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THE JOKE IS SEX!

    THE JOKE IS SEX!
    
    get it 😍😍 the joke is that 🤯🤯🤯🤯 the woman is about to take her shirt off🤯🤯😰😼😼😼😼 but the video 📼📼📼 cuts ✂️✂️✂️to something else,2,2,2,1,?1?1!1!1!1!1😅😅😅😅😅😅😅the joke, is sex!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😼😼😼😼😼😼 i cant believe op trolled🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌me like that!1!1!1 i literally had my dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦in my hand ✊✊✊✊✊✊what a silly goober‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕‼️❕‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥❗️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩💥

    I can offer you a better deal in oil trades

      Offer on oil trade copypasta
      Hey, I am interested in making a {dollar amount} trade offer for your {object name}
      I live in {location}, I've got a carry permit and {location} driver's license and am an Army Iraq war veteran.
      If you're open to trades oil is a smart play. I can offer you a better deal in oil trades than cash. I'd offer you 16 jugs, 80 qts, of new synthetic motor oil. Value is about $500. I have mostly 0w40, Mobil1 5w30, Castrol 0w20, some 5w40 Euro in stock.
      
      OPEC has been cutting oil output, including recently. I expect oil scarcity. Savvy people see the financial aspect of setting aside oil. As good as money if you maintain vehicles, and extremely useful. Don't be hostage to rising retail oil prices.
      
      Also have a $200-300 new NRA XL leather jacket with tags. I'd trade this and the rest in qts of oil.
      
      Not a scam. Real offer
      
      Sure we can work out a very nice trade deail if you're interested.
      
      Thanks for your time.

      Guys, what one is your favorite Huggy wuggy

        Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy Wuggy, Seek, scary Blue, Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab… Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude, and, um, yeah. Snow Seline, Banbalina, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and Awesome Huggy Wuggy. This is, uh, me but like I don’t wanna use it. Blue and, uh, I mean, um, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy, um, Choo Choo Charles, right, Boxy Boo but like not evil, and we have evil Boxy Boo. We have Squid Game Huggy Wuggy. We have baby Huggy Wuggy, and Blue, and Freddy Fazbear, oinky oink oink. We have creepy Green. We have happy Huggy Wuggy. Look how happy he is, and we have "What the hell?" We have nobody cares Huggy Wuggy.
        gguys, what one is you favorite? huggy wuhgy seek scary blue, or zumbo sauce, banban, uhnm nabnab, um. i forgot his name the frog dude? and, um, yea. slow sulling, banbaleena, stinga flinn, opilla bode, and awesome huggy wuggy !! (this is uh me but like i dont wanna use it) um blue and .?? och a i mean um kissy missy, kiwwy willy, um, choo choo tarwles, right. boxy boo, but like not evil? and we have EVOLA BOXY BŪ !! weyave squid game huggy wuggy, we have baby haggy waggy, and blue ! and freddy fazbeOink Oinky Oink Oink. we have, creepy green, we have, um, happy huggy wuggy, look how hap
        He is and we have um. What The Hell bm bmch, we have um nobody cares huggy wug

        Huggy wuggy seek scawy blue

        guys what one is yor favorite huggy wuggy seek scawy blue, shumbo shosh, banben, uh nam nab, um, i forgot his name the frog doode and um yeah, flosaleene, bambalina, stingr flin, opeela bord, en awsum huggy wuggy, ish jus uh me but like i don wanna use it, a blue n, o i mean um pissy missy, scawy rehly, um chu chu chawuls, but boxy boo but like not evil, and we have eViL bOxY bOo 👻, yeah uh squid game huggy wuggy, yea baby huggy wuggy, en blue, en freddy basbe un 🐷 e ungo, we have crepy green, we have um, happy huggy, wuhggy look how ha--pee hes, and we have bum whot da hell b̷̫̞̑̅͠o̸̲̎̽ ̴͙̕b̵̨͉̗̊́͜͠e̸̺͖̋̀̃, we have um nobudy cares huggy wu-

        Flofaline Bambalina

        Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy wuggy, Seek, Scary blue, uh Sumbo Sauce, banban, an nabnab, um i forgot his name the frog dude and um yeah, flofaline, bambalina, stingo fleb, um pilla bone, and awesome huggy wuggy, this is uh me but i dont wanna use it um blue, and uh i mean uh kissy missy, killy willy, um Choo Choo charles, boxy boo but like not evil, and we have EVIL boxy boo, we have squid game huggy wuggy. We have baby huggy wuggy, an blue, and fredy fatbear. Oink oinky oink oink. We have, creepy green, we have um happy huggy wuggy, look how hap he is and we have um, what tha hell *blows raspberry*. We have um nobody cares Huggy Wug-.

        I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles

          The original was about Flying Lotus and many variations of celebrities came after that.
          The original was about Flying Lotus and posted on 4chan.
          I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
          
          The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
          
          When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
          
          I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
          
          The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
          When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


           

          My fiancé has a micropenis

            Wow, it's almost a relief just to write that down. IRL I have not told a single person- not anyone in my family not my bestie. I really have no one to vent to. Im thankful for this subreddit.
            
            Obviously it's not a deal breaker for me- I want to spend the rest of my life with him. He is an amazing man, treats me so well, highly intelligent. He is tall, very good looking and fit. He is basically the whole package and I'm so proud to be with him.
            
            Now- his dick. He is 3 inches hard and very thin. Basically the size of my thumb. The one area in this world he is insecure about. It was definitely a shock for me at first. We do have sex often. Pretty much every day without fail. He has magical hands & tongue and he is a very enthusiastic lover-making sure I cum every time. He has a tremendous imagination. We do use toys, such as dildos, sleeves and straps ons from time to time. It's good and all, but it's just not the same.
            
            Now here is the real get off my chest stuff. He would ask me if I ever miss a bigger dick. I don't have it in my heart to tell him ABSOLUTELY YES. I was always a very sexual being and I was very orgasmic from PIV. I absolutely miss cumming from PIV. I absolutely crave that full filling that I don't get now. I wake up horny and just crave it.
            
            It's not a deal breaker because of the amazing man he is and my love for him. He is very much the greatest man I have ever met. I would never cheat- I've never cheated on anyone and I won't start now. But I admit, my mind is dirty and can wonder. I would imagine fucking a big dick while I masturbate- and I would cry with guilt after I cum.
            
            I feel so bad that the world is so unfair. I would read on Reddit about men being so sad and insecure over their average cocks. 5-6 inches and your nsecure? Like STFU!!! Whoever, I'm part of the problem myself. I was the girl that previously bragged to her girlfriends about how well endowed my ex boyfriend was. It's funny how the world works. The world sucks. We suck.

            Gatekeeping food

              i find mfs like u really interesting bro. i ain't gon lie this spot is kinda like a personal thing to me you get what i'm saying. it's just like a personal vibe u feel me. what's really crazy is you wouldn't even wanted this if u ain't see me post it u get what i'm saving. i don't even think u really hungry like that tbh bro. so go ahead find yourself something to eat bro go open your fridge bro this not the fridge this the internet u get what i'm saying. this shit taste insane though shit wild seafood pasta uk what i'm saying this shit market price u feel me shit i wish i could put u on but its really a personal vibe u know. i bring my loved ones here so u know what i'm saying u be easy bro

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