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Did 9/11 happen in the Cars universe?

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    The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

    My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston

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      My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston 

My significant other recently started playing Overwatch. At first, it was just a hobby, the usual stuff, maybe a bit of shouting at the screen. But lately, their behavior has taken a very strange turn, specifically when they play as this one character who is a large gorilla.

Whenever they start playing as him, they immediately switch into this weird, deep cartoonish voice and say “greetings” over and over again to whoever they are playing with online. It’s annoying, but I could live with that. The real problem is when they start doing well in the game.

They call it “monkey mode.” Whenever they get a few kills or win a fight, they completely abandon the chair, climb onto our bed, and start crawling around on their knuckles like a gorilla. They actually beat their chest. It’s become such a common occurrence that I feel like I can’t even be in the room while they’re gaming anymore. It’s incredibly jarring to go from a quiet evening to hearing thumping, chest-beating, and weird grunting from the bedroom.

To make matters worse they’ve also developed an obsession with the song “Gucci Gang” by Lil Pump but replaced the lyrics to say “Gooshway Gang” (who I believe is a chinese professional player). They sing it constantly. Not just while playing, but while we’re cooking dinner, while they’re getting ready for work, just randomly around the house.

I’ve brought up how its driving me crazy but they just sort of laugh it off like it’s a joke or an “inside thing” with their online friends. Am I overreacting? Is this behavior normal among Overwatch players? Winston players?

      This is fucking Rocket League right here

        Its a variant of the “Thats football right there” copypasta but changed to Rocket League.

        This is fucking Rocket League right here. None of that pansy ass dick tugging style for the replay bullshit. Players whiff, players ball chase, players backflip when they try to fast aerial. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Rocket League is back baby.

        No, you’re NOT a gamer

          12 year olds on XBox live when you kill them:

          From a Reddit post by u/Username6273 back in 2019. The original didn’t had a lot of traction but people reposted it as a parody which eventually made it into a meme.

          No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

          Im looking for a bento box

            This is a really old copypasta that came from 4chan but never went big. Only real OGs would remember it.

            AKA the Bento Box copypasta, it originally came from a post by niu-niu in Something Awful forum back in 2003. The post became a meme due to its satirical nature of weeb culture (not intended) and got reposted to sites like Yahoo Answers and 4chan mid 2000s.

            An archived version can be found on Tumblr. 

            Posted by niu-niu,  Feb 22, 2003 15:46
            Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
            And it HAS to be by paypal. Please contact me at msn messanger at [email protected] or e-mail me there. You can also reply here but i would rather if you would message me, because it's just faster that way and i dont think i would check this topic alot
                remember:

    cant be pink or any girly color
    has to be small
    has to be of 2 or more compartments
    cant be made of plastic
    cant have drawings of cartoons (it can have cute lil designs though)
    should come with matching chopstick holder (with chopsticks)
    should be of cute shape like an oval
    transaction must be through paypal
    cant be more than 20 dollars
     

    THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!      

    *PS. I know it might seem like im asking for alot but bento boxes come in ALOT of different shapes and stuff... i saw one JUST like the one im asking here on e-bay for a buy it now price of 15, BUT IT ONLY HAD ONE COMPARTMENT!!! I WANT 2 or MORE!!

            Whoever watches Gen Z ( ¯ ︶ ¯ ) Will never change (＾▽＾)

              Its a copypasta reply by users using the social media feature in Neverness to Everness (NTE)

              Whoever watches Gen Z ( ¯ ︶ ¯ )
Will never change (*＾▽＾*)
Because they know how great “Red” is (≧▽≦)
You’re now one of the lucky ones (★ ω ★)
You can now mog normies with your superior taste! (*´w`*)