Happy 😏😄 Yoga Day 😎😘 SUCKAS ! Today is 💦💦 all 👀 about 💦☝ stretching those HOES 👯♀ and 👏 FITTING them 😢🛄 with ❌ your DICK 🍆 So 🍽 send this to 💪🎶 all 🤰☑ of your 👉 TWISTED ⛓ ass 😍🍑 TWERKS . If you 🍑💪 get 🉐 10 🕳 back, you 😡 have 🈶🔒 CURLY HAIRED pussy 🍬💦 . If you 👉☠ get 20 back, 😘 you 👧 might be 🐝➡ a 😍🤣 LIL 😣👌 INHIBITED but you still 😽 got GOOD dick 👏 game. Get 💰 back 😌❔ and ➕👏 the 👏💯 dick 👌 is so 😂👈 BIG 💨🚀 that it 🔌💧 might ♂🤷 slap the 👏💌 back 🏃 of your THROAT Send this 👈🎊 to 🗣 other 🙌👪 STRETCHY SLUTS
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour ropes onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny
As the title says, my father walked in on me whilst I was jerkin the cherkin, "What is thee doing with thy genitalia!?" He screamed as he opened the door into my private chambers. I tried to lie and claim it was not what it looked like, but alas, it twas. My father immediately ran out of my room and into the courtyard of our palace, "Father! Father!" I yelled out in vein as my papa kicked his horse led carriage into action, veering out of our palace grounds. What shall I do? Will I ever see him again?
💯It’s national LimerDICK🍆💦😮 day☀️😹 When SLUTS👅🙌 celebrate the birthday🎂🎉😘 Of big 🍌😫 DADDY👨🏻🤭 Lear🥵🥵🥵 It CUMS💦😛😂 once a year📆💥 😏So swallow 👅🤤some CUMMIES🤭 today💅🏻
LimerLICK👅💦 some good pussy😼 tonight🌌 😛And deepthroat😮💨😵 every cock🐓🥒😝 that’s in sight🫣 🙏🏻Not all poems📝 are🗼DEEP 🌊😉 Or will put you to 💤sleep 😴 🛏️ 😵When you #️⃣POUND 🔨 that ass🥰🥰 in the moonlight🌝💫
Before you spread🖐️ those 🤩Sexy Cheeks🍑😍🥵 👌🏻Send this to 🔟 HOetry freaks💋👀😂 If you dont🤡 it’s bad luck🛑😰 And it’s going to SUCK🤪🤮 😅’Cause you’ll get 🚫🙅🏻♀️RIDER’S block🙅🏻♀️🚫 for 🔟 weeks🪦😫🤣
I worked at a movie theatre selling snacks right? One day someone ordered a hot dog and asked for mayonnaise, but when I went to make the hot dog I realised something, we ran out of mayo. I tried telling him that I was going to go to the grocery store right across the hall (because the theatre was in a mall). He said he was in a rush because the 'Nigga Ballsack: Shaking of Thugs' Premiere Episode was going to play in 15 minutes and they would stop letting people in within 5 minutes before the show began, so I had to think quickly. But then a voice in my head told me to watch thug shaker porn. It was the perfect idea! I turned on my computer and went to r/thugsaucesthesequel. I rubbed my hard, throbbing, moist cock so hard that cum spurred out of my cock onto the hot dogs. I gave it to the customer and he payed, he then went to watch the show. Literally 15 minutes later he came back and asked me, "WHAT IS THIS??? I ASKED FOR MAYONNAISE." I said "So you want mayonaise? You rushed me, what could I do?" Little did I know, my hard, moist penis was still sticking out. But all of a sudden, I uncontrollably squirted all my cum all over him. "YOU ARE DISGUSTING" he yelled. But i squirted cum all over his mouth and he couldn't breath or speak. I let him struggle for a while, but because I sprayed cum in his nose, he couldn't breath, and he eventually stopped moving and died. Turns out, another employee saw the scene and called the cops. When the cops arrived, I also sprayed my cum on the cops. I blinded them with my cum. They started firing their guns all over the place and shot everyone in the movie thearater. I then saw police cars arrive, but it didn't matter. I shot cum all over the streets, and the cars crashed into each other. Eventually they sent the SWAT team and they arrested me, not before i killed 2 other swat officers with my cum. I was apprehended because I ran dry, I have to serve 36 years in jail, fuck the feds.
