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Hurricane Season

    GET READY FOR THE BIG ONE 😏😏😏 TODAY IS THE START OF HURRICANE SEASON 🌀😬 AND ALL YOU SLUTTY STORM SURGERS BETTER GET READY 😤🌊 MAKE SURE YOU 🫵 CAN HANDLE A CATAWHOREY 5️⃣ EVEN IF THE BIG ONES SCARE YOU 😱😰 LOAD UP WITH PROTECTION 😉🪵 BEFORE YOU GET ALL WET 💧😅 WITH CORIOLIS EFFECT CUMMIES 💦💦 NAUGHTY MOTHER NATURE 👵💐 IS READY TO SLAM YOU HARD 😳😫 AND SHES HORNY FOR HURRICANES 🌪️⛈️😜 ‼️🚨🚨‼️ LOOK OUT ‼️🚨🚨‼️ THAT STORM IS CUMMING 😩😲😵 AND ITS GONNA WAKE THE NEIGHBORS 😨🤷‍♀️🤷 MAKE SURE TO CALL UP AL ROKER 👴🏾🌦️ AND ASK DADDY TO GO EASY ON YOUR FORESKIN🍆🥩 I MEAN CAST 🙏🫡 SEND THIS TO 🔟 HURRICANE HOTTIES 🔥🔥 OR YOU’LL GET NO HURRICANE THOTTIES 😈💅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ RETURNED YOU’RE SURE TO GET YOUR BACK AND WINDOWS BLOWN OUT 💨💨💨 GET ALL 🔟 AND THE STORM SURGE ⛈️☔️ IS ALREADY INSIDE YOUR EVACUATION ZONE 🍑😉 PREPARE FOR A TY-POON!! 🌀🌪️😹
    heY 👋 u StOrMii 🌧 ☔️ SLUTZZZ 😬😋Hurricane ⛈ IDA is CUMMING 💦💦 & so is this DICK 🍆🍆‼️....Ladies 👯‍♀️ you ready for some Category 5️⃣ ASS fuCkIn ??? 😈🌨🌧 A state of 🚨EmerJIZZcy 🚨has been 😱 DICKlared 🚔 for New WHORE-leans, 😵 MissiTITsi, 😂👌🏼PENISSEE 🤠 & ArkansASS 🍑‼️No matter🙅🏼‍♂️where you at 🌎 dAt pussy’s 🐱gonna be DRenChEd! 🤣🤪 When IDA CUMS 💦 it's gonna be WET n WILD. 🤘🏽So make SURE to get the PROPER 😉 PROTECTION 🍆. Cus the wind 💨 is not gonna be the only thing BLOWIN tonight 😉👅. SEND to of your 1️⃣0️⃣ WETTEST bitches to get DRENCHED 😍 by Daddy tonight! 😍😘😘👅👅.

    TW: Why “Trigger Warning” is considered a trigger.

      ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ TW: Trigger Warning ‼️ ‼️ ‼️😈😈

😎😎😎Trigger warnings are warnings that are placed at the beginning of a post to warn the reader🥵🥵 of potential traumatic triggers 😤😤that may be contained inside the post. However, for some, reading the "Trigger Warning" 😩😨😨😭😭part of the trigger warning may cause trauma👅👅 in which will ultimately make the trigger warning useless😱😱😱, as warning the reader of triggers can be a trigger.🥱🥱🥱 Why? Who knows, but "Trigger 😴😴Warnings" are traumatic experiences, too. Because of this, I offer a simple solution 😜😜to end the trigger warning trigger.😈😈 Simply do not use trigger warnings. 🤨🤨🤨🤨Why no trigger warnings? Well, 🗣to simply put it, trigger warnings are managing to trigger individuals who have seen countless trigger warnings, because 🎃there are triggers for everything. 😮😮😮By not using a trigger warning,❤ we won't have people getting triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post. Therefore, ending this trigger😣😣 warning trigger👣 possibility in the list of😪 triggers. Well, without trigger warnings, there is a potential that there would be no way to warn a user about possible traumatic💤💌💌 experience triggers that🧠 may set someone off,⛷⛷⛷ causing 💥them to type a 500 page rant 💨💨on why this and that doesn't work with that because that left the💫 family home to go get 🤺🤺🤺milk. An alternative to the big "T🐁W" or "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post, just say what is the trigger so that someone cannot be triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning". For example: "Stuff talking about the brand new🦄🦄 My 🦄🦄Little🦄🦄 Pony🦄🦄 Convention👽👽 is up ahead, beware!💀💀💀💀💀💀" Getting straight😎😎 to the point with your warning can advise users to be cautious 🕳💢while reading your amazing🔆🔆 post. Thank you🦾🦾 for coming👀👀 to my 👯‍♀️TED👯‍♀️ talk.

      Complete💯✔️ Guide🗺️👨‍🏫📜 to Horse🐴🐎🏇🦄 Masturbation👊💦💦

        Horse🐴 masturbation👊💦💦 techniques🥋🤹 aren't🙅 the same♊ kinds of techniques🥋🤹 as, say🗣️, just⚖️ a guy👨 jerking off👊💦 or receiving📫 a blowjob🌬️🍆. They have very specific📍 stimulation💆💡 requirements📜. Generally🎖️ speaking🗣️, it's not🙅 possible🔮 for people👪 to stimulate💆💡 a horse🐎 in the correct✔️ manner🙇. In the videos📺 you've seen👁️ of women👩 "giving🎁 a horse🎠 a blowjob🌬️👅🐡" the horses🐴 aren't🙅 being fully💯 stimulated💡 properly🎩. Their cock🐓🍆 heads👨 aren't🙅 flaring✨, and, in most cases💼, their cocks🐓 are kind of malleable🥀🐍 and can👌 be moved🚚 around↩️ and stuff. This is because the stimulation💡 requirements📜 for getting their cocks🐓🍆 out of their sheaths🗡️👛 is vastly🌊 less than actual ejaculation🍆💦💦. In all of those videos📼, those people👪 are just⚖️ playing🤡⚽ with flaccid🥀 horse🐴 dick🍆 more or less. The "cum"💦💦 you see👁️ in those videos📹 is usually a watered💧 down⬇️ yogurt🥛🥄 that is put⛳ in their mouths👄🤤 in a camera🎥 transition💊🏳️‍🌈 and held📎 there until they spit🤤💦 it out. In order📦 to use those in most cases💼 though, the horse🐴 has to be willing👌🙋 to "mount"🗻 the device🔬, and begin🎬 the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 on their own. This is usually achieved💯✔️ by spreading⚱️ estrus🤰🍑♀️ pheromones🌹👃💞 around↩️, gaining the horse's🐎 attention🛎️⚠️, and having them mount🗻 a sawhorse🚧🦄 or fence🚧 or something where the positioning📍 makes🎨 them believe💫✡️📿 that they are actually on top🎩🎪 of a Mare🐴🤰♀️. Then at that point☝️📌 they are attempting🙋 to shove👐 their, very erect🗼, cocks🐓🍆 into a Mare's🐴🤰♀️ vagina, but there is no🙅 Mare🐴🤰 present. If the person👨 with the artificial🤖 vagina🌮 isn't❌ fast💨 enough to get it around↩️ the horse's🐴 cock🍆, after about🤷 15-30 seconds⏱️ of attempted🙋 mounting🗻 the horse🐴 will try🙋 to give🎁 up⬆️ and reevaluate🤔⁉️ the situation💹. When a mount🗻 is successful💯✔️ though, actual copulation💑🌭🌮 only lasts⏱️ about🤷 15 seconds⏱️, and is VERY intense🎆🌟💥, thusly why the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 is a key🗝️🔑 component⚙️🔌 for their ejaculation💦💦💦.

        The worst month of my life has arrived

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          The worst month of my life has arrived

I personally hate pride month. It's not due to the month itself but rather how I think of myself. Every pride month I see people talking about their relationships and all of that stuff but I'm painfully single. I just get jealous and end up more depressed. I also hate valentines day for the same reason. It's gonna take a lot of willpower to not end it all this month but I'll try my best. The only thing I have to look forward to is my birthday in a week. I'm actively searching for a partner so hopefully I'll be able to find someone before the end of the month. I know other people feel the same way about this month and I just wanted to share my feelings. If anyone else wants to vent in the comments of this post, go ahead.

          What is Copypasta?

            What is copypasta and how its used in the internet?
            Every Jojo copypasta

            Copypasta is a block of text that you can copy and paste into any chat or messaging platform. Its called copypasta as a combination of both ‘copy’ and ‘paste’. Its usually used (copy-paste) on a block of text that are either funny or ‘troll’ in nature to mess with another person. Copypastas are text memes!

            Copypasta are long funny texts which are distributed over the internet by copying and pasting. Its usually posted on a message boards or discussion threads to troll newer users as an inside joke. Popular examples of copypastas include things like ‘My name is Yoshikage Kira’, ‘Navy Seal copypasta’, or the entirety of the Bee Movie script.

            Wikipedia definition of copypasta

            A copypasta is a block 🌚😈🔮💯 of text 📃 that 🍆👀 is copied 😀 and pasted across 😏 the Internet 🌐 by ⏩ individuals through 🧑‍⚖️ online 💻❓ forums and social 👥 networking websites. Copypastas are said 💬 to be 🧐❤️ similar 👱 to spam as they 💁 are often 🍆💰💰 used 📅😏 to annoy other 🏭 users 🏻 and disrupt online 💻❓ discourse. The term 📄 “copypasta” is said 💬🙈 to have 🔦 emerged 📳 from 😤 4chan 🍀 forums around 🤏 2006. Here, 🈁 copypasta was originally 🔙🔙 used 🎶 to mock or provoke new 🆕 users, 🏻 who 🤔🤔 generally respond 🙇 negatively 🏻 to it.

            How are Copypastas used?

            If you 😶 are really ✔ being serious 😳, this 👉 sub 💪 was made to store important 😎 documentaries 📑 one day we may need 👨‍🎓, and we shall easily 😀 “copy-paste” 🤯 them in our resumes 😎😎 for applying to jobs 💯.

            Alternatively, you can use copypastas to effectively get kicked out of group texts that you want nothing to do with. The first time you send a 10 page text is all it takes.

            Barcelona were never the best club in the world

              Barcelona were never the best club in the world, they just had the best players. Barcelona has 30 years of history, Barcelona will never be the best club in the world. City will become the best club in the world faster than Barcelona makes the top 3. And if you still have any doubts, I'll make it clear, Barcelona are shit, they're the shit that everyone passes by, the shit that is left to cook under the sun and washed away by the rain. They're the shit that doesn't even smell Barcelona is shit and they're still bad at it, in fact they re so bad at being shit that if it depended on them toilets would go extint.