Hello 👋 friend 🙋. You are very gay
Hello 👋 friend 🙋. You are very gay 🤸👨❤️💋👨. I'm sorry 😔 to inform 💌 you, but the LGBT 🏳️🌈 community has decided to convert ✝️ you 👉. You do not🙅 have a choice ❌. You will now suck 💦 💦 on my penis 🍆Whenever someone calls you 🤓
No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.Oh nice and emoji. And what do you expect to do with it, motherfucker? You replying with an emoji means that you have no idea what to say and have no valid argument. Go on. Use another one. Lets see how pathetic you are.Nicole Gumball is fine as hell.
Nicole Waterson got the dump truck fr I don't blame Gumball I would've went in Mrs. Waterson raw and let my kids invade that 2D anthropomorphic cartoon pussy yessir. Would've had that bih screaming my name and make her ass clap back and jiggle hard like the recoil on a desert eagle. The sounds of the ass clapping would be like pancakes being flipped constantly, me slipping and sliding in her raw at the beginning would have the slight cartoonish rubber stretching sound effect and towards the middle and end of the smashing it would sound like the mac and cheese being mixed together lord yes that bootyful cat would have me on child support but idc it would be worth it, shii might end up giving her a kid and call the series the amazing world of niggaball, series about a black cat growing up with a thicc ahh single mom who makes onlyfans to sustain her finances from her estranged husband and kids from her first family.Boy I would have the cheeks clapping so hard and I would be pumping the pussy so hard she start purring for me yessir. Need me a loyal one like Mrs Waterson ong, I would not pull out a day in my life if I smashed herNakatikim 👅💦 ka na ba 🫵👶 ng tigdalawang ✌️🙏 pisong💸💲 takoyaki?
Nakatikim 👅💦 ka na ba 🫵👶 ng tigdalawang ✌️🙏 pisong💸💲 takoyaki? ⛹️♀️🎾Dito sa 👆🌍📍Taguig City 🇵🇭🌍matatagpuan 👀😱 ang isang 🏪🛍️👝 tindahan ng 👵🚂🏚️ abot-kayang takoyaki! 🍡🍢😛Tatlong 🥢🫕 klase ang 🥹🤯 palaman ng 🤖🙊takoyaki nila rito: 🫧💞mayroong may 🎃🥵gulay, cheese,🫰🤺 at ang best-seller 🏆🍾nila na may 🌭 palamang 👁️🫦👁️ hatdog. 🌭🌶️Ayon kay ate🧏♀️🗣️, aabot sa🦾🙌 dalawang 💯💯libung pirasong💥🎉 takoyaki 💦🙊nagagawa 💔👣nila kada🤜🤛 araw. Piniprito 🤳💅ang takoyaki 🛀💇nila rito 🤸🤸at may sawsawan 🌊🌅na suka 🤢🤮 o yung🐴🍆 matamis na 🦼🙅sauce. Mabenta🥰 ang tigdalawang 👉👌pisong takoyaki 🧑🍼🏵️lalo na 🐖🪓sa mga 👹😈estyudante dahil malapit😶🌫️🫠 lamang ito sa 👽🕳️tatlong eskwelahan.💫🫁 Syempre 🫶👅sinubukan 👯👯♂️din natin👍👍 ito! Para sa🫴🍒 akin 'tong dalawang🤏🍑 piso pwede 🤾🧔🏿♂️ na siya pan-tawid 🥵🦠 gutom. Para sa 🦴👏mga nais na makatikim🤲💅 ng pinakamurang 💁✨takoyaki sa 😩🤯buong mundo,🤵👰 matatagpuan 🍄🐽lamang ito sa 🪬👅🪬likod ng🤓🦥 Taguig City Hall of Justice 🃏🏘️sa Brgy. Upper Bicutan 🏟️👾sa Taguig City!💃💃Nakatikim ka na ba ng tigdalawang pisong takoyaki? Dito sa Taguig City matatagpuan ang isang tindahan ng abot-kayang takoyaki! Tatlong klase ang palaman ng takoyaki nila rito: mayroong may gulay, cheese, at ang best-seller nila na may palamang hatdog. Ayon kay ate, aabot sa dalawang libung pirasong takoyaki nagagawa nila kada araw. Piniprito ang takoyaki nila rito at may sawsawan na suka o yung matamis na sauce. Mabenta ang tigdalawang pisong takoyaki lalo na sa mga estyudante dahil malapit lamang ito sa tatlong eskwelahan. Syempre sinubukan din natin ito! Para sa akin 'tong dalawang piso pwede na siya pan-tawid gutom. Para sa mga nais na makatikim ng pinakamurang takoyaki sa buong mundo, matatagpuan lamang ito sa likod ng Taguig City Hall of Justice sa Brgy. Upper Bicutan sa Taguig City!Croácia vs Brasil
No futebol: Croácia 🇭🇷 4x2 🇧🇷 Brasil
Na educação: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
Saúde:🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
Desenvolvimento: 🇧🇷 10x0🇭🇷
Empregos: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
Segurança: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
Mas pelo visto vcs se preocupam mais com “copa do mundo” do que com qualidade de vida.Little Japanese Girl: A Short Story
You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon.
You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you.
You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.