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Total Kike Death

Parody of the ‘TND’ copypasta but changed to fit Jewish people.

Kill kikes. Behead kikes. Roundhouse kick a kike into the concrete. Slam dunk a kike baby into the trashcan. Blast kikes with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Jews. Whip kikes into obedience. Slingshot a kike into orbit. Rocket kikes into the sun. Defecate in a kikes food. Stir-fry kikes in a wok. Bite a kike and drink their blood. Toss kikes into active volcanoes. Urinate into a kike's gas tank. Judo throw kikes into the wood chipper. Unscrew a kike's head off. Report kikes to the IRS. Karate chop kikes in half. Bake kikes into kike-pizza. Arrest kikes for no reason. Electrocute kikes. Curb stomp pregnant kikes. Beat a kike up. Trap kikes in quicksand. Crush kikes in the trash compactor. Liquefy kikes in a vat of acid. Eat kikes. Dissect kikes. Exterminate kikes in the gas chamber. Slice a kike up and wear their skin. Set kikes on fire. Spin kikes around until they puke. Tie kikes to a train track. Karate kick a kike in the testicles. Stomp kike skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil kikes into a broth. Cremate kikes in the oven. Lobotomize kikes. Deep fry kikes. Grind kike fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for kikes. Blend kikes in a blender. Drown kikes in fried chicken grease. Vaporize kikes with a ray gun. Snap a kike's neck. Kick old kikes down the stairs. Feed kikes to alligators. Slice kikes with a katana. Put a bomb in a kike's mouth. Throw knives at kikes. Inflate kikes until they pop. Send kikes into a blackhole. Castrate kikes. Feed kikes poisoned food. Force kikes to walk the plank. Push kikes into a pit. Kneel on a kike's neck. Curse kikes with a spell. Stuff kike babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten kikes with a tank. Pop a kike's car tire. Strike kike children with a ruler. Make kikes swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a kike's limbs. Airdrop kikes into Antarctica. Throw kikes off the boat. Pressurize kikes into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a kike's ass. Falcon-punch a kike in the face. Make kikes into fiction. Blow kikes heads off with grenade launchers. Blow kikes brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock kikes in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail kikes to a cross and stab them. Run over kikes with a tank feet-first. Throw kikes off buildings. Crush kikes with a press. Attack kikes with acid. Boil kikes in a pan. Lock kikes inside a brazen bull. Burn kikes alive. Drag kikes across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on kikes. Quarter kikes. Impale kikes on a pike. Send aliens to abduct kikes. Force kikes to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush kikes with anvils. Throw kikes off of rooftops. Incinerate kikes. Starve kikes. Blow kikes up with dynamite. Gulp kikes. Feast on kike eyeballs. Cave in a kike's skull. Kiss a kike to death. Peel a kike like a banana. Wipe out kike tribes. Deny kikes into Heaven. Freeze kikes in the vacuum of space. Hard boil a kike. Lock on to kikes with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a kike. Ferment kikes into stew. Ensnare kikes. Nark on kikes to the army. Cause a total kike purge. Jam a kike into a geyser. Axe murder a kike. Unleash Smelvin upon kikes. Put kikes on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. TOTAL KIKE DEATH! ABSOLUTE KIKE ANNIHILATION!.

I, a real life Human Boy, wore a golden Christian Cross

I, a real life Human Boy, wore a golden Christian Cross pendant to American Public School and was forced to wear crown of thorns and whipped through the American Public School hallways while teachers chanted Satanism prayers at me and students throwed human feces at me. Then the American Public School Administrator throwed me into public street gutter and said I was suspended for 6 days 6 hours 6 minutes for spreading lies of White Christ. I spoke to 7 other Straight White Male Christian students in Church who had same punishment for wearing golden Christian Cross to American Public Schools! We are being murdered by Satanists!

Zyox copypasta collection

I can’t take it anymore. i’m sick of zy0x

i can't take it anymore. i'm sick of zy0x. i try to watch other genshin streamers, zy0x is more entertaining. i try to go outside and enjoy my hobbies, but i yearn to watch him skill issue in the abyss. i try to watch other content, but i miss using the AGOUBA emote. i write "haha so tall and handsome today mr socks" in a dono message. i sub with twitch prime. he isn't satisfied. he grabs me by the throat. "I'M NOT BALDING MY HAIR IS JUST THIN." he says. he plus twenties a vermillion circlet. it rolls 1554 flat HP. "guess this is the end." he grabs xiao and laments everywhere. there is no hint of sanity in his eyes. nothing but pure, no ICD stalling. what a cruel world.

I can’t get Zyox out of my mind

I can't get Zyox out of my mind. Yesterday I was sitting in class and I told the teacher why I was late for class and she said "ICD!', I think she meant to say "I see!". After I came back to class and I sat down, I looked in the book, it was a math class, and I saw the number 5/6, I tried to ignore it, but when I came home and loaded Genshin, I swapped to my commissions team which was Wanderer, Yelan, Kazuha, Zhongli, when I went to my first commission, "A Small Step for Hilichurls", as soon as I they got in my render distance, I saw some pyro 28 numbers on them and they instantly died, I was so confused, I googled it and I found nothing so I just left it there, thankfully none of my next commissions were combat ones and I was condensing resin for the Vermillion domain. The next day while I was going to school I heard someone say "I love men." on the phone, I shat my pants, I thought Zyox was after me, since I had shat my pants, I had to go home. When I got home I saw my mom working and she said "He's in business guys!" i nearly got a panic attack right then and there, I ran into the bathroom and held my hands to my ears, but I started to see ABOBA everywhere, he would slowly apparate in front of me while I whimpered in the corner, smelling the boiling blood of my parents, I was so scared, I heard every thundering footstep as Zyox wandered around with his 50 CV Sands, I tried to peak outside when suddenly ABOBA saw me, instantly Zyox said "OMG I'M, BLOOMING" and as I say my final words, all I can feel is the pure, no ICD, HUH application. goodbye, cruel world.

Welcome to my incomplete zy0nix guide

Hey guys welcome to my incomplete zy0nix guide. First of all zy0x is the only character who doesn't wield a vision, but he does wield the delusion that Xiao is tall which is very strong. I believe zy0x is best used as a 2 in 1 Genshin Impact content creator whose primary goal is to give you useful character guides off stream while also endless entertainment on stream. zy0x is a character who's calm, collected, humble, handsome, tall, charismatic, but what makes him broken, at least from my 720 hours of testing, is the fact that he's a person. therefore, the real situations where you would want to be watching zy0x over other amazing streamers, is effectively going to be when the other streamers are not streaming. I hope this guide was helpful. feel free to let me know your thoughts on zy0x and i will catch deez nuts on the next one.

One of the content creators of all time

Zy0x is definitely one of the content creators of all time. His guides are one of the ones I've seen. These clips are the part of my year. Without his videos, my day feels like a day. He's the most person I've ever met. His Xiao artifacts are one of the character builds I've ever seen. Undoubtedly one of the streamers in 2024.

Who is Zy0x?

Who is zy0x? in math: my solution, in history: my King, in art: my canvas, in science: my oxygen, in geography: my world.

For blind, he is the brightness, for depressed - he's hope. Hail our copium lord Zy0x and his Husband Xiao for only he farms Vermillion for 2 years and still doesn't have the best Xiao in the world. For only he can bring light to those in dark, and like he himself mentioned, put more into his mouth than just words. All Hail our copium lord and his husband Xiao.

Oh Zy0nix, my glorious balding king

Oh Zy0nix, my glorious balding king, you..... you are my specialz, throughout Vermillion and Echoes you alone are the Anemo Gobletless one. Stand proud Zeeox, you are strong..... because at the end of the day. You.....are. wipes tears YOU ARE MY SPECIALZ 😭😭😭

I have a confession I just typed this because of zy0x

I have a confession I just typed this because of zy0x. Like everyone talking about him and Xiao, when I go to YouTube I find dozen of clips for him for hsr and genshin and watched some of it , watched some videos on his channel and he was pretty composed and half of the comments were about how calm he is on stream . More videos and it's the same fucking comments like I downloaded twitch to follow him and I didn't find the hype . Surely you would stumble to his video wearing a maid dress or him moaning like a bitch or saying the weirdest shit imaginable and most his fans are so annoying to the point they lead me to stop. I'm not watching anymore

Xiao is the best character in Genshin Impact

Xiao is the best character in Genshin Impact and anyone who disagrees is a brainless simp. He has the coolest design, the most badass voice, the strongest skills and the deepest lore. He is not a generic edgy boy, he is a complex and tragic hero who sacrificed his happiness for the sake of Liyue. He deserves all the love and respect in the world and I will fight anyone who dares to insult him. Zy0x is my idol and I agree with everything he says about Xiao. He is the true Xiao fan and he knows more than anyone else. He is not toxic or arrogant, he is just passionate and honest. He has enlightened me with his wisdom and I will follow him to the end of time. Xiao and Zy0x are my life and I will never stop supporting them.

Oh my god Zyox

Oh my god Zyox. Not only did I know that you were already tall, humble, charismatic, funny, entertaining, and just... good overall, that you deserve this piece, but now, I really can see... you getting rewarded for once, when every other time you've been unlucky

Zyox Rap

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Zeeee0x shrine

Everytime I think my life has gone to ruin, everytime I remember I'm unemployed, everytime I remember I haven't seen sunlight or showered in 10 years, I can just look at my Zeeee0x shrine. Everyday I offer something to his majestys wonderful shrine, everyday I look at it enchantingly, and everyday I wished Zy0x was real so that he could bring salvation to us pathetic, little lamenters. Aboba, lament, om.

Belial pressure

𝔐𝔶 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯, ℑ 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔦𝔫 𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔶. ℑ𝔱 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔪𝔭𝔱 𝔞𝔱 𝔞 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔪𝔢𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 ℭℌ 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 214ℌ. ℑ𝔫 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔶 𝔫𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔡𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔢, ℑ 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔡𝔲𝔪𝔭 𝔪𝔶 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔞 𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔞𝔩 𝔒𝔇, 𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔱 𝔦𝔣 ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔱

The line came from Eren in Chapter 139 of the Attack on Titan (AOT) manga. In the panel he revealed his selfish desire of not wanting Mikasa to find another man and moving on after his death. The revelation was rather pathetic and out of character for him that many AOT fans made memes and turned his ’10 years at least’ line into a copypasta.

No, I don't want that! Mikasa finding another man?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of her life. Even After I die...I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!!

I don't want to die...I want to be with Mikasa. With everyone else

...No. No, I don't want that! Mikasa finding another man...?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of my life! Even after I die... I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!! ...Please don't repeat that to Mikasa... I want her to be happy... I really do. But... AGH... YEAH... DAMMIT... ...I don't wanna die. I want to be with Mikasa... with Everyone.

I used to be an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem.

I used to be an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem. While interning for her I felt I saw her true nature and to this day I am in hiding

Out of college I was an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem. At the time she was having an affair with political operative Corey Lewandowski, it was my duty to cover up for their affair

One night I was standing guard outside her office when I heard behind the door Corey say 'I can't do this anymore' and a few seconds later he stormed out. Then I heard crying. I ran into the office, closing the door behind me. I noticed there was a dog costume on the floor, but no matter, Kristi was my concern

'Kristi, what's wrong!?', she looked up at me, and then her sad face slowly turned into an idea face

She told me to put on the dog custome, and then said that intercourse was a part of the job duties. Kristi is a very powerful political figure, and my career in politics could be threatened, so I immediately agreed. I am well versed in intercourse but what threw me off was Kristi ordered me to take off my clothes and get into the dog custom, which had a hole in the crotch for me cock. Is this was Corey went through as well?

After I put it on, Kristi said her favorite foreplay was for me to act like a farm dog, so for about 30 minutes we would pretend the office was a farm and I was hunting birds. This whole time Kristi was masturbating. Then came the intercourse. Afterwards she said 'okay, this is how I like to finish' and brought out a gun behind her desk!

I said 'is that a real gun???' and she said 'yes, but I won't shoot you with it, I will just pretend to shoot to get off'

This sort of role play continued for 6 months until I was able to transfer to Washington DC and leave her office

I thought that was the last of the ordeal, though I always wondered what was the origin that fetish. Until one day I saw this in the newspaper

"Kristi Noem says she shot and killed her 14 month puppy in the face. What to know about the South Dakota governor's recent controversy

As I was reading this, I looked up from the newspaper and there was an assassin in my kitchen! They said 'time to die' and I recognized the voice. 'South Dakota Kristi Noemi???' I said. She then said 'I'm already under water, we can't let news of our affair get out' and fired several more bullets but I dodged them and went into the living room

Thinking quick, I got my stuff dog toy and threw it at her. She caught it, looked at it, then immediately started shooting it in the face with one hand with using the other hand to reach into her pants to start masturbating. I took the distraction to escape

I got in my car and drove back to my hometown of [REDACTED]. To this day I am in hiding from Kristi Noem. Luckily I take a dog stuffie where ever I go in case she finds me, I tell people it's my emotional support stuffed animal

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