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Is that…. A jojo reference?😳

    Is that... 😳
    
    Oh no, it can't be, forget it ahah 😆
    
    But maybe... 🤔
    
    Is it possible that you are referring to the very popular manga and anime titled "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"? 🇯🇵
    
    I know it's a bit of a strech, but I can't stop asking myself if this is the case. 😅
    
    Sorry to bother you, have a nice day 😊

    Americans are immune to bullet wounds.

      In America, we’ve all been shot so many times, that most of us have built up an immunity to bullet wounds. It’s now hereditary, actually, because only people who can survive being shot live long enough to reproduce. Natural selection and all that. Some Americans have built up an immunity so high that they can easily walk way from a direct hit from a cannon ball. These individuals are considered “real, red blooded, Americans” and receive a certificate of authentication.
      
      This is also where the phrase “come and take it” comes from. A group of Americans endured a volley of cannon fire and they managed to catch 95% of the balls shot. They then hoisted the cannon balls into the air and taunted the invading army by encouraging them to come retrieve their ammunition and try again.

      Ok hear me out here’s why I kissed that person in an Isabella costume

        Yes it was weird, but I have an explanation for this that I hope will be satisfactory. As you can see I was mostly looking at my phone, so it didn't occur to me that she was dizzy and probably didn't know where she was going. I thought she was just trying to interact with me like a mascot costume person at a sporting event. In my experience they usually get a little mad if you don't interact back, so I normally give them a hug. I tried to give her a hug, as you can see by my arm at the end of the video, but I realized that if I gave her a hug I could very likely rip the head clean off. I panicked at this realization and opted for a forehead kiss instead. It absolutely was not planned.
        
        I'd also like to point out that this all happened over the course of about half a second, I had no idea she was walking towards me until I turned my head. The Nintendo employee with her didn't seem very upset at me and kinda laughed, she was the person saying "You're precious, alright let's- watch out, watch out, aww" in the video, which I'd like to emphasize I couldn't hear because conventions are very loud. They both went the way they were going after this video, so I don't think they took offense.
        
        I feel like I'm on trial here but yeah that's what happened. I wouldn't want to make someone uncomfortable on purpose, whenever I took a picture with anyone else at the convention I asked and then asked if I could be in the picture and so on, and there was no kissing anywhere else I assure you, but this all happened faster than I could really think about it.

        Are you also R.A.C.I.S.T.?

          Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:
          
          Respect my friend's different beliefs
          
          Adore the little quirks in their traditions
          
          Care for my friends, no matter their skin color
          
          Inform myself on what taboos I should never break
          
          Smile when they speak their native tongues
          
          The Jews must be purged from the Earth

          Every r/teenagers post

            Hey, my names Ryan.
            
            I have autism, Alzheimer's, coronavirus, HIV, AIDS, a cleft lip, half of my brain, my parents are getting a divorce, my cat died, I lost my leg in an accident and I'm blind and deaf.
            
            I just wanted to tell you to have a nice day!