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I’m so sick of Lord of the Abyss

    Lord of the Abyss from Bloons TD 6

    Created by u/SecretSpectre11, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of the Abyss from Bloons TD 6.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lord of the Abyss. I try to play Glaive Lord. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Spectre. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Apache Dartship. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I want to play Permaspike. Its best team has Lord of the Abyss. I want to play Carrier Flagship, Bloon Exclusion Zone - they both want Lord of the Abyss. He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I save up for him. I give him alch buff. He isn't satisfied. I pull overclock. "I don't need this much attack speed" he tells me. "Give me a better position." He grabs Relentless Glue and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to get 9 of the other mermonkeys. I can get more range with echosense network." I can't get 9 other echosense networks, I don't have enough cash. He grabs my IMF Loan. It's CHIMPS. "Guess this is the end." He grabs the trident. He says "trident, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 50 damage 80 pierce attacks every 1.5 seconds. What a cruel world.

    Bro is beautiful, handsome, pretty, elegant, breathtaking, gorgeous, attractive

      Its a male character appreciation copypasta used to compliment fictional characters and Kpop singer. The pasta is used interchangeably with women but the “Bro” part is removed similar to “is that my glorious, elegant, intelligent…” pasta.

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      IP Address bait

        The IP address copypasta is commonly used to troll other users into thinking they are being doxxed. Doxxing is where personally identifiable information about someone is leaked online via the internet. You can find other doxxing copypasta here such as the FBI Discord Warning prank or ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

        IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
        IP. 92.28.511.239 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80:5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9 888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443
        IP. 92.28.211.234
N: 43.7462
W: 12.4893
SS Number: 6979191519182016
IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12
Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15
MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00
ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8
ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1
Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15
GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1
SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255
UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80
TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER
VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP

        [Tarkov] How do I stop people from using my gym?

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          I’m not playing this wipe so my hideout is still up. My friends keep going to my hideout to use my gym without my consent. They’re also making fun of the guns I have on my weapon display wall. They keep sending screenshots and making fun of me and my “gooner” posters. Please tell me how I can stop people from going to my hideout.

          I’ve been playing Inferno for 24 years, Dust2 for 23 years, and Mirage for 12

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            byu/Soft_Bed_412 from discussion
            inGlobalOffensive
            I've been playing Inferno for 24 years, Dust2 for 23 years, and Mirage for 12 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 00's). Whilst I think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
            I've been playing Inferno for 48 years, Dust2 for 46 years, and Mirage for 24 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 80's - that’s right, I’m a CS veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a CS VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
            I've been playing Inferno for 96 years, Dust2 for 94 years, and Mirage for 48 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 40's - that’s right, I’m a WW2 veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a WW2 VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
            I've been playing Inferno for 192 years, Dust2 for 188 years, and Mirage for 96 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 1800’s - that’s right, I’m a civil war veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a CIVIL WAR VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
            I've been playing Inferno for 384 years, Dust2 for 376 years, and Mirage for 192 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 1600’s - that’s right, I’m a civil war veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a 100 YEARS WAR VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
            Ἐγὼ μὲν ἐν τῷ Ἰνφέρνῳ παίζων εἰμὶ 2742 ἔτη, ἐν Δύστῳ δὲ 2701 ἔτη, ἐν Μιράγῃ δὲ 2112 ἔτη. (οὐ μὴ λογίσωμαι τὸν cpl_strike τρόπον, ὃν ἔπαιζον ἐν ταῖς ἡμέραις ταῖς περὶ τὴν τοῦ Χριστοῦ γένεσιν—ναί, ἐγώ εἰμι peloponnesian war veteran· φέρε νῦν, ὦ φίλε, καὶ δέχου 😎.)

καίτοι, ἐγὼ ὢν PELOPONNESIAN WAR VETERAN ὡς εἴρηται, ἡγοῦμαι χρὴ τοὺς προγόνους τιμᾶν· ἀλλ’ ἀναγκαῖον ἐστὶν ἡμῖν εἰς τὸν ἀγῶνα τοῦ παιγνίου ποικιλίαν ταχύτερον παρέχειν, ὥστε οὐχ ἕν, ἀλλὰ δύο χάρτας ἑξαμηνιαίως κυκλοῦν δεῖν.

            “Give me your wallet!” Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead

              Its a greentext joke on 4chan that made fun of how expensive the Five-SivenN rounds are.

              > walking home one night 
> Mugger comes out of nowhere 
> "Give me your wallet!"
> Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead 
> Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo 
MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet