I want to become max from brawl stars
Its the famous Max from Brawl Stars copypasta that started form the official sub.
Everyday, I imagine that if I am Max from Brawl Stars. I wake up and say "Let's go, come on, zip zip!" I run to bathroom, splash water on my face and say, "In the lead, winning, number one, best of the best, whoo!" while looking into the mirror. I have breakfast and say ""This is just the warm-up, right?" my family like "Blud, what are you talking about?" and they think if have I gone crazy. I run around, charging my super and then I deal 1.2k damage to everyone then my dad say "Stop drinking so many energy drinks, how many times should I say to behave yourself!" I run to school and see my teammate at cafeteria, she gets bullied by Kit and Shelly. I say "Three, two, one, BLAST OFF!" and get countered by their CCs, lost the game, 8 trophies and my sanity. (For love of god who added that feature into game anyway? We already suffering for golds!) I speed to the classroom and my teacher is there too, I decide to gifting apple and orange to him and he responds with "I can't sustain anymore." Namor will be happy remembering how he passionately fucked Sue
Its an infamous comment from a gooner detailing his cuckhold fantasy of Sue having sex with Namor and Tony behind Reed Richards in the game Marvel Rivals. The comment was posted in one of the many posts making fun of Namor for wanting to bang Sue when he was added and had since been deleted.
Namor will be happy remembering how he passionately fucked Sue and she rode his cock, experiencing the best orgasms of her life when her cuckhold husband saved the world. I think Tony should also fuck this perfect slut ass while her husband is not looking.Neuvilette ๐๐ฆ 14,600 Base HP โค๏ธ๏ธ 576 Base DEF ๐ก 15% CA damage
Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.
As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as an apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.
๐ฒ Neuvillette ๐ฅถ on-field carry ๐ค40,000 HP ๐ช 250% Crit Damage ๐คทโโ๏ธ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee ๐ฆ Unstoppable ๐ซ Penetrates shields ๐ก Can self heal ๐งฑ Insane AOE ๐ฏ Braindead single target โspin to win ๐ can solo abyss ๐งโโ๏ธ versatile teams and F2P friendly ๐บโฆ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos ๐ค๐ค๐ค Neuvilette ๐๐ฆ 14,600 Base HP โค๏ธ๏ธ 576 Base DEF ๐ก 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter ๐น 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascensionโฌ๏ธ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 ๐คนโโ๏ธ Self-healing ๐ฅ CA hits multiple targets ๐ฅ Interruption resist on CA ๐ซCan freely aim CA ๐ฏ No ER requirements ๐ No setup needed โ Skill cooldown only 12s โฑ French version
๐ฒ Neuvillette ๐ฅถ carry sur le terrain ๐ค40 000 HP ๐ช 250% de dรฉgรขts critiques ๐คทโโ๏ธ 36% CR supplรฉmentaire de Marรฉchaussรฉe ๐ฆ Imparable ๐ซ Pรฉnรจtre les boucliers ๐ก Peut s'auto-guรฉrir ๐งฑ AOE insensรฉe ๐ฏ Cible unique Braindead โspin pour gagner ๐ peut abyssal en solo ๐งโโ๏ธ รฉquipes polyvalentes et amicales F2P ๐บโฆ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ Hoyo a essayรฉ de le nerfer donne ร tout le monde 1600 primos ๐ค๐ค๐ค Korean version
๐ฒ Neuvillette ๐ฅถ ํ๋ ์บ๋ฆฌ ๐ค40,000 HP ๐ช 250% ํฌ๋ฆฌํฐ์ปฌ ๋ฐ๋ฏธ์ง ๐คทโโ๏ธ Marechaussee์์ ์ถ๊ฐ 36% CR ๐ฆ ๋ฉ์ถ ์ ์์ ๐ซ ์ค๋ ๊ดํต ๐ก ์๊ฐ ์น์ ๊ฐ๋ฅ ๐งฑ ๊ด๋์ AOE ๐ฏ ๋จ์ผ ํ๊ฒ์๊ฒ ๋ฌด๋ โํ์ ํ์ฌ ์น๋ฆฌ ๐ ์ฌ์ฐ์ ํผ์์ ์ฒ๋ฆฌํ ์ ์์ ๐งโโ๏ธ ๋ค์ฌ๋ค๋ฅํ ํ๊ณผ F2P ์นํ์ ๐บโฆ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ Hoyo๊ฐ ๊ทธ๋ฅผ ์ฝํ์ํค๋ ค๊ณ ํ๊ณ ๋ชจ๋์๊ฒ 1600๊ฐ์ ํ๋ฆฌ๋ชจ๋ฅผ ์คฌ์ด ๐ค๐ค๐คI have decided that using 911 as a meme to insult Knicks fans is pretty disgusting
Its a now deleted post by u/mguarinooo on an NBA meme sub where he announced his displeasure with the 911 memes which got clowned on.
As a long time New Jersey resident, I have decided that using 911 as a meme to insult Knicks fans is pretty disgusting. Friends of mine had their families ruined, people burning alive jumped 70 stories, splattering on the pavement to end the pain. And, most importantly, people who hate our country, the things we love (including our professional sports), drove Boeing 737 planes into our buildings. From that day on, America was never the same. More lives were lost at war, and people of different races started hating each other.
All in all, it was the lowest period I can remember for Americans. And now people who root for another sports team use those acts undertaken on New York City just to get under another fan's skin. Imagine if your sister was brutally raped and I posted a picture of the guy fucking your sister saying the guy is my team and your sister is yours. The mods let things go to far in here and I don't want to be a part of it.National Donut Day
Hey, you glaze-craving ๐ฉ๐ฆ HOLES! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
Itโs National Donut Day ๐ฉ๐, time to get that sweet, sticky ๐ฏ DICK-NUT ๐๐ฉ action goinโ! Dive into those cream-filled delights ๐ฆ๐ฆ and let โem SPURT all over your face ๐๐
while you munch on that doughy RING ๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธ of pleasure! Sprinkle some sugar ๐ on dat ass ๐ and get ready to POUND ๐ฉ๐จ some pastry like a true HOLE-filler ๐๐ฆ! Send this to 10 of your naughtiest donut DADDIES ๐ฉ๐จโ๐ณ or MOMMIES ๐ฉ๐ฉโ๐ณ in the next 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ seconds, or youโll be left with a DRY ๐, unfilled HOLE ๐ณ๏ธ๐ญ! Get 5๏ธโฃ back, and youโre the SLUTTY SPRINKLE QUEEN ๐๐ getting glazed all night! Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back, and youโll be STUFFED ๐ฆ๐ฉ with creamy goodness โtil youโre BEGGING for more ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ! Letโs make this Donut Day a real BANG-HOLE BASH ๐๐ณ๏ธ๐ฉ! ITโS NATIONAL ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
DONUT ๐ฉ DAY ๐คชyou know ๐ง what that meansโโ itโs time โฐ to get glazed๐งดand cream ๐จ filled๐ฆletโs JAM ๐๐ some ๐ MONSTER COCK ๐น into some fresh ๐๐ฆ donut ๐ฉ holes ๐ณ๏ธโณ๏ธ DADDY KRISPY๐ฅis gonna โ๏ธ KREME ๐งin you ๐ซต๐ซต no matter if your ๐ booty is FRIED ๐๐ณ or CAKED ๐๐ฐ๐ง UP โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ Go โ
out ๐๐ and get yourself some HOT ๐ฅต FRESH ๐ฆ DONUTS ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ send ๐ฉ this to ๐ of your nastiest ๐๐๐ donut HOES ๐ฉ if you get 0๏ธโฃ back โฌ
๏ธ youโre STALE ๐๐๐ and DRY ๐ต get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐โฎ๏ธ ur HOT โจ๏ธ n FRESH ๐๐ get ๐ back ๐ and someone will DO ๐ฐ NUT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ in you toNITE ๐ ๐ฉI like ๐ฅ donuts ๐๐ so much ๐๐ I appreciate ๐๐๐
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the homies ๐๐ glazing me ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ every night โจโจ๐ so much fun๐ซต๐ฅด