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Call me baised, but I’m a mid game Juju non who is fuming about the new update.

    In the 0.15 update for Hypixel, the Juju Shortbow was nerfed for the first time and all the Juju nons were losing it because their crazy overpowered digital bow was now unusable unless you got Enderman 5. 

    Call me baised, but I'm a mid game Juju non who is fuming about the new update. Enderman slayer 5 is an obsurd req for any item, let alone a juju shortbow. I have a Fot which was my backup weapon. I need f6 completion to use it. This means I am a 150m networth player going from full sa to young dragon, from juju to aotd. And worst of all I do not understand what the purpose of this update even was. You have made juju useless and fot is gonna become forgotten. Archer is gonna die unless you are one of the lucky few who have a term. Remeber admins, it's never too late for a rollback. If anyone could give me suggestions on what to do that would be greatly appreciated , thanks

    FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see “haha I want to gargle Faust’s boobs”

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      FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see "haha I want to gargle Faust's boobs" or "haha I want Hong Lu to step on me" or something. Blah blah blah I fucking know half of yall aren't actually horny you just don't know how else to show interest in a character.

You seek validation from your abnormal obsession with a character(your compass was swallowed by your fucking porn addiction), and everyone else reaffirms your beliefs that you're so quirky and zany by doing the "haha this guy crazy" comment or a reaction image or whatever. It's stupid and you know it.

Instead of changing your life for the better like the cool ideal guy Yi Sang, you delve further in your degeneracy and seek validation from others like the bitchless guy Dongrang. You can't flap your wings because they're drenched in your cum, too heavy to lift your ass off your gaming chair. Do better!

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      FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see "haha I want to gargle <waifu1>'s boobs" or "haha I want <waifu2> to step on me" or something. Blah blah blah I fucking know half of yall aren't actually horny you just don't know how else to show interest in a character.

You seek validation from your abnormal obsession with a character(your compass was swallowed by your fucking porn addiction), and everyone else reaffirms your beliefs that you're so quirky and zany by doing the "haha this guy crazy" comment or a reaction image or whatever. It's stupid and you know it.

Instead of changing your life for the better like the cool ideal guy <hero1>, you delve further in your degeneracy and seek validation from others like the bitchless guy <soyjack>. You can't flap your wings because they're drenched in your cum, too heavy to lift your ass off your gaming chair. Do better!

      Japanese emperor, Mr. Hirohito assured me that I have a very large penis

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        My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States. The new Japanese emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, he assured me, was nearly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.

        Gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Ryomen Sukuna

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          It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Ryomen Sukuna. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual "toys," including several custom dildos and a modified Sukuna-shaped doll with a twelve-inch pink strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and I have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping her from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep, inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death. The truth is, I died two months ago on the night I met the love of my life. I came home from the last episode of season 2 rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Sukuna would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and strong arms, penetrate me with his absolutely incredible girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration. It has been two months since that night. I feel nothing but grief. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Sukuna dolls, cloudy cum-crusted Sukuna acrylic stands that were once colorful and vibrant, and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Sukuna. I abused my Sukuna body pillow so much to the point that it can no longer stand upright against a wall. It lies crude and lifeless on my bedroom floor like a rotting corpse with the sole purpose of occasionally being my personal cum sock. My only friends are the roaches. Thank you for writing this, it's the only thing keeping me sane in these dark times. Everyday during my Sukuna prayer hours, I pray for your well being and happiness. You are a gift to this world and I do not deserve to read this fic as a sinner. May Sukuna remain victorious, and I will continue to pray to him for you A god (sukuna) bless you

          Reminds me of the time where I was haunted by centipedes

            The ‘Haunted by centipede‘ copypasta came from a comment on Reddit where a user reveals his trauma of centipede before ending the story with being edge.

