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How To Achieve Heaven

    Prime Numbers(1-600):
    
    2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97
    
    101, 103, 107, 109, 113, 127, 131, 137, 139, 149, 151, 157, 163, 167, 173, 179, 181, 191, 193, 197, 199
    
    211, 223, 227, 229, 233, 239, 241, 251, 257, 263, 269, 271, 277, 281, 283, 293
    
    307, 311, 313, 317, 331, 337, 347, 349, 353, 359, 367, 373, 379, 383, 389, 397
    
    401, 409, 419, 421, 431, 433, 439, 443, 449, 457, 461, 463, 467, 479, 487, 491, 499
    
    503, 509, 521, 523, 541, 547, 557, 563, 569, 571, 577, 587, 593, 599
    
    There are a total of 109 prime numbers from 1-600.
    
    Pucci's 14 Words (Not Racist):
    
    Spiral Staircase (らせん階段 Rasen Kaidan)
    
    Rhinoceros beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi]
    
    Desolation Row (廃墟の街 Haikyo no machi)
    
    Fig tart (イチジクのタルト Ichijiku no taruto)
    
    Rhinocerous Beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi)
    
    Via Dolorosa (ドロローサへの道 Dororōsa e no michi)
    
    Rhinocerous Beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi)
    
    Singularity point (特異点 Tokuiten)
    
    Giotto (ジョット Jotto)
    
    Angel (天使エンジェル Enjeru)
    
    Hydrangea (紫陽花 Ajisai)
    
    Rhinoceros beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi)
    
    Singularity point (特異点 Tokuiten)
    
    Secret emperor (秘密の皇帝 Himitsu no Kōtei)
    
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    What you need is my Stand "The World".
    
    What you can find beyond the powers of my Stand is where you need to go in order to find Heaven. What you need is a trustworthy friend. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in political power, fame, wealth, or sexual desire, and who chooses the will of God before the law of humans.
    
    Will I, DIO, be able to meet someone like this one day?
    
    What I also need is the lives of more than 36 humans who have sinned, because those who have sinned harbor a strong power within.
    
    I'll engrave these words onto my Stand so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to destroy my Stand momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Stand will absorb the souls of the 36 sinners and will give birth to something utterly new.
    
    Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 phrases that my trusted friend will utter... My friend will trust me and I will become his "friend".
    
    Lastly, I need an appropriate location. North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes...
    
    Go there and wait for the New Moon...
    
    That's when Heaven will come.

    Is 2042 worth buying?

      Hey guys I am homeless and have $7.52 to my name but I saw BF2042 on sale for $58.99 in my local GameStop (I sleep behind there) and I’m sure I can borrow some money from my buddy Slick Rick. I heard that the new updates make it really playable so should I get it? I’m thinking I could hook it up to the CC TV at my local police department or possible steal a television and GameStationBoy 3.
      
      The last game I played was Tetris so I’m looking to upgrade.
      
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      I jerked off to maths..

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          Why Barack Obama should be a playable character in Smash Bros.

            There are many compelling reasons why Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, should be a playable character in the popular video game series Super Smash Bros. For one, Obama is a highly influential and historic figure who served as the first African American President of the United States. Including him as a playable character in the game would not only be a nod to his significance in American history, but it would also add diversity to the game's roster of characters.
            
            Additionally, Obama has a unique and memorable personal style that could make for an interesting and fun character in the game. His distinctive look, including his signature suits and his famous ear-to-ear grin, could be incorporated into his character design, making him instantly recognizable to players. Furthermore, his charisma and likability, which were key factors in his successful political career, could translate into an engaging and entertaining in-game persona.
            
            Furthermore, Obama's time in office was marked by numerous accomplishments and landmark events, such as the passage of the Affordable Care Act and the legalization of same-sex marriage, that could provide inspiration for his in-game abilities and moves. For example, his ability to bring people together and find common ground could be represented by a move that temporarily calms down and unifies other characters on the battlefield.
            
            In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling. He could also have access to a range of high-tech gadgets and equipment from his time as President, such as drones and secret service agents, that could give him an edge in battle.
            
            Overall, there are many reasons why Barack Obama should be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. His historic significance, memorable personal style, and diverse range of skills and abilities would make him a valuable addition to the game's roster of characters.
            
            (Moveset)
            
            As a former President of the United States, Barack Obama could have a variety of moves at his disposal in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Here are a few ideas for his moveset:
            
            ● Neutral Special: "Hope and Change" - Obama creates a circle of light around himself, healing himself and any allies within the circle.
            
            ● Side Special: "Yes We Can" - Obama rushes forward, delivering a powerful punch to any opponents in his path.
            
            ● Up Special: "Soaring Speech" - Obama takes flight, using the power of his oratory skills to boost himself upward and damage any opponents he comes into contact with.
            
            ● Down Special: "Lincoln's Legacy" - Obama summons the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who attacks opponents with a spectral axe.
            
            ● Final Smash: "The Audacity of Hope" - Obama unleashes a powerful flurry of blows, finishing with a devastating uppercut that sends opponents flying.

            Girlfriend “Post Nut Shitting” ???

              I need help. I've been with this girl for about 5 months now. Everything was fine up until she started doing this thing called "Post Nut Shitting"
              
              I'm not fucking kidding. I wish I was. Every time we do anything, she tells me "It is time for my post nut shit", smiles to herself, gets up, and goes to the bathroom. And look, I know girls usually pee or whatever after sex because its reduces the chance of an infection or something (reddit dont crucify me if im wrong thats just how I remember it) but she makes it clear she is shitting in there. She even makes comments afterwards. If we have sex multiple times she will sit in the bathroom after each time for up to 15 minutes doing god knows what (Cant be shitting, this is her 3rd time in there?). I honestly have no idea where this comes from. I stopped laughing at it the second or so time shes done this. It has become a consistent thing now and it honestly is grossing me out, especially since now I cant even fuck her without thinking about her stupid fucking post nut shit.
              
              How the hell do I even begin to talk to her about this. Is this a fucking meme or something??
              
              Edit : Is this a tiktok trend or something? Someone said their GF apparently does this too.