👬👭 for giving birth to this WILD DIRTY SLUT!! Let’s make it RAIN 🚿🌧 on that GOLDEN 🌝 birthday PUSSY!! 🍒😂 Get ready for some DICK 😳🍆, SLUT DANCING 👯💃🏽, MONEY 👛💸 and DRINKING 🍸🍷🍾. Don’t forget a shot of CUMMIES with that DICKuor!!! 🍆💦👸🏽 Send this to 5️⃣ other HOES and ur a FESTIVE BIRTHDAY WHORE 💁🏽👯. Send this to 🔟 SLUTS and ur a FILTHY BIRTHDAY MINX who will gets BAGS 💰💯 filled with CUMMIES!!! 💦💦😻