            i fucking clicked on this fic faster than usains ass when i saw this update which reminds me of the time where i was haunted by centipedes when i was younger because i thought it would be funny to bURN A CENTIPEDE ALIVE when i was 14 because i was a little fuckwad but anyways that ugly creepy little fucker deserved the horrible death i gave it i even recorded it and sent it to all my friends who probably think back to that moment and wonder why the hell anyone would ever do that but i wanted to be special and shit and assert my dominance over everyone by burning a 2 inch centipede alive. but i actually hate centipedes because they remind me of my dads pet centipede he would keep in his house because my dad liked things with a bunch of legs but he was a shit caretaker so the centipede got out of its cage bcs my dad is an idiot and i was sleeping one day as a tiny little 7th grader and i feel something crawl up my hand and it's my dads fucking centipede who he named dorito because it was orange which might be the worst part bcs what kind of grown ass adult names their pet centipede dorito. anyways i screamed and my dad put her back in her cage but that was my last straw and i told my dad i wanted to stop going to his place and live with my mom which might seem like an overreaction but this fucking centipede was giant and i was crying so hard i puked. after i burned the centipede i realized i was actually the king of centipedes because everywhere i looked there would be centipedes which reminds of the time where i was alone at home trying to code this website for my schools charity drive and i wanted to go take a shit but while i was going up the stairs I SAW A CENTIPEDE ON THE WALL and i screeched so loud because this fucker was so big and i just want to let you know that house centipedes are 169300x more scary than regular centipedes bcs house centipedes have legs that fan out and that shit is the type of stuff you see in horror movies also have you seen the shining? you know that one scene where that furry sucks that man off? that traumatized me as a kid. anyways back to the centipedes i didn't really do anything but i had gathered up the courage to try and catch the centipede but i realized it was bathing and i felt kinda bad because i felt like a pervert for watching it bathe but i decided to wait for it to stop bathing but after that it started running and damn that centipede is a runner he a track star and i soon realized i was totally outmatched. i couldn't sleep for days after that. after that all my occurrences with centipedes were at my dads house where i kept having these frisky occurrences with them and one time there was a centipede right outside my door and i made my dad kill it and i was crying so hard and he told me stop being such a pussy but then he looked at the centipede and his face went white as a sheet bcs this house centipede wasnt 2 inches long, it wasn't 3 inches, it wasn't even 4 inches long. IT WAS 5 INCHES LONG which is actually crazy because i just googled it and that's literally impossible but i know what i fucking saw this centipede came right out of my nightmares like my nipples were so hard they could cut diamonds and my asshole was clenched like my life depended on it anyways my dad looked at me and i could see him debating whether or not to just leave me here but i told him not be a fucking pussy and that a grown ass man shouldn't be afraid of some centipede and plus weren't centipedes literally his thing? but anyways turns out he's ass in every way bcs he ripped 3 of the centipedes legs off and it got away and he looked and he was like aight lil bro ur just gonna have to deal bcs i can't catch this fucker and then he went to bed but i was like FUCK no so i snuck out of window and i ran to my moms house which was 3 miles away. my second encounter was when i was getting water for myself and i felt something on my foot and i look down it's this kind of smallish centipede just crawling on my foot violating me and i was like GET FUCKED because hell nah and i picked the centipede up by one of its antennae bcs it was tiny and i wasn't scared of no tiny centipede and i flushed it down the toilet and i had officially asserted my dominance over centipedes i was so proud of myself i could die. anyways i love your fic it reminds of the feeling when u really want to cum but you have to piss so you're just being edged by your own bladder this a compliment btw i love being edged

            Can we please stop sending lesbian touhou porn in the sub?

              Uhhhmmm, g- guys? I have a little favor to ask, and I promise it won't take much of your time. Can we please stop sending lesbian touhou porn in the sub?

You see, my mom checks my phone every now and then (she's a bit of a gap youkai parent), and she already took it away once. It was really not fun, and she even went as far as blocking my favorite YouTuber, Dream, on our home network. I really don't want that to happen again, and I'm sure you guys can understand.

O- on a lighter note, can we talk more about My Little Pony and bronies? They are so cool, and I think we can all have a great time discussing our favorite characters, episodes, and fan theories. Plus, it's a topic my mom would be totally fine with, and I know many of you love MLP too!

So, to sum it all up, please let's stop sending lesbian touhou porn, and try to focus on more kid-friendly topics like My Little Pony and bronies. I really appreciate your understanding, and I hope we can keep having fun in this awesome subreddit!!!