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Here In My Garage just bought this new Lamborghini here

    Her in my garage copypasta

    Its an old (2015) infamous video of Tai Lopez (success guru) flexing his new Lambo while trying to sell his course on his website. People meme-d this video a lot back then and recently Biaheza (Youtuber) made a reference towards this meme after buying and restoring an old Lambo.

    Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”
    
    Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities.
    
    But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to become multimillionaires. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and happiness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.
    
    Now, this isn’t a “get rich quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Don’t be a cynic. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.”
    
    Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the man who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “optimism” so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Lamborghini, maybe it’s a new job, a new opportunity, starting your own company.
    
    Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, traveling the world, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand finances. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free.
    
    So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just in books like these, although I love books but also real in-person mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site.

    Meme-d version

    Here in my garaaaaaaaaaaaage. Just bought this new Lamborghini here. Fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? this new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My Tedx talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here. The. The. Thuhuhuhuhuhuuu. In fact I'm a lot more proud of these seven new Hollywood Hills that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new Lamborghinis. :| :o :| :o :| :o
    
    It's like the Buffet Warren billionaire says, "The more you earn the more you drive up here in the Hollywood Hills." In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini, is the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it's a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible because it wasn't that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills with only forty seven billion dollars in my bank account, and forty seven Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only forty seven hills in my Hollywood account, and only forty seven Tedx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my Tedx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account.
    
    But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini, and another Lamborghini, and a few more Lamborghinis. I found five Lamborghinis. I don't call it money anymore I call it fuel units. You must have enough units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
    
    I'll see you on my website. It's a quick video and you'll see there absolutely nothing!

    Mambo #5

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      byu/DangerNoodle1993 from discussion
      intodayilearned
      I have a buddy who's a big N4Y fan and an avid record collector. He posts all his finds on instagram. I thought it'd be funny to anonymously mail him a copy of Mambo #5. Tracked down a radio promo copy with a bunch of different versions of the song. Sent it out and never heard anything. About a year later I asked him about it. He got super upset and yelled "That was you? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Its a bad song but that seemed like an extreme response. Turned out someone took a diarrhea shit into the postal box I dropped the package in. USPS just bagged it up in a plastic bag and still delivered it.

      Tenna meeting Spamton

        Teena see’s Spamton for the first time and had a freakout in Deltarune Chapter 3.

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        It should be noted that I’ve upvoted every single person who’s disagreed with me

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          byu/DarqWolff from discussion
          ingaming

          Written by u/DarqWolff circa 2012 in a thread about Gabe Newell, he’s an infamous Redditor with delusions of grandeur often proclaiming how smart he is and that he invented stuff before it happen. People back then used to circlejerk his comments and follow any drama about him before his account was eventually suspended.

          It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said.
          
          In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
          
          My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
          
          I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
          
          I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
          
          I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
          
          I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
          
          I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
          
          I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
          
          The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
          
          That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
          
          All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me? 

          The Fog is coming

            The Fog is coming
            Nothing can save humanity. Open your doors and windows, let it in. Accept your fate. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
            The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. Open your windows.
            The fog is coming. 4:23 PM, June 26, 2022. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -144.778567450876°W. Expansion rate: 5·3x10^8 meter (5c) The fog is coming the fog is coming seek shelter while you still can invest in food invest in water as once the fog is here there will be no more the fog is coming the fog is coming no use for your worthless lives anymore as the fog will consume us all come 2025 the fog is coming and will burn your skin right from your bones no use in shelter no use in water no use in life the fog is coming the fog is coming. The fog is coming, an estimated 4.7 billion people will die, leaving behind 3.2 billion people, the continents of Asia, Africa, and Europe will be eradicated or have little to no survivors. It will continue to the Americas eradicating North America and then continuing to South America. Do anything for survival. 
            The fog is coming on June 25th 2026 8:52:24 PM(UTC-6) stay indoors for as long as possible if you hear knocking, screaming, cries for help or children crying, DO NOT ANSWER. prepare, this is your only warning. 
            The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming
            The fog is coming. 4:23 PM, June 26, 2026. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -144.778567450876°W. Expansion rate: 5·3x10^8 meter (5c)
            The fog is coming the fog is coming seek shelter while you still can invest in food invest in water as once the fog is here there will be no more the fog is coming the fog is coming no use for your worthless lives anymore as the fog will consume us all come 2025 the fog is coming and will burn your skin right from your bones no use in shelter no use in water no use in life the fog is coming the fog is coming.
            The fog is coming, an estimated 4.7 billion people will die, leaving behind 3.2 billion people, the continents of Asia, Africa, and Europe will be eradicated or have little to no survivors. It will continue to the Americas eradicating North America and then continuing to South America. Do anything for survival.
            THE FOG IS COMING
            I see the children with no eyes in the fog, they are screaming in agony. all i can do it slowly peel back my skin to release the ants. the fog is here. They’re back, the faces in the air. THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP. Do not run from the fog. Do not ever run from the fog. Stay in the fog. the fog is near, i need to go now. I feel the sin evaporating off of my skin. Oh lord have mercy on me for my sins have been extinguished. Take kindness on my dammed soul. LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD MY SKIN THE VOICES WON'T LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD MY SKIN THE VOICES WON'T LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD. The fog, stay in the fog. It’s so warm and loving. Don’t ever leave the fog, come join us in the fog. MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes the ants have arrived, crawling in my fingernails. DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER? They’re overwhelming me. The fog follows, soon to consume me. The voices told me so. The fog is here. It always has been and it always will be. Do not let the fog in. WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR the corner of my ceiling begins to laugh in the middle of the night for a split second, each night it get louder. Help me please. no, I need more sugar to feed the ants. can't see can't see can't see can't see....gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes... no more ants no more ants. the demon is behind me he is behind me i can feel his breath the demon is behind me. The ants are gone, the fog is clearing. No more fog. No more fog.
            The fog is coming, t-the fog! no..~ i-it’s- mh..it’s coming! n-not inside! ou-out! p-please…A-Ah~! it-..s co-oominggg~! mmmh!- yes! yes! ahhh~!

            Catboy Baseball

              Catboys copypasta

              Its from curatedtumblr comments but the source has never been found.

              "Yo, are these catboys straight?" I mutter to my buddy while uncomfortably adjusting my position on the bench.
              
              "No, of course not." my buddy, Josh, responds with out looking at me, a confused sneer frozen on his face as he watches the baseball team full of catboys roll around on the grass and pounce on each other before bumbling the ball back to the skinny, scared pitcher. He hisses as he picks up the ball as if it's the first time he's had to throw one even though this game has been going on for 3 hours already.
              
              "I don't know." I squirm, "I mean, I... well. I mean I think they could... they could be straight, ya know?"
              
              "Definitely not, man. They're pouncing on each other and hugging each other and licking each other. These dudes are super gay." Josh throws his head back and looks up to the darkening sky. "I was supposed to leave 20 minutes ago."
              
              He has some obligation with his girlfriend no doubt. "Well, ya know. Cats are gay. So maybe you're confusing these catboys with real cats when in fact they're only catboys."
              
              "Nope."
              
              Our batter who's up at the plate backs off and sighs heavily. He slings his bat over his shoulder and calls over to us. "Guys. We just gotta call it. We gotta forfeit."
              
              The pitcher's mound turns into a catboy pile as all the catboys do that thing where cats arch their backs and rub against each other. Some how from this writhing purr pile, the ball launches towards our unprepared batter for another strike, his third. In resigned disbelief, he trudges back to the dugout and sits down on the bench.
              
              "I can't believe it." the out-batter says.
              
              Josh on the bench throws his hat to the ground. "We can't quit, dammit! We can't lose to these fucking catboys!" There's a quaver in his frustrated voice. I think he doesn't understand why exactly he's so upset to be losing to the catboys. Neither do I. I can't understand my feelings towards the catboys either.
              
              Head in his hands, shaking his head, he continues, "These fucking catboys..."
              
              I clear my throat to get his attention and then grab his shoulder. "Yeah, these fucking catboys. Look. The catboys are fucking."
              
              At the pitcher's mound, the purr pile has turned into a fuck pile. The catboys have stripped themselves of their little baseball uniforms and all their lithe, pallid bodies are writhing and grinding together. The meows and hisses and screeches are almost unbearable. Almost...
              
              One of our teammates stands up and walks right on past, present, and future by us, unbuttoning his shirt.
              
              "Jesse? No, man. Don't do it. If they fuck long enough, that's gotta be a forfeit. We can still win this thing."
              
              "S-sorry..." Jesse says. He makes a sound like he was going to say something else, like he was about to justify what he's about to do, but no. He simply strips naked and hops in the cat pile to a chorus of cheerful meows. They welcome him greedily.
              
              I'm drenched in sweat, heart pounding. I feel like I have a fluffy tail curled up in my getting-tighter-by-the-moment pants.
              
              "Josh, I uhh..." I don't want to let him down. I don't want to let the team down, but... It's a fur fuck pile.
              
              Josh sighs, "Just fucking go fuck with the catboys... I'll be there in a minute... I just gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I'll be late..." he says while untying his cleats.
              
              I'm relieved and ashamed, but excited as I hurriedly wrench loose my sweaty uniform. As I stumble in a lustful stupor, practicing my own meow, I hear Josh muttering to himself.
              
              "These fucking catboys got us again."

              Its a post on Tumblr by @henstomper in 2022 which became meme. The pasta is usually used alongside the first one.

              the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